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[Damion Sparhawk]

who says they'd even get a chance to hear them coming? HOT DROP HUNTING! You can have your venison in three unique styles, charcoal, gelitenized, and my personal favorite, 'splatter'!

[Medicinehat]

Its the future, you could bioengineer a plauge or a knockout gene to lower deer fertility. Buuuuut, what would be the fun in that?

[Damion Sparhawk]

Medicinehat, on 01 July 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:

Its the future, you could bioengineer a plauge or a knockout gene to lower deer fertility. Buuuuut, what would be the fun in that?

well they probably could've back when they were in the technological prime, as it is they probably reengineered the deer to buck like rabbits and then forgot how to turn it off when the population got too high, so... mass hunting anyone?

[ShadowDarter]

cheap venison prices....

[Kasiagora]

Finally. A use for our AC/2s!

Edit: Just thought of a mini game like in Street Fighter you'd get the Bonus Round! where you hit a car as much as possible. Maybe between games in MW:O you could get to unload on deer. Dang, now I want Mecha Oregon Trail.

Edited by Kasiagora, 02 July 2012 - 01:34 AM.

[C0VVB3LL]

Tabayama the West Virginia of space, mmmmmh Venison burgers!

Edited by C0VVB3LL, 02 July 2012 - 05:11 AM.

[Kyone Akashi]

Ah, a hunting season, with rich prey it seems. I wonder if the inhabitants, being proper Combine citizens, engage in the traditional skill of the bow, or if they would use more advanced weaponry due to it being a necessity of life on this world? Since they are only peasants, I suppose it could be forgiven, especially if service to their lord demands this kind of efficiency.

[Grus]

Bambi... Must... DIE!...

[mechnut450]

lol that be some guy with a mech convertedt to the portable fridge to store it all and to haul a huge amount of the deer meat/bodys out of the woods.

[Damion Sparhawk]

Kyone Akashi, on 02 July 2012 - 05:11 AM, said:

Ah, a hunting season, with rich prey it seems. I wonder if the inhabitants, being proper Combine citizens, engage in the traditional skill of the bow, or if they would use more advanced weaponry due to it being a necessity of life on this world? Since they are only peasants, I suppose it could be forgiven, especially if service to their lord demands this kind of efficiency.

I imagine I'd simply combine them, bow hunt with a mech, load up right arm with bows and arrows... hurl. You could even call it the Venisonic Combine...

[Mortimir]

Pretty sure 1 X Piranha could kill 1 million deer just by itself... (with infinite ammo, of course)