61 replies to this topic

[Chef Kerensky]

Can't hear you, the pizzas are sizzling

[Alexander Steel]

Xiphias, on 27 February 2015 - 08:06 PM, said:

Obesity.

We've only been Davion for a day and already my Commando has turned into a Firestarter, by the end of the week I expect to have a new Atlas.

Don't let your weight get too out of control, you don't want to have a heart attack or anything.

[Stealth Raptor]

while kentares was taken, the dragon took a cgb planet. hope there are enough cgb planets left for you guys to push from when you go back

[UniquePilotName]

MechaNagato, on 27 February 2015 - 01:49 PM, said:

cute clanner thinks hes people..

you should save that talk for when you outnumber us 4-1 again.

[UniquePilotName]

Richter Kerensky, on 27 February 2015 - 04:45 PM, said:

prepare to have your mind blown

holy christ what the **** did I just watch

[Richter Kerensky]

UniquePilotName, on 28 February 2015 - 12:26 AM, said:

holy christ what the **** did I just watch

File footage of a man's soul leaving his body.

[Ultra-Laser]

UniquePilotName, on 28 February 2015 - 12:22 AM, said:

you should save that talk for when you outnumber us 4-1 again.

Whats wrong with matching you 1-1?

[Novawrecker]

MischiefSC, on 27 February 2015 - 09:08 PM, said:

She said okonomiyaki tastes like a$$ ...

For the record, okonomiyaki taste like @$$++++ (whole new level of @$$)

[Michael Costanza]

bobF, on 27 February 2015 - 12:40 PM, said:

Patriotic Citizens of the DCMS Occupation Zone, Your Prince, the Redoubtable Hanse "the Fox" Davion, assures your Liberation!

Your Prince is the Priceline Negotiator? Beam me up Scotty!

Edited by Michael Costanza, 28 February 2015 - 01:10 PM.

[Arkaiko]

bobF, on 27 February 2015 - 12:40 PM, said:

(a pirate video feed crackles to life)

(the following track begins, for Maximum Freedom Effect, and a Manly Voice-Over begins)



Patriotic Citizens of the DCMS Occupation Zone, Your Prince, the Redoubtable Hanse "the Fox" Davion, assures your Liberation!



Chins up Citizens, your time of Liberation is at hand! Your Prince has spared No Expense in upgrading the AFFS Military with the finest soldiers in the entire Inner Sphere! Huzzah!

As most of you are aware, Your Prince was born from some of the most Magnificent, and Noble Blood Imaginable, Prince Andrew Davion and Princess Jennifer Campbell (pictured below):



With such Pure and Divine Ancestry, Your Prince Vows to wrest the taken worlds, now part of what the Red Menace laughably calls a "co-prosperity sphere." Patriots, we all know factually that the Kuritan dogs don't believe in Freedom, God, Capitalism, Prosperity, or Spheres for that matter.

Worry not Patriots, Your Prince has mobilized the Military Security Police Washingtonian National Service, or -MS-PWNS, in a brave and selfless effort to rescue YOU, loyal citizens of the Federated Suns.

All must do Their Part on the eve of this great Liberation, Elbar is Already Free of the Red Menace! Always:

• Give disinformation and conjecture to your local DCMS ISF agents
  
• Deface and/or destroy any portraits or representations of the Kurita family
  
• Store supplies, weapons, ammunition, or anything that can assist the brave forces of -MS-PWNS as they liberate worlds, in a secret area
  
• Sing songs of Patriotism and Freedom in troubled times or when morale is low
  
• Salute and believe in the efforts of Your Prince

Together, YOU and the forces of -MS-PWNS will return Freedom and Democracy to the conquered worlds inside the DCMS OZ. Onward, to VICTORY!









(transmission ends)

https://www.youtube....d&v=FopyRHHlt3M

Edited by Arkaiko, 28 February 2015 - 01:22 PM.

[Alexander Steel]

And Jaime Wolf is Sean Connery.

Edited by Alexander Steel, 28 February 2015 - 01:29 PM.

[Novawrecker]

Alexander Steel, on 28 February 2015 - 01:28 PM, said:

And Jaime Wolf is Sean Connery.

Internetz was won today with this. Game over. All go home ... (I mean it, ya dirtying da furnitures )

hehe

[HARDKOR]

[MischiefSC]

Davion is run by Denny Crane.

That....

That makes a lot of sense.

[UniquePilotName]

Ultra-Laser, on 28 February 2015 - 11:54 AM, said:

Whats wrong with matching you 1-1?

because looking at the map's current state that is what 1v1 looks like.

[HARDKOR]

Do not fear, Davion, you are on ignore.

[MischiefSC]

Huh. Generally I get put on ignore for trolling people. Only Kurita ignores you for not trolling *enough*.

[Araevin Teshurr]

We Davions liberated your Kurita mums a while back during the occupation.
Welcome home son!

[Stormthorn]

Davion might have counted their chickens a little too early. We will find out in a few days.

[Alexander Steel]

I would be sort of pleased if this worked out the way the 1st succession war did... Kurita stormed across the Davion boarder, captured Kentares and turned the entire planet into a massive grave site... and then mad at what happened the Davions stormed back and made the boarders pretty much the same as they were at the start of the war.

Except instead of actually killing people the war crime that the modern day Kurita's are guilty of is Trolling and poor taste on an Internet Forum... but you know...