Jump to content

The Great War Of Reds?(Enjoy And Havefun)


16 replies to this topic

#1 Bitey

    Member

  • Pip
  • Big Brother
  • 15 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 08:44 AM

Posted Image

Residence of the InnerSpehere, Invaders from Mars--- I mean Clanners from the Kerensky Cluster today is a day, of days of weeks, of this glorious year. A common enemy of Terra which threatens the stable yellows, bold and inebriated blues, the purple people of freedom, the Dogs, the cats, the birds, and the bears our forces share a common threat(The melon farmers are safe fear not Lee-Ow). This is a call of arms, the call of a united cause, the call of Terran defense, a call of freedom, and a call of honor towards the clans. We share an adversary so great, so cunning, their slippery scales elude any one great powers ability to hold them. We must band together in the face of an overwhelming force who's manipulation sow the seeds of hatred, mistrust and ill will between all our peoples.

Posted Image

We know our enemy they utilize the color of evil, oppression, and hatred they are 'The Reds'. The Kuritans, dragons of evil, serpents of mistrust, forces of anti-freedom, and the true owners of "Die Klanner". The spheroids and the animal crackers may not have much in common and at some point we may need to war with one another. Clans are shaped after an old Terran snack made from cardboard and sugar stuffing while us spheroids are based off of a 1980s future of the Cold Space Wars with royalty and nobility. However let us not dwell on our differences for we must delay our self eradication of eachother to unite against the the first true enemy of everything, Kurita.

As an undercover ultra operative of Honor, freedom, booze, purple, mercenary, melons, swords, shields, and everything else I uncovered the true purpose of The Red Menace. I have here top serect intel of their plans for Terra which I know that the clans cannot stand for:

Posted Image


This artistic rendition of their end game plan for terra comes from a worthy source. I have it on authority from the brother of the cousin of the director from tertiary office of the 4th level of the "Coordinators Plans and Objectives" department. That this is their true motivation once they eliminate all Clanners from the sphere both real and propagandized. Their Die Clanner slogan extends the threat to not only everyone not red, but even the holy grail of Earth. The documents included chilling phrases such as "The Eradication of all clanners, for they must die because they are Klanners."

This evidence is undisputable and I urge all people to fight for the common good of everything and anything. We must eradicate the Reds before they not only destroy us and eachother, but everything and anything in our known universe. They plan to continue their objectives even after The Reddening of Terra we now know their future plan for this galaxy:

Posted Image

Chilling, scary, and real. Clans and houses we must band together against a common enemy and remove the threat of RED forever! Attack the Red Menace before all of Terra, The Sphere and even the Kernseky cluster are all destroyed. Their plan must be stopped and we need to destory them before they destory us! Save the Sphere, Save Terra, Save your Homeworlds. Attack The Red Menace Before It's To Late.


((Enjoy Your Read, Comment, Replay and Roleplay. A good two hours of work and hilarity while writing!))

Edited by Bitey, 02 March 2015 - 08:48 AM.


#2 The Droid

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Giant Helper
  • 186 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 08:49 AM

Ha ha ha, Davrats steal worlds from Kurita, talk trash when Kurita reclaims them, get trashed themselves.

Marik leadership commits ultimate dishonor by surprise attack to keep failed experiment open, experiment is closed within the day.

Clanner Merc stink dogs go to Davion to reclaim Davion worlds and dress their pride's wounds but find only base turrets while Kurita pushes back clan menace.

Draconis Combine did not make itself the enemy of the "Inner Sphere", the Mariks and Fedrats did.

Edited by The Droid, 02 March 2015 - 08:49 AM.


#3 Tasker

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Philanthropist
  • Philanthropist
  • 1,056 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 08:50 AM



#4 Ron Ron

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Bridesmaid
  • 162 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 08:51 AM


Omae wa mou shindeiru.


#5 Onmyoudo

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Scythe
  • The Scythe
  • 955 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:41 AM

Good to see that the FRR has already been written off as dead so they're not invited to this little shindig. On a related note, how's that Star League thing going, guys?

#6 Necromantion

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The 1 Percent
  • The 1 Percent
  • 1,193 posts
  • LocationBC, Canada

Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:56 AM

View PostThe Droid, on 02 March 2015 - 08:49 AM, said:

Ha ha ha, Davrats steal worlds from Kurita, talk trash when Kurita reclaims them, get trashed themselves.

Marik leadership commits ultimate dishonor by surprise attack to keep failed experiment open, experiment is closed within the day.

Clanner Merc stink dogs go to Davion to reclaim Davion worlds and dress their pride's wounds but find only base turrets while Kurita pushes back clan menace.

Draconis Combine did not make itself the enemy of the "Inner Sphere", the Mariks and Fedrats did.


Red snake runs from Mercs like wounded dog, funny their TS says to not attack davion at all and focus on ghost bear front.

Sweet irony after accusations of mercs looking for easy fights.Sounds like NKVA hentai kiddies must be scared of not being able to light rush defences!

Long live The Remnants Of the Last Legion! ;)

#7 Crazy Train

    Member

  • Pip
  • Veteran Founder
  • Veteran Founder
  • 11 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:22 AM

View PostBitey, on 02 March 2015 - 08:44 AM, said:

We share an adversary so great, so cunning, their slippery scales elude any one great powers ability to hold them. We must band together in the face of an overwhelming force who's manipulation sow the seeds of hatred, mistrust and ill will between all our peoples.


I thought you were going to say PGI. Seriously, before CW all the hatred was directed at PGI. Now, we all hate each other.

Well played, PGI. I salute you. <o

#8 Necromantion

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The 1 Percent
  • The 1 Percent
  • 1,193 posts
  • LocationBC, Canada

Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:31 AM


Edited by Necromantion, 02 March 2015 - 10:32 AM.


#9 HARDKOR

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Bad Company
  • Bad Company
  • 1,309 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 03:12 PM

Posted Image

#10 An Anime Princess

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Bridesmaid
  • 229 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 05:43 PM

meme generator dot net

#11 pwnface

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Ace Of Spades
  • Ace Of Spades
  • 3,009 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 05:56 PM

Posted Image

#12 Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Bridesmaid
  • Bridesmaid
  • 128 posts
  • LocationBrazil

Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:36 PM

Ha ha, too funny, excuse me while I tell this to family back on Harrow's Sun
Posted Image

#13 Ultra-Laser

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • FP Veteran - Beta 1
  • FP Veteran - Beta 1
  • 298 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 06:50 PM

My favorite part is how despite having the numbers to only make real pushes against one or two opponents at once and having the only faction who's capitol is behind enemy lines after the FRR we are still feared by our spheroid neighbors. I'm especially keen to note that Marik, for all the fuming and bluster of their fourmites, have yet to launch a full scale attack when they have the option. Especially given the goading that came from them when we had the option to attack Keid but passed on it. MS getting snubbed after explicitly signing onto Davion to take us down a peg is just icing on the cake. Not that I can blame them, I'd be pretty cautions myself if I was in danger of being the singular focus of a faction that's been able to stall 1 1/2 clanner factions despite having some top-teir merc support wander off due to forum politics.

Edited by Ultra-Laser, 02 March 2015 - 06:52 PM.


#14 Mad Strike

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Privateer
  • The Privateer
  • 1,298 posts
  • LocationLima , Peru

Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:25 PM

View PostUltra-Laser, on 02 March 2015 - 06:50 PM, said:

My favorite part is how despite having the numbers to only make real pushes against one or two opponents at once and having the only faction who's capitol is behind enemy lines after the FRR we are still feared by our spheroid neighbors. I'm especially keen to note that Marik, for all the fuming and bluster of their fourmites, have yet to launch a full scale attack when they have the option. Especially given the goading that came from them when we had the option to attack Keid but passed on it. MS getting snubbed after explicitly signing onto Davion to take us down a peg is just icing on the cake. Not that I can blame them, I'd be pretty cautions myself if I was in danger of being the singular focus of a faction that's been able to stall 1 1/2 clanner factions despite having some top-teir merc support wander off due to forum politics.

With able to stall you mean losing half your cake because you wasted your time trying to get us when we already told you was going to be a bad idea?

So basically you guys are proud to lose half your realm for a couple of our planets lol

Edited by strikebrch, 02 March 2015 - 09:27 PM.


#15 Czarr

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Ogre
  • The Ogre
  • 414 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:30 PM

View PostTasker, on 02 March 2015 - 08:50 AM, said:




currently the draconis combine and FRR's theme song...all that sweet merc money

#16 HARDKOR

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Bad Company
  • Bad Company
  • 1,309 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 09:46 PM

Posted Image

#17 Chagatay

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Bad Company
  • 964 posts

Posted 02 March 2015 - 10:22 PM

View PostTaisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky, on 02 March 2015 - 06:36 PM, said:

Ha ha, too funny, excuse me while I tell this to family back on Harrow's Sun
Posted Image


I luv me some kdrama*.





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users