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#1 stratagos

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 05:56 AM

* How many Stieners does it take to change a light bulb?

None; they hire mercenaries for the hard stuff

* How do the Kurtians get thier battle emblems to be that shade of red?

Dye, Clanner

* What did the space bacon say to the tomato?

Lettuce get together

* How did the Liao leader choose her invasion corridor?

She chose the psycho path

#2 AlmightyAeng

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 06:52 AM

I think I like the first one best...because it's funny AND canon :)

#3 Rasc4l

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 06:55 AM

Certainly OP means Lioa. And where are all the guass jokes?

#4 AlmightyAeng

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 06:59 AM

Or the spellcheck?

#5 Samurai Hanse Davion

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 07:05 AM

House Davion.

#6 stratagos

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 07:51 AM

View PostGhost Badger, on 17 February 2015 - 06:59 AM, said:

Or the spellcheck?


I'm on my phone fighting off the flu. Sue me ;)

#7 Necromantion

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:11 AM

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#8 AlmightyAeng

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:11 AM

View Poststratagos, on 17 February 2015 - 07:51 AM, said:

I'm on my phone fighting off the flu. Sue me ;)

Your bravery knows no bounds :)

#9 Lily from animove

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:16 AM

Am I the only one which sees a bird in the shape of the falcons? this so far is currently the best CW joke at all every day I look at the map.

#10 Necromantion

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Posted 17 February 2015 - 09:24 AM

View PostLily from animove, on 17 February 2015 - 09:16 AM, said:

Am I the only one which sees a bird in the shape of the falcons? this so far is currently the best CW joke at all every day I look at the map.



You're right, it looks like a demented parrot
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Am i doing this right?

#11 Davers

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 02:18 PM

View PostLily from animove, on 17 February 2015 - 09:16 AM, said:

Am I the only one which sees a bird in the shape of the falcons? this so far is currently the best CW joke at all every day I look at the map.

I thought it looked like Marge Simpson emptying her pockets….





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