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[Chef Kerensky]

For the longest time, it was thought that The Clans launched their attack to reach the Holy Relic of the Inner Sphere, Terra, and reestablish the Star League in the name of Nicholas Kerensky. This has been their publicly stated agenda since the beginning of the invasion. The Draconis Combine, however, have unearthed the secret agenda behind the invasion through a covert infiltration campaign. ISF agents were cleverly disguised wearing only loincloths and carrying clubs and rocks on their person, then jettisoned at high velocity onto occupied clan worlds, where the mighty, brainless warrior culture was none the wiser. Numerous ISF agents made the ultimate sacrifice (ha ha ha) in order to obtain the following data:



Behold The Demolitionmech, industrial mech utilized by the Inner Sphere and unmatched Banger of Rocks. The Clans, as jealous as they are fat and stupid, have launched an invasion into the Inner Sphere to obtain the blueprints to this machine to facilitate easier Banging of Rocks. This will provide their small, walnut-like brains with endless mirth and joy as they engage in their favorite pastime on a scale they could never before have imagined.

These ignoble, mouthbreathing simians must be stopped; left unchecked they will bang rocks until all the planets of the galaxy are but dust and scattered particles, leaving it in a state very closely resembling the average Clanner's brain. Ha ha ha.

[Tasker]

Very disturbing.

[Scoops Kerensky]

Star Colonel succeeds at his 387th consecutive trial of refusal against boulder quarry

[ThrashInc]

Is this like some RP stuff or something

[Onionbird]

Truly monsterous. Their banging will be heard across the galaxy if they are victorious. Dear Coordinator sheds tear at the thought.

[HARDKOR]

So, are you saying, that the clans are really just a bang gang?

[TheQuake]

The Clan's top scientists report that rock banging efficiency will rise 420% with the acquisition of the IS Demolitionmech. Truly frightening stuff.

[Necromantion]

HARDKOR, on 14 March 2015 - 04:04 PM, said:

So, are you saying, that the clans are really just a bang gang?

Id prefer a gang bang!

[Alienized]

a picture of a hollander-conga-line just appeared....

[thinkn bout thos Beans mans game]

Lime-time of banging hammer against rocks, prepare clanner for life-time of banging head against Kuritan wall around Terra.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

Necromantion, on 14 March 2015 - 04:39 PM, said:

Id prefer a gang bang!

clanner humor as blunt as the tools they bang against rocks

[HARDKOR]

MechaNagato, on 14 March 2015 - 06:03 PM, said:

clanner humor as blunt as the tools they bang against rocks

I can't believe you just called your mother a tool.

[CHH Badkarma]

I think mastering the skill of breaking rocks should be required for those in warrior training. After all, the average Drac is dumb as a rock after all . True Dracs, not the mercs they employ.

Edited by CHH Badkarma, 14 March 2015 - 06:58 PM.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

no mercs in kurita, only wayward warriors who found their way back home

[Livewyr]

I see the finest minds at the DCMS are hard at work...

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

i see omnipods cannot help with interpersonal communication

[YCSLiesmith]

MechaNagato, on 14 March 2015 - 06:29 PM, said:

no mercs in kurita, only wayward warriors who found their way back home

merc pig came home.

welcome home prodigal merc son.

[Koniving]

ThrashInc, on 14 March 2015 - 03:40 PM, said:

Is this like some RP stuff or something

Propaganda.

Kurita and Davion have on-going propaganda campaigns for fun and humor.

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

A Banging of Rocks

Clanners Celebrate this Act

More Banging of Rocks

[HARDKOR]

Koniving, on 14 March 2015 - 07:00 PM, said:

Propaganda.

Kurita and Davion have on-going propaganda campaigns for fun and humor.

Once you realize that everything on this forum is propoganda, you have a lot more fun.