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#1 dervishx5

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:11 AM

http://www.something...ior-magazine/1/


Enjoy

#2 Senor Cataclysmo

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:23 AM

LOL.

"Mr Ostroc! Mr Ostroc! Is it true you don't have enough heat sinks to compensate for your large lasers?"

"Uh, thank you for the chance to answer that. Actually I marked down clan heat sinks which I, uh, salvaged from some clan mechs."

Edited by Senor Cataclysmo, 05 February 2015 - 12:24 AM.


#3 SnagaDance

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 01:03 AM

Oh god, I really shouldn't read stuff like this at work. Trying soo hard not to burst out laughing here.

#4 William Mountbank

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 01:25 AM

"Clan bars are twice as good as Inner Sphere bars, but people will think you are a Richard for going to them."

Edited for Richards.

Edited by William Mountbank, 05 February 2015 - 01:26 AM.


#5 Greenjulius

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 01:27 AM

That just about killed me. Some truly epic artwork in there.

SNAKE DANCE
Posted Image

:)

Edited by Greenjulius, 05 February 2015 - 01:31 AM.


#6 norus

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 01:41 AM

I appreciate this being brought to my attention because lols were had.

#7 Voidsinger

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 04:05 AM

I liked Battletechnology Magazine. Sure the art had...issues, but the articles were great.

Most interesting was the article on targeting computers, and the lecture "The best came first".

Sigh, when will PGI do the Clint, and quirk it out to take into account that Sloane 220 Lockover tagetting computer (the only Targetting and Tracking system the clans didn't replace in the IIC series).

#8 Raggedyman

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 05:04 AM

View Postdervishx5, on 05 February 2015 - 12:11 AM, said:



oh dear god, the memories have come flooding back.
All that therapy, wasted...

#9 Mechteric

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 06:06 AM

I'm not pressing "next" through 11 pages when it could have been all on one page.

#10 Voidsinger

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 06:10 AM

View PostCapperDeluxe, on 05 February 2015 - 06:06 AM, said:

I'm not pressing "next" through 11 pages when it could have been all on one page.


But..but, the ad revenue!!!

#11 CygnusX7

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 06:13 AM

View PostCapperDeluxe, on 05 February 2015 - 06:06 AM, said:

I'm not pressing "next" through 11 pages when it could have been all on one page.


Yeah, left clicks are so laborious.

#12 SnagaDance

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 07:22 AM

View PostCygnusX7, on 05 February 2015 - 06:13 AM, said:


Yeah, left clicks are so laborious.


I know right? That's why I only have a single weapon group and only try to use weapons with a long cycle time, really cuts down on all that clicking.

#13 CMDR Sunset Shimmer

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 07:26 AM

*sighs*

Am I really one of the only people that read Battletechnology magazine as an interesting piece of "in universe" fiction.

You all seem to forget, 80's/90's battletech art was crap, it will always be crap... hell look at the original stalker artwork "dickonlegs" is being nice to it.

the best designs, were the Unseen, and even some of those were bad.

#14 Stoned Prophet

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 07:52 AM

View PostSnagaDance, on 05 February 2015 - 07:22 AM, said:


I know right? That's why I only have a single weapon group and only try to use weapons with a long cycle time, really cuts down on all that clicking.


Lrms. Just hold the button down ;) no more annoying clicking

#15 dervishx5

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 11:09 AM

http://www.something...chnical-3025/1/

#16 operatorZ

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 11:36 AM

View Postdervishx5, on 05 February 2015 - 12:11 AM, said:



That was simply glorious...trying to stifle laughter while working at office...the comments :lol:





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