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[Alexander Steel]

MikeBend, on 12 February 2015 - 10:29 PM, said:

Ask anything, huh?

Why is my mother in law such a b"#¤%?

Two reasons.

1. She doesn't think you are good enough for her child.
2. Every time she talks to your spouse your spouse tells her all the things about you they don't like, which gives her a really bad image of the type of person you are.

[Lily from animove]

Joey Deacon, on 12 February 2015 - 11:54 PM, said:

Something that has always bothered me..

Why do they call him Donkey Kong when he's not a Donkey?



See? Not even a bit Donkeyish..

hes stupid like a donkey?

[Siegegun]

Is he really stupid though? I mean donkey kong has set up a fully defensible position, with a height advantage, and armed himself with barrel weapons. Mario just shows up unarmed and tries to just Rambo up a multi tiered fully defended fortification.

At fist I thought this question had nothing to do with the OP original post. But on further thinking it seems Mario is indeed a PUG in this scenario.

You go PUG Mario, you go. Do not let the haters try and stop you from just showing up with what you have (nothing) and doing the Rambo up a fully defended fortification structure with a height advantage while being rained on by barrels.

[stratagos]

Mario is the SPL light against a fast missile boat. If he makes a wrong move he's dead, but just as he gets close to his goal, *boom*, it gets away from him

[Noesis]

How can he be stupid, I mean come on, the gorilla is wearing a tie?

[stratagos]

Noesis, on 13 February 2015 - 09:47 AM, said:

How can he be stupid, I mean come on, the gorilla is wearing a tie?

You've never had the misfortune to deal with consultants, have you?

[Noesis]

stratagos, on 13 February 2015 - 09:51 AM, said:

You've never had the misfortune to deal with consultants, have you?

I have had to manage several of them before, but I was clever and chose the more shaven simian members of the professional jungle who came with full suits and their own supply of bananas.

Whereas my experience with having to negociate with plumbers and their billing practices ....... it kind of makes you want to throw a flaming barrel at them for some reason.

[ExoForce]

Question:

Why do You feel the urge to enter that dark tunnel alone and You know for sure there are 4 big boys inside with heavy weapons and You know for sure they are waiting for You? Why?

[stratagos]

ExoForce, on 13 February 2015 - 11:51 AM, said:

Question:

Why do You feel the urge to enter that dark tunnel alone and You know for sure there are 4 big boys inside with heavy weapons and You know for sure thjey are waiting for You? Why?

Because they're going to feel compelled to chase me *out* of the tunnel when I zip by them. They'll be so intent upon pursuit they'll never see the UAV I deploy.

They will, however, see something similar to this:



(note: randomly stole image via Google search)

[Son of the Flood]

How many pugs does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Nightmare1]

[StompingOnTanks]

I have an important question. An important, teething question that even the greatest of science cannot answer.

Which is why I have turned to you.

Mr. Pug, sir, I ask you... Why isn't the sky orange flavored?

[Noesis]

StompingOnTanks, on 15 February 2015 - 05:04 PM, said:

Mr. Pug, sir, I ask you... Why isn't the sky orange flavored?

Any self respecting scientist knows that the sky does in fact have variable flavours and this depends on the region and time as to the flavour applied. Hence why the sky does in fact taste more minty after 8 o'clock in the evening.

[Noesis]

Son of the Flood, on 13 February 2015 - 12:39 PM, said:

How many pugs does it take to change a lightbulb?

4.

One to suggest it, the next to complain, the third to say it could be worth a try, the fourth to go off and change the lightbulb whilst the others are oblivious to this fact.

[StompingOnTanks]

How many Pugs does it take to decide on a Mad Cat loadout?

[Alaskan Nobody]

How many cans could a can can can if a can can could can cans?