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[Vas79]

APOC is currently running defense on a Kurita planet as it's the only ******* place in the IS we can get a match, we'll play to our normal level of balls to the wall even thought it's a Kurita planet. Come back south APOC misses you Kurita teams!

[Stealth Raptor]

im sorry MS zerg too much for us to take planets against.

once they leave we may be back

[Benjamin Davion]

Strange bedfellows the Clan invasion makes...

[Vas79]

Baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

[HARDKOR]

Stealth Raptor, on 02 March 2015 - 07:27 PM, said:

im sorry MS zerg too much for us to take planets against.

once they leave we may be back

When you are a true coward, a single 12 man seem like battalion.

[Yokaiko]

HARDKOR, on 02 March 2015 - 07:33 PM, said:

When you are a true coward, a single 12 man seem like battalion.

If you have ever been on the receiving end of -MS- here is how that crap works.

1) The put a 12 man on some random planet, triggering the call to arms.
2) The ghost a few times, this basically spawns pug teams.....
3) IF they catch a unit there, it spawns a TON of 12 mans.

The best way to deal with it is to basically ignore them, it takes 4-5 hours to ghost a planet with one 12 man, its MUCH faster if they can put the full court press to 5 teams at a time.

[YCSLiesmith]

Yokaiko, on 02 March 2015 - 07:40 PM, said:

If you have ever been on the receiving end of -MS- here is how that crap works.

1) The put a 12 man on some random planet, triggering the call to arms.
2) The ghost a few times, this basically spawns pug teams.....
3) IF they catch a unit there, it spawns a TON of 12 mans.

The best way to deal with it is to basically ignore them, it takes 4-5 hours to ghost a planet with one 12 man, its MUCH faster if they can put the full court press to 5 teams at a time.

also it's a lot funnier to watch them impotently cry about the time you beat them than it is to beat them again but lose the planet, leading them to talk themselves into thinking they won and can step to you even though they're trash.

[MischiefSC]

Come back Kurita, we miss you! Just not the same! I even liked my own post for you, like a burnt offering to the forum trolls.

Edited by MischiefSC, 02 March 2015 - 08:11 PM.

[Lord Ikka]

So first you complain about us not fighting Clans and beating up on Davion, then when we fight Clans you complain about us not fighting Davion?

You are very confusing in your wants. Please streamline this process and just complain about HK in general.

[Scoops Kerensky]

Lord Ikka, on 02 March 2015 - 08:14 PM, said:

So first you complain about us not fighting Clans and beating up on Davion, then when we fight Clans you complain about us not fighting Davion?

You are very confusing in your wants. Please streamline this process and just complain about HK in general.

Obsessing, hemming, and hawing about Kurita's every movement on the CW map is an MWO tradition.

[MischiefSC]

Lord Ikka, on 02 March 2015 - 08:14 PM, said:

So first you complain about us not fighting Clans and beating up on Davion, then when we fight Clans you complain about us not fighting Davion?

You are very confusing in your wants. Please streamline this process and just complain about HK in general.

You are all feeble and cowardly and your wives and girlfriends are unfulfilled - those of them that are not stained pillow cases or awkwardly sticky figurines.

Now come back and fight while we've got a huge mercenary army to beat you up for us. I want to throw popcorn at you from the stands while APOC, MS, CI and others kick the **** out of you while the rest of us argue how to fit more LRM ammo in our mechs.

You refused to fight the Clans when we wanted you to not fight us and fight the Clans. Now we don't care so much about the Clans because we can win, so we want you to fight us, lose, then go fight the Clans when we say it's time. WHY DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO US?!?

This is how I can tell you're all lonely gamer nerds; any guy who's had at least one girlfriend in their teenage years would be able to make perfect sense out of this.

[Lord Ikka]

Hmm.

Was going to use a snappy comeback involving PMS- then the wife looked at it and slapped me. Go feminism.

Anyway...

[The Droid]

Its time for you to defuse your sins.

[Vas79]

Remember Mischief,

The proper answer to how much LRM ammo do I bring is zero, as you shouldn't have any LRM launchers equipped!

[MischiefSC]

Vas79, on 02 March 2015 - 09:28 PM, said:

Remember Mischief,

The proper answer to how much LRM ammo do I bring is zero, as you shouldn't have any LRM launchers equipped!

I remember that match I pugged with you guys. We beat down the enemy and this one pug with us is saying 'Wow, you guys are killing them before my LRMs even get there!'

Everyone says in unison

'Don't bring LRMs'

and he goes

'But I love LRMs!'

<3 that guy. He's represents the foundation of a lot of Davion CW folks right now. Glad he knows what he enjoys but pugging in LRM mechs in CW is like trying to slap down down a rabid grizzly bear with your honey-coated nut sack. The most you can hope for is the bear laughing while he eats you.

The mech in the mech bay needs to animate and try to slap the pointer away when you try to drag LRMs onto it for a CW build.

[Richter Kerensky]

Vas79, on 02 March 2015 - 07:25 PM, said:

APOC is currently running defense on a Kurita planet as it's the only ******* place in the IS we can get a match, we'll play to our normal level of balls to the wall even thought it's a Kurita planet. Come back south APOC misses you Kurita teams!

We will be back soon...

[Benjamin Davion]

MischiefSC, on 02 March 2015 - 10:05 PM, said:

Pugging in LRM mechs in CW is like trying to slap down down a rabid grizzly bear with your honey-coated nut sack. The most you can hope for is the bear laughing while he eats you.

I'm stealing that. And putting it everywhere. Maybe some folks will learn.

[Deadfire]

Karl loves Dave so much, that he sent him his favorite wine. The year had been scratched off with age, but Dave could still read it's label. After pouring it into a glass and drinking it, Dave looked one last time at the label and froze with fear as death fast approached. Quote the label "228th"

Edited by Deadfire, 06 March 2015 - 01:20 AM.

[dervishx5]

Deadfire, on 06 March 2015 - 01:18 AM, said:

Karl loves Dave so much, that he sent him his favorite wine. The year had been scratched off with age, but Dave could still read it's label. After pouring it into a glass and drinking it, Dave looked one last time at the label and froze with fear as death fast approached. Quote the label "228th"

You'll never make it in the horticulture business that way.

[MadC4t]

Deadfire, on 06 March 2015 - 01:18 AM, said:

Karl loves Dave so much, that he sent him his favorite wine. The year had been scratched off with age, but Dave could still read it's label. After pouring it into a glass and drinking it, Dave looked one last time at the label and froze with fear as death fast approached. Quote the label "228th"

Hey 228th: You are not welcome at Kurita.
Go home drunk little kid.

Why?
Because i remeber a flame thread from your unit at the beginning of CW "how bad Kurita is mimimimimimi".

People like you make me sick!




Just my 2 Cents.