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[Kalimaster]

You might be a Redneck...

If you named your Bobblehead figurine in your Mech

If you have ever used Duct Tape to repair your Mech

If you ever Mowed your lawn and found an Atlas

If you ever used a flamer to light your grill

If you ever used an ER PPC to hunt deer

[StompingOnTanks]

You Might Be a Redneck If...

You've ghetto rigged an Assault mech with Light mech parts.

You use a Small Laser as a flashlight.

You use a Mech Hatchet to cut your hair.

You think the AC/20 is too small.

[AWOL 01]

You Might Be a Redneck If...

You have a Hemi V8 and a lift kit on your Commando.

Your Timby's ballistic hardpoints are occupied by Remington Model 700s.

You cook bacon on the barrels of your Large Pulse Lasers.

Your warhorn plays "Dueling Banjos."

[Gremlich Johns]

When you walk out of the movie theater late at night and imagine UAVs down the street

Edited by Gremlich Johns, 07 April 2015 - 04:17 AM.

[TheSilken]

Please. You all need to step up your game

I made this mech awhile ago and posted it on solaris7.com:
http://solaris7.com/...fo.asp?ID=19143

[Rushin Roulette]

You might be are a Redneck if you replace the Jenner legs with Stalker legs

[Rebas Kradd]

If you cool your mech by standing it in your backyard swimming pool...

[Bilbo]

Kalimaster, on 21 March 2015 - 06:41 AM, said:

You might be a Redneck...

If you ever used a flamer to light your grill

...

Does a propane roofing torch count? Who am I kidding? I'm a redneck whether it counts or not.

[FuDawg]

Kalimaster, on 21 March 2015 - 06:41 AM, said:

You might be a Redneck...

If you named your Bobblehead figurine in your Mech

If you have ever used Duct Tape to repair your Mech

If you ever Mowed your lawn and found an Atlas

If you ever used a flamer to light your grill

If you ever used an ER PPC to hunt deer

If you ain't never used duct tape to fix yer battlemech... quite frankly I don't even wanna know you.

Rushin Roulette, on 07 April 2015 - 04:33 AM, said:

You might be are a Redneck if you replace the Jenner legs with Stalker legs

Why do I suddenly feel aroused...??

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

You might be a redneck if...

-You use flamers to light your post victory cigars and blunts.
-Mechs in your yard are propped up on cinder blocks.
-Mech repairs are patched with bondo.
-Your lancemates are named Bubba, Cooter and Cleetus.
-Your light mech doubles as a bass fishing boat.
-Confederate flags are painted on your mechs, aerospace fighters, dropships and vehicles
-There's a gun rack in your mech cockpit.
-The barrels of your LBX'ers were sawed off.
-Beer kegs are mounted in empty slots of your mech for emergencies.
-Your significant other uses a locust as the space equivalent of a mini van.
-Your neuro helmet has feathers of wild birds arranged in a "mullet" on top.
-You own a cookbook with the title: 1001 ways to cook a surat.

[Rushin Roulette]

I Zeratul I, on 18 May 2016 - 01:39 AM, said:

You might be a redneck if...

-You use flamers to light your post victory cigars and blunts.
-Mechs in your yard are propped up on cinder blocks.
-Mech repairs are patched with bondo.
-Your lancemates are named Bubba, Cooter and Cleetus.
-Your light mech doubles as a bass fishing boat.
-Confederate flags are painted on your mechs, aerospace fighters, dropships and vehicles
-There's a gun rack in your mech cockpit.
-The barrels of your LBX'ers were sawed off.
-Beer kegs are mounted in empty slots of your mech for emergencies.
-Your significant other uses a locust as the space equivalent of a mini van.
-Your neuro helmet has feathers of wild birds arranged in a "mullet" on top.
-You own a cookbook with the title: 1001 ways to cook a surat.

That was far too close to the FRR (our spiritual home while not touring the factions) for comfort

-You use flamers to light your post victory cigars and blunts. - Only after we looted the cigars from the defeated clanners first
-Mechs in your yard are propped up on cinder blocks. - How else to store looted clan mechs?
-Mech repairs are patched with bondo. pasturized bondsmen and we have a deal.
-Your lancemates are named Bubba, Cooter and Cleetus. - Not them... but there are a few Bjorns out there
-Your light mech doubles as a bass fishing boat. - Hmm... ok... we also use SRMs at 270 meters instead of fishing lines.
-Confederate flags are painted on your mechs, aerospace fighters, dropships and vehicles - Does a blue Dragon count here?
-There's a gun rack in your mech cockpit. - Standard for any faction. However we also have the addition of a mead keg
-The barrels of your LBX'ers were sawed off. - Yup... nothing beats getting in close and personal to muffle the muzzle explosion of an LBX and have the bonus of being able to spread the clanners in multiple directions at the same time.
-Beer kegs are mounted in empty slots of your mech for emergencies. - Change that to Mead kegs and we are good to go... emergencies include things such as waiting for a drop, waiting for the dropship pilot to sober out enough to find the bridge and watching a football game against clanners who are just as drunk.
-Your significant other uses a locust as the space equivalent of a mini van. - Nope. but they are good mead keg delivery agents if our pilots experience too many emergencies on the way to the battlefield which may have depleted the supply.
-Your neuro helmet has feathers of wild birds arranged in a "mullet" on top. - Nope. only slightly singed Tetatae feathers down the back of the pilot seat.
-You own a cookbook with the title: 1001 ways to cook a surat. - and 1002 of those recipes include some form of Mead or another... one of them doesnt even have any other ingredient in the recipe apart from Mead.

Edited by Rushin Roulette, 18 May 2016 - 03:57 AM.

[Kargush]

It's a hard life fightin' pirates and guarding settlers, but sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes in House militaries.

Edited by Kargush, 18 May 2016 - 09:42 PM.

[Rushin Roulette]

I Zeratul I, on 18 May 2016 - 01:39 AM, said:

You might be a redneck if...
-Mechs in your yard are propped up on cinder blocks.

The Rednecks are out there.