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[bobF]

(a pirate video feed crackles to life)

(the following track begins, for Maximum Freedom Effect, and a Manly Voice-Over begins)



Patriotic Citizens of the DCMS Occupation Zone, Your Prince, the Redoubtable Hanse "the Fox" Davion, assures your Liberation!



Chins up Citizens, your time of Liberation is at hand! Your Prince has spared No Expense in upgrading the AFFS Military with the finest soldiers in the entire Inner Sphere! Huzzah!

As most of you are aware, Your Prince was born from some of the most Magnificent, and Noble Blood Imaginable, Prince Andrew Davion and Princess Jennifer Campbell (pictured below):



With such Pure and Divine Ancestry, Your Prince Vows to wrest the taken worlds, now part of what the Red Menace laughably calls a "co-prosperity sphere." Patriots, we all know factually that the Kuritan dogs don't believe in Freedom, God, Capitalism, Prosperity, or Spheres for that matter.

Worry not Patriots, Your Prince has mobilized the Military Security Police Washingtonian National Service, or -MS-PWNS, in a brave and selfless effort to rescue YOU, loyal citizens of the Federated Suns.

All must do Their Part on the eve of this great Liberation, Elbar is Already Free of the Red Menace! Always:

• Give disinformation and conjecture to your local DCMS ISF agents
  
• Deface and/or destroy any portraits or representations of the Kurita family
  
• Store supplies, weapons, ammunition, or anything that can assist the brave forces of -MS-PWNS as they liberate worlds, in a secret area
  
• Sing songs of Patriotism and Freedom in troubled times or when morale is low
  
• Salute and believe in the efforts of Your Prince

Together, YOU and the forces of -MS-PWNS will return Freedom and Democracy to the conquered worlds inside the DCMS OZ. Onward, to VICTORY!






(transmission ends)

Edited by bobF, 27 February 2015 - 03:02 PM.

[Roadbeer]

Ronald Reagan and McDonalds in the same post?

#ThisIsWhatFreedomLooksLike

[HARDKOR]

[Tasker]

lol

[Wingbreaker]

THE GOLDEN HORDE

IS UPON US

FLEEEEEEE

Edited by Wingbreaker, 27 February 2015 - 12:57 PM.

[dervishx5]

[wanderer]

What imitation of the Bandit Lord is this?

Everyone knows Hanse Davion only eats at Arby's.

[HARDKOR]

[dervishx5]

Who wants to die?

[Alexander Steel]

Galen Cox and Victor Steiner-Davion are ready...

[Dawnstealer]

Katrina sends her support by way of her terrifying portrait.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

cute clanner thinks hes people..

[Onmyoudo]

Unfunny -MS- trolling across the forums has not gone unnoticed, and everybody hates you now. If you don't stop it we'll tell our mercs to stop helping you and make other vague threats. We might even declare war on you, guys. So you better stop the trolling. Or else.

[Binbo Gami]

Ha Ha you may ship us McDonald's but our large sizes are the same as your childrens sizes, you have to try better than that to turn us into fat Davion pig dog rats! I predict that once you grasp the true power of our mighty work ethic Davion dogs will run home with their tails between their legs.

[bobF]

(transmission begins)



Patriots, already word has spread of Your Prince's efforts to bring Freedom and Democracy to the captured worlds of the Draconis March. Unknown to the incompetent Kuritan ISF, loyal FS Patriots have already shown their solidarity in a show of protest against the Red Menace.

Pictured below was a flag hanging along a secret route in a classified city of Underground Resistance, as FS Patriots showed their Ancient and Honorable Federated Suns Heritage:



Cartago is safely in the hands of the AFFS, and next we will liberate our sacred world of Kentares!

Give No Quarter! Resist the Red Menace Tyranny! ONWARD TO VICTORY!

(transmission ends)

Edited by bobF, 27 February 2015 - 03:13 PM.

[The Droid]

bobF, on 27 February 2015 - 12:40 PM, said:

We all know how this ends.

[Wingbreaker]

MechaNagato, on 27 February 2015 - 01:49 PM, said:

cute clanner thinks hes people..

Clan Mortal Combat still has yet to meet us in Steiner Clan Cbill Piniata space. We may elect to proceed spinward in the future to remind our most honorable spheroids of our gentlemen's agreement.

[Binbo Gami]

bobF, on 27 February 2015 - 03:08 PM, said:

(transmission begins)



Patriots, already word has spread of Your Prince's efforts to bring Freedom and Democracy to the captured worlds of the Draconis March. Unknown to the incompetent Kuritan ISF, loyal FS Patriots have already shown their solidarity in a show of protest against the Red Menace.

Pictured below was a flag hanging along a secret route in a classified city of Underground Resistance, as FS Patriots showed their Ancient and Honorable Federated Suns Heritage:



Cartago is safely in the hands of the AFFS, and next we will liberate our sacred world of Kentares!

Give No Quarter! Resist the Red Menace Tyranny! ONWARD TO VICTORY!

(transmission ends)

The. McCarthyism is strong in this one.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

[MischiefSC]

MechaNagato, on 27 February 2015 - 03:55 PM, said:

Jpop with jazz dancing vocaloid about hamburgers.

Feel free to drop the mic after that one.