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[LordNothing]

Games are always full of banter. people wanting things they dont like to be nerfed/buffed (depending on whether or not they are facing an enemy with one or have one, respectively), while wanting things they like to be buffed/nerfed (depending on whether or not they have one or are fighting somone else with one, respectively).

so that got me to thinking other stuff to nerf buff, and here are my ideas:

control op, nerf the keyboard. it has too many buttons. make players use a keyboard with only one large button on it. also nerf the mouse, replace with hamster.

graphics op, nerf graphics pls. it should run in a telnet console.

incompetence op, buff players.

rocks op, nerf the ground to make it work like the ground in wolfenstein 3d.

quitting is too weak, buff the ragequit mechanism so that hitting any control exists the game.

talking on voip op, make it so players have to communicate by humming songs at eachother.

if you implement these ideas the game would be better. what ideas do you think would improve the game?

*this thread is satire