One says to the bartender, "I'd like a jack and cokeWKjf90$$$738suu./::/'{}wYJF.>"
The other string says, "You'll have to forgive my friend; he isn't nul terminated."
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Two strings walk into a bar.
Started by Elan, Oct 31 2011 09:09 PM
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 11:56 AM
"I'm sorry, but we closed a few minutes ago."
Two neutrinos walk into a bar.
Two neutrinos walk into a bar.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 02:51 PM
What is this? Nerd jokes?
Okay, here is mine:
A Helium walks into a bar, the barkeeper says "sorry, we don't serve heliums". But the Helium doesn't react.
Okay, here is mine:
A Helium walks into a bar, the barkeeper says "sorry, we don't serve heliums". But the Helium doesn't react.
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 04:58 PM
A photon checks into a hotel. The manager asks if he has any luggage and the photon replies "No, I'm traveling light"
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Posted 12 September 2012 - 05:13 PM
Why are quantum physicists so poor in bed?
Because when they find the momentum, they can't find the position... and when they find the position, they just can't find the momentum.
Because when they find the momentum, they can't find the position... and when they find the position, they just can't find the momentum.
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