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[Stealth Raptor]

stupid, now you fell for my troll! who is funny now!

Ha ha ha ha

[Molossian Dog]

Your face?

Ha ha ha ha

[MischiefSC]

Seasons 2-5 of Never nSL, 3 Faction love-triangle gone wrong. The abridged version.


Kurita: Clans are too hard. We are bitter because everyone made fun of us like 2 months ago. Davion is like, what, 8 people. ATTACK DAVION!

Davion: WTF? Hey! Stop it! *cry* My butt hurts.

Marik: Let's all go fight the Clans together! Pom-poms for everyone! Davion, you come too, just stand there and look pretty.

Kurita: Pffft. NO. Clans are HARD. We just ignore them and they go away. Go fight Clans if you want, that's cool, we're gonna keep punching Davion. Also we're offering free beer to people who hang with us.

Davion: Seriously, stop it. We stopped punching you before, now you stop. We'll all go not punch me punch the Clanners. It'll be cool.

Marik: YAY! PUNCH CLANNERS! Hey, Davion. Those worlds look good on you, can we borrow them?

Davion: Sure, that's cool. Just tell Kurita to quit touching my junk. This is getting awkward. He keeps bad-touching me and saying 'HAHAHAHA'.

Kurita: *badtouch* HA HA HA HA. You guys are both pansies. Davion has as low a population as we did a couple months ago so beating on them makes us feel better about abandoning the Clans. Marik, you suck and I only abuse you when you make me, so that's your fault. Don't tell me to stop, that just makes me mad.

*crowd comes to hang with Kurita*

Kurita: WTFBBQ! We're POPULAR! Everyone likes us and will forever! Punching Davion for everyone! We'll even slow the Clans down. A little. Sometimes. When we're done punching Davion.

*crowd gets drunk, someone pukes in pool near where Marik is hanging out trying to throw rocks at the Clanners next door*

Kurita: HEY. MARIK. That guy puked in the pool. GTFO, right now. We're super popular and always will be forever and the first two months never happened, so we take nuffin from nobody. Get out right now or I'm calling the party van.

Marik: Hey... Clans? *feeble pom pom shake* Kurita, you said you liked us. We wanna go fight Clans, you said that was okay. Why are you throwing us out?

Kurita: GTFO. Now we have to ignore the Clans again to make you leave. SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!? *punches Davion*

Davion: WTF?!? OW! *cry* My butt hurts again.

Marik: I hate you Kurita! I am throwing my copy of Atlas Shrugged under your sofa cushions so some day, someone will find it and think you are a pretentious prig! Take that!

Kurita: *punches Marik in the face* So? I am a pretentious prig. I don't even know what that is but it sounds right.

Marik: *fist shake* You will rue the day!

Davion: Hey, I found my old address book. Imma call some old frat buddies and go **** Kuritas **** UP.

Kurita: HAHAHAHAHA! I need NONE OF YOU. I fight Clans all I want and win all the time, everyone loves me, I can never lose! Imma go punch Davion.

*Clans show up and attack Luthien*

Kurita: OH HOLY ****. WTF WAS THAT?!? SOMEONE IS BUSTING INTO MY GARAGE AND STEALING MY STASH! RED ALERT! ALL HANDS ON DECK!

*everyone comes to help Kurita*

Kurita: Whew. That sucked.

*Clans redouble efforts, CGB rocks Kurita BOXXORS and CSJ retakes space around Luthien*

*Crowd starts to drift away*

Kurita: Wha... wait... why does my butt hurt? I haven't felt this way since the first 2 months... NO! I DON'T REMEMBER THAT! NEVER HAPPENED! LALALALALALA! *goes to happy place to forget* *punches Davion*

Davion: You know, that doesn't even hurt anymore. Frat buddies are showing up and you got no friends. Sooner or later the beer runs out ************* and three guesses who's going to be waiting in the parking lot by your car with a shank? That's right. You just keep knockin' them back....

Marik: Seriously. That was my copy of Atlas Shrugged. Also I wasn't even the guy who puked in your pool, that was your own fault. Now I'm going to have to leave stern notes on your front door until you feel suitably chastised.

*Clans keep banging on Kurita like a broken shutter in a hurricane*

Kurita: *Goes to hit Davion... Davion ducks* Hmm.... Hey guys. About that Clan thing. Seriously. Let's go do the Clan thing. All together. We should go do that. Not that I need your help and **** you both, but seriously. Friends. We should do that, you said you wanted to. Are you both LIARS?!?

Marik: WTF? You blew us off and then blamed us for you ignoring the Clans, and I caught you reading Atlas Shrugged and liking it. There is no friends for us. You're bad people.

Davion: Oh hell no. You giving my wallet back?

Kurita: Wallet? I already spent that stuff, and no. **** you, hitting you makes me forget getting beaten down by the Clans. You guys don't be friends with me and I'll burn down the whole neighborhood. I'll do it! Don't think I won't! I'm keeping the wallet and the copy of Atlas Shrugged because I find it insightful and motivating for my world view! Put up with it or I'll burn it down! Don't think I won't! Clans are kickin' my ass, my party buddies are gone, I got nothin' to lose! I won't be unpopular again and I'll burn the neighborhood down before that happens! JUST TRY ME.

..........

Stay tuned! Season 6 premier is coming soon!

[Stealth Raptor]

Molossian Dog, on 25 February 2015 - 08:27 PM, said:

Your face?

Ha ha ha ha

your face!

ha ha ha ha

MischiefSC, on 25 February 2015 - 08:46 PM, said:

Seasons 2-5 of Never nSL, 3 Faction love-triangle gone wrong. The abridged version.


Kurita: Clans are too hard. We are bitter because everyone made fun of us like 2 months ago. Davion is like, what, 8 people. ATTACK DAVION!

Davion: WTF? Hey! Stop it! *cry* My butt hurts.

Marik: Let's all go fight the Clans together! Pom-poms for everyone! Davion, you come too, just stand there and look pretty.

Kurita: Pffft. NO. Clans are HARD. We just ignore them and they go away. Go fight Clans if you want, that's cool, we're gonna keep punching Davion. Also we're offering free beer to people who hang with us.

Davion: Seriously, stop it. We stopped punching you before, now you stop. We'll all go not punch me punch the Clanners. It'll be cool.

Marik: YAY! PUNCH CLANNERS! Hey, Davion. Those worlds look good on you, can we borrow them?

Davion: Sure, that's cool. Just tell Kurita to quit touching my junk. This is getting awkward. He keeps bad-touching me and saying 'HAHAHAHA'.

Kurita: *badtouch* HA HA HA HA. You guys are both pansies. Davion has as low a population as we did a couple months ago so beating on them makes us feel better about abandoning the Clans. Marik, you suck and I only abuse you when you make me, so that's your fault. Don't tell me to stop, that just makes me mad.

*crowd comes to hang with Kurita*

Kurita: WTFBBQ! We're POPULAR! Everyone likes us and will forever! Punching Davion for everyone! We'll even slow the Clans down. A little. Sometimes. When we're done punching Davion.

*crowd gets drunk, someone pukes in pool near where Marik is hanging out trying to throw rocks at the Clanners next door*

Kurita: HEY. MARIK. That guy puked in the pool. GTFO, right now. We're super popular and always will be forever and the first two months never happened, so we take nuffin from nobody. Get out right now or I'm calling the party van.

Marik: Hey... Clans? *feeble pom pom shake* Kurita, you said you liked us. We wanna go fight Clans, you said that was okay. Why are you throwing us out?

Kurita: GTFO. Now we have to ignore the Clans again to make you leave. SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!? *punches Davion*

Davion: WTF?!? OW! *cry* My butt hurts again.

Marik: I hate you Kurita! I am throwing my copy of Atlas Shrugged under your sofa cushions so some day, someone will find it and think you are a pretentious prig! Take that!

Kurita: *punches Marik in the face* So? I am a pretentious prig. I don't even know what that is but it sounds right.

Marik: *fist shake* You will rue the day!

Davion: Hey, I found my old address book. Imma call some old frat buddies and go **** Kuritas **** UP.

Kurita: HAHAHAHAHA! I need NONE OF YOU. I fight Clans all I want and win all the time, everyone loves me, I can never lose! Imma go punch Davion.

*Clans show up and attack Luthien*

Kurita: OH HOLY ****. WTF WAS THAT?!? SOMEONE IS BUSTING INTO MY GARAGE AND STEALING MY STASH! RED ALERT! ALL HANDS ON DECK!

*everyone comes to help Kurita*

Kurita: Whew. That sucked.

*Clans redouble efforts, CGB rocks Kurita BOXXORS and CSJ retakes space around Luthien*

*Crowd starts to drift away*

Kurita: Wha... wait... why does my butt hurt? I haven't felt this way since the first 2 months... NO! I DON'T REMEMBER THAT! NEVER HAPPENED! LALALALALALA! *goes to happy place to forget* *punches Davion*

Davion: You know, that doesn't even hurt anymore. Frat buddies are showing up and you got no friends. Sooner or later the beer runs out ************* and three guesses who's going to be waiting in the parking lot by your car with a shank? That's right. You just keep knockin' them back....

Marik: Seriously. That was my copy of Atlas Shrugged. Also I wasn't even the guy who puked in your pool, that was your own fault. Now I'm going to have to leave stern notes on your front door until you feel suitably chastised.

*Clans keep banging on Kurita like a broken shutter in a hurricane*

Kurita: *Goes to hit Davion... Davion ducks* Hmm.... Hey guys. About that Clan thing. Seriously. Let's go do the Clan thing. All together. We should go do that. Not that I need your help and **** you both, but seriously. Friends. We should do that, you said you wanted to. Are you both LIARS?!?

Marik: WTF? You blew us off and then blamed us for you ignoring the Clans, and I caught you reading Atlas Shrugged and liking it. There is no friends for us. You're bad people.

Davion: Oh hell no. You giving my wallet back?

Kurita: Wallet? I already spent that stuff, and no. **** you, hitting you makes me forget getting beaten down by the Clans. You guys don't be friends with me and I'll burn down the whole neighborhood. I'll do it! Don't think I won't! I'm keeping the wallet and the copy of Atlas Shrugged because I find it insightful and motivating for my world view! Put up with it or I'll burn it down! Don't think I won't! Clans are kickin' my ass, my party buddies are gone, I got nothin' to lose! I won't be unpopular again and I'll burn the neighborhood down before that happens! JUST TRY ME.

..........

Stay tuned! Season 6 premier is coming soon!

i want to watch that show! Much more interesting then what really happened.

[MischiefSC]

Stealth Raptor, on 25 February 2015 - 08:50 PM, said:

your face!

ha ha ha ha



i want to watch that show! Much more interesting then what really happened.

Abridged version. I just want everyone to work this **** out now so that after the map reset we can try again with a bit less pointless drama and a bit more fun drama.

[Molossian Dog]

Shaddup Dave, you are interfering with our sophisticated dispute!

Edited by Molossian Dog, 25 February 2015 - 08:55 PM.

[MischiefSC]

Molossian Dog, on 25 February 2015 - 08:55 PM, said:

Shaddup Dave, you are interfering with our sophisticated dispute!

Oh, words?

[Davers]

MischiefSC, on 25 February 2015 - 08:53 PM, said:

Abridged version. I just want everyone to work this **** out now so that after the map reset we can try again with a bit less pointless drama and a bit more fun drama.

You mean everyone joining a northern house and leaving the southern houses to the pugs?

[MischiefSC]

Davers, on 25 February 2015 - 08:56 PM, said:

You mean everyone joining a northern house and leaving the southern houses to the pugs?

Quite genuinely, I'm a fan of every big unit joining FRR next reset and attacking everyone else. I mean like 500, 600 people in FRR and destroy everyone else. Clans, IS, everyone. Then 1 month later switch to a single Clan and do the exact same thing; attacking Clans and IS. Just to show how stupidly broken CW in the current incarnation is.

[Stealth Raptor]

yes how dare you ruin our awesome and intelligent conversation! Easily the best conversation to happen on the forums evar!

[Molossian Dog]

Let´s create the Star League 3.0 to kill all the Dave killjoys.

Waitaminute....

Edited by Molossian Dog, 25 February 2015 - 09:03 PM.

[Stealth Raptor]

Ooooo can i invite the clans too?????

[Molossian Dog]

I am

not

sure

anymore.



They will probably need a wormhole to attack and then...

gawd...

[Stealth Raptor]

I follow paul on twitter. Im sure that can be....... arranged

[Karl Marlow]

MischiefSC, on 25 February 2015 - 08:53 PM, said:

Abridged version. I just want everyone to work this **** out now so that after the map reset we can try again with a bit less pointless drama and a bit more fun drama.

meh. Next reset I'd rather team up with Davion and push north through kuritas and Steiner until we meet to do the epic brofist at stahna mechty

Edited by ThomasMarik, 25 February 2015 - 09:25 PM.

[Gas Guzzler]

ThomasMarik, on 25 February 2015 - 09:24 PM, said:

meh. Next reset I'd rather team up with Davion and push north through kuritas and Steiner until we meet to do the epic brofist at stahna mechty

That won't work out very well for anyone.

[Tasker]

Gas Guzzler, on 25 February 2015 - 09:43 PM, said:

That won't work out very well for anyone.

Work out very well for my wallet. Ha ha.

[SteelWarrior]

Lol this was a good read

And wow mischief as if you typed all of that out....lol

[PerfectDuck]

MischiefSC, on 25 February 2015 - 09:00 PM, said:

Quite genuinely, I'm a fan of every big unit joining FRR next reset and attacking everyone else. I mean like 500, 600 people in FRR and destroy everyone else. Clans, IS, everyone. Then 1 month later switch to a single Clan and do the exact same thing; attacking Clans and IS. Just to show how stupidly broken CW in the current incarnation is.

Suppose that actually happened, with, say, Ghost Bear, and that faction was taking worlds unstoppably. Would that be a demonstrable example of the system being broken or of Kurita ignoring the problem?

[mp00]

Mischief that was awesome. Kinda makes us all look silly... ok more then just kinda.. still gimme more