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#1 trtw

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 10:09 PM

It is a love affair. Mainly Jesus and my Hunchback

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 10:25 PM

Ministry!

\m/

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 10:27 PM

Can it turn coolant into wine?

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 10:30 PM

I am wondering where the player named 'Jesus DIED for me' is.

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 10:35 PM

View PostFupDup, on 14 February 2015 - 10:27 PM, said:

Can it turn coolant into wine?


It can run through water!

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 10:46 PM

Surprised it didn't get posted sooner.



#7 Nothing Whatsoever

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 11:11 PM

I get build advice from Space Ghost

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#8 Raggedyman

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 12:10 AM

View Posttrtw, on 14 February 2015 - 10:09 PM, said:

It is a love affair. Mainly Jesus and my Hunchback


TESTIFY!!

#9 Kiiyor

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 01:36 AM

View Posttrtw, on 14 February 2015 - 10:09 PM, said:

It is a love affair. Mainly Jesus and my Hunchback


In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun

Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know


LOUD ENOUGH TO KNOCK YOU DOWN, OR OUT.

On a related note, I once spent a merry three days bound and gagged on my knees, fashionably clad in blacked out ski goggles and giant earmuffs, with this song on so loud that I could feel it in my bones.

For three days. On repeat.




Jokes on you, you sadistic army *****, I still ******* love this song.

#10 Joseph Mallan

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 05:25 AM

View PostWildstreak, on 14 February 2015 - 10:30 PM, said:

I am wondering where the player named 'Jesus DIED for me' is.

Dead(in game)?

#11 Mudhutwarrior

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 05:47 AM

"Sell your cloak and buy a sword"

As Jews were not allowed to own swords by rule of the Romans it seems Jesus was the first to defy unjust arms control laws and promoted the right of self defense.

So Jesus in MWO is a good fit.

#12 Otto Cannon

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 06:17 AM

Soon I discovered that this mech thing was true
Kerensky was the devil
Jesus was a mechwarrior previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long range missiles.

#13 Tahribator

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 06:18 AM

View PostOtto Cannon, on 15 February 2015 - 06:17 AM, said:

Soon I discovered that this mech thing was true
Kerensky was the devil
Jesus was a mechwarrior previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long range missiles.


Haha, amazing!

#14 Insects

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 06:25 AM

So is Timbergod the Antichrist?

#15 Tordin

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 06:32 AM

Oh my! Are old gods and godesses starting to play MWO, to get insight in todays entertainment standards? If so, PGI is gonna have a field day or week with this situation.

#16 orcrist86

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 08:10 AM

View PostKiiyor, on 15 February 2015 - 01:36 AM, said:


In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun

Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know


LOUD ENOUGH TO KNOCK YOU DOWN, OR OUT.

On a related note, I once spent a merry three days bound and gagged on my knees, fashionably clad in blacked out ski goggles and giant earmuffs, with this song on so loud that I could feel it in my bones.

For three days. On repeat.




Jokes on you, you sadistic army *****, I still ******* love this song.


Sere, because you don't know the depths of your own commitment until you let someone water board you and break your fingers for educational purposes.

I swear to god all army training is based on sadomasochism.




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Posted 15 February 2015 - 09:23 AM

Whaaaat ?

He's not your co-pilot ?

#18 Chiasson Brinker

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 09:32 AM

No, the Hula Girl is...

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 09:37 AM

View PostMudhutwarrior, on 15 February 2015 - 05:47 AM, said:

"Sell your cloak and buy a sword"

As Jews were not allowed to own swords by rule of the Romans it seems Jesus was the first to defy unjust arms control laws and promoted the right of self defense.

So Jesus in MWO is a good fit.


Context.

#20 Mudhutwarrior

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Posted 15 February 2015 - 09:49 AM

View PostSug, on 15 February 2015 - 09:37 AM, said:


Context.


Context is the thread, Dude loves Jesus and his Hunchback. I posted a story about Jesus and self defense. Jesus was Lone wolf it seems. He went after banksters/money changers too. Only time he used violence. Jesus was a cool dude overall.

My guess is Jesus would drive Ravens.



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