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[InspectorG]

So Clansmen have the Holy Trinity. The Divine 3 mechs that rule them all.

If we get the Arctic Cheeter and it lives up to the hype and ascends to Heaven out of its Clan Holiness...

The Trinity becomes a Quaternity.

Does that make the Arctic Cheeter the Virgin Mary of Clan Mechs?

I expect some serious Theological knowledge to be properly displayed in the thread, thx.

Does it get a Rosary cockpit item?

[LordKnightFandragon]

Can we make it a 5 way and make the Warhawk a member of this divine council as well?

[One Medic Army]

No love for the Cauldron Born?

Is it just tempting people away from the holy Timberwolf with it's promises of podspace and destruction?

[Xetelian]

HBR has got to be included.

[Soy]

You say you wanna be my leader
I think you wanna be my god
You say you on the side of the righteous
I say I wanna hang with the wrong
There's truth where the filth is
There's lies in em all
You wanna ***** with a white dress
I wanna wife with a thong
You love fear and division
I don't **** with symbolism
I don't give a **** about power
I pluck an eye out a pyramid
Cut an ear from a mouse hat
Go Van Gogh on a house rat
Find another mind to devour
************* I'm really not hearin it.

A pope is a fraud
A church is a lie
A queen is a same damn thing, you should pray to your fake god that she die
If god really exists I tell you like this, reside inside
Anybody tellin you different just sellin you religion, tryin to keep your ass in line

[LT. HARDCASE]

Trinity + Hellbringer + Arctic Cheater + maybe the Cauldron Born

Let's call it the Mount Olympus of MWO.

[Levi Porphyrogenitus]

Certainly Pantheon becomes the more approriate term once it gets past three members, no?

[stjobe]

Soy, on 21 March 2015 - 04:29 PM, said:

-snip-

[Mycrus]

InspectorG, on 21 March 2015 - 04:11 PM, said:

So Clansmen have the Holy Trinity. The Divine 3 mechs that rule them all.

If we get the Arctic Cheeter and it lives up to the hype and ascends to Heaven out of its Clan Holiness...

The Trinity becomes a Quaternity.

Does that make the Arctic Cheeter the Virgin Mary of Clan Mechs?

I expect some serious Theological knowledge to be properly displayed in the thread, thx.

Does it get a Rosary cockpit item?

What's with the religious overtones?

[Soy]

stjobe, on 21 March 2015 - 04:37 PM, said:

2nd verse, prolly around 2 mins.

Edited by Soy, 21 March 2015 - 04:42 PM.

[zagibu]

Behold my prophecy!

The Timberwolf will be replaced by the Cauldron Born in the lord's favor. And the pride in the heart of the Timberwolf will turn into jealousy. Secretly, the Timberwolf will plan to overthrow the lord's court and forge his own reign. Poisoning the thoughts of the less favoured mechs with lies, he will gather the Gargoyle, the Ice Ferret and the Myst Linx and forge a devilish conspiracy. But the lord knows everything, and so the lord's light will leave the Timberwolf and conspirators, and they will be cast down into the abyss, to prowl the darkness forever.

[InspectorG]

Mycrus, on 21 March 2015 - 04:38 PM, said:

What's with the religious overtones?

Cuz God like the Timby, Scro and Dire. They are Holy.

Kevjack, on 21 March 2015 - 04:31 PM, said:

Trinity + Hellbringer + Arctic Cheater + maybe the Cauldron Born

Let's call it the Mount Olympus of MWO.

Hellbie is more a High Priest, IMO. I may be wrong...

[Mycrus]

InspectorG, on 21 March 2015 - 05:08 PM, said:

Cuz God like the Timby, Scro and Dire. They are Holy.



Hellbie is more a High Priest, IMO. I may be wrong...

Good thing it isnt against CoC

[Deathlike]

Mycrus, on 21 March 2015 - 04:38 PM, said:

What's with the religious overtones?

I can tell you that "Hallelujah, it's not a crappy mech" was said in the holy churches of mech building when Wave 2 was released upon the world.

Of course, it was followed by "Damn that ECM to hell!"

The story of the Magic Jesus Box continues forever in PGI lore.

[Telmasa]

InspectorG, on 21 March 2015 - 05:08 PM, said:

Hellbie is more a High Priest, IMO. I may be wrong...

lol, I like this. My Hellbie feels like an extremely glass cannon; tall, slow (for a clan mech, I need speed tweak), feels like I so much as look at an enemy and (despite the ECM) I'll instantly have both torso cored out.

It's the only mech besides my Atlas that I lose torsos more often than the center torso.

Having ECM on a heavy is great and all, can't argue that, but the description of it as the "high priest" of "holy" clanner mechs is apt - it commands a respectful presence but all in all is pretty fragile to the touch.

[InspectorG]

Telmasa, on 21 March 2015 - 05:55 PM, said:

lol, I like this. My Hellbie feels like an extremely glass cannon; tall, slow (for a clan mech, I need speed tweak), feels like I so much as look at an enemy and (despite the ECM) I'll instantly have both torso cored out.

It's the only mech besides my Atlas that I lose torsos more often than the center torso.

Having ECM on a heavy is great and all, can't argue that, but the description of it as the "high priest" of "holy" clanner mechs is apt - it commands a respectful presence but all in all is pretty fragile to the touch.

That Make the Kitfox the Choirboy? Still Holy, but...yeah...

[Felbombling]

You are talking nonsense, man. This is the Holy Trinity.

[Zordicron]

And in the third year, Alex drew the Cauldron Born, and the MWO clammer fans saw that it was good. And there was much rejoicing of it, and many brought forth offerings of open wallets to PGI that they might receive this Cauldron Born. But at this time, King TBR had heard of this new mech, which called itself a king of destruction, and so his brow became furrowed with worry. For would this new self proclaimed king not want for his lands and position? And so King TBR gathered his wise men and tryhards, his council and fanbois, that they might assure him his place as King of all clammers was infallible.

[Nemesis Duck]

"About The Holy Trinity... "

Myth

[Eider]

I dunno.. you still have hell to contend with, and its champion the ember.