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[Bishop Steiner]

legionofvega, on 02 April 2015 - 05:02 AM, said:

Do not forget the Gauss sniper urbie! It will sit upon high peaks and reign screaming metal balls of death upon it's foes and doubters! It will be the turret of destruction supporting teammates in all directoins. Granted with two JJ's you'll be hard pressed to get up a small hill, but hey I can dream can't I?

The reason for poor jumping, is not because of Hoverjets, but because your mechs are burdened by Cretans. The Urbanmech starts in a state of enlightenment and thus is Cretan free, and can soar over any obstacles. If you read my book, "Dialectics", I can help you unchain yourself from the Cretans, and achieve enlightenment, too.

CapperDeluxe, on 02 April 2015 - 06:11 AM, said:

Very cool indeed, though jump jets still suck

Urbie says your face sucks......

er, I mean, no, no, not true, see my above reply.....

Joseph Mallan, on 02 April 2015 - 06:43 AM, said:

FASA did it all the time. Remember the Fluff in many a rule book? Have you ever read the names of the officers in teh "official" Field Manual:Updates? Names like Nin Ten Do, Ace Darwin's "Pink" Panther, There is a story where a Mechs back armor was replaced (field refit) with canned Chicken tins.

Also got a chuckle off of Nin Ten Do (or was it Nih Ten Do? Meh).

[Wintersdark]

Bishop Steiner, on 02 April 2015 - 06:43 AM, said:

The Church of Urbietology is open to members of all units, all factions. For just 20 USD.

Which, as far as churches go, is a bargain!

[Bishop Steiner]

Wintersdark, on 02 April 2015 - 07:19 AM, said:

Which, as far as churches go, is a bargain!

The first taste is free..... cheap.....

[Kalimaster]

Flat out lol

[MarineTech]

I'm glad to see that PGI is having as much fun bringing us the Urbie as we, as a community, have had getting them to create it.

This is OUR mech. We demanded it. We begged for it. We cajoled for it. And PGI came through. It's OURs.

[Bishop Steiner]

MarineTech, on 02 April 2015 - 07:41 AM, said:

I'm glad to see that PGI is having as much fun bringing us the Urbie as we, as a community, have had getting them to create it.

This is OUR mech. We demanded it. We begged for it. We cajoled for it. And PGI came through. It's OURs.

[Almond Brown]

Bishop Steiner, on 02 April 2015 - 06:49 AM, said:

The reason for poor jumping, is not because of Hoverjets, but because your mechs are burdened by Cretans. The Urbanmech starts in a state of enlightenment and thus is Cretan free, and can soar over any obstacles. If you read my book, "Dialectics", I can help you unchain yourself from the Cretans, and achieve enlightenment, too.

Urbie says your face sucks......

er, I mean, no, no, not true, see my above reply.....

Also got a chuckle off of Nin Ten Do (or was it Nih Ten Do? Meh).

Easy there. Cretans are very good with a Salad.

[MarineTech]

Bishop Steiner, on 02 April 2015 - 08:02 AM, said:

Nahhhhhhh. It's more like this.

[Bellum Dominum]

When game developers get to have some unadulterated fun with their product it almost always is a big win for their players.

Upon first announcement, during the townhall, I said the package was worth what they were asking for even without the mech but the extra's they've thrown in since that... JUST AWESOME! Loving the trashcan as well... Urbie the Grouch! too hillarious

[Darian DelFord]

Wintersdark, on 01 April 2015 - 08:33 PM, said:

I see what you did there.

??

[Bishop Steiner]

Darian DelFord, on 02 April 2015 - 12:59 PM, said:

??

(you and me both..... cuz I feel bad I don't see what you did there.......)

[Wintersdark]

Bishop Steiner, on 02 April 2015 - 01:02 PM, said:

(you and me both..... cuz I feel bad I don't see what you did there.......)

Ha! I assumed he was mocking how every second person for several pages in the Daily Urbie thread would point out that it was a Last Starfighter reference.

I honestly didn't think it was a genuine question.

[Wildstreak]

cdlord, on 02 April 2015 - 04:27 AM, said:

Too bad one can't join two units at the same time. HHGD runs in my blood, but there should be a League of Urbanmech.

Bishop Steiner, on 02 April 2015 - 06:43 AM, said:

The Church of Urbietology is open to members of all units, all factions. For just 20 USD.

The Church League should set up Urbie night similar to Bingo night, 24 UrbanMechs slugging it out in Private Matches, don't even need Premium, who cares about Map & Mode.
I got hypnotized into spending $40.

legionofvega, on 02 April 2015 - 05:02 AM, said:

Do not forget the Gauss sniper urbie! It will sit upon high peaks and reign screaming metal balls of death upon it's foes and doubters! It will be the turret of destruction supporting teammates in all directoins. Granted with two JJ's you'll be hard pressed to get up a small hill, but hey I can dream can't I?

They can go up to 4 JJ.

Edited by Wildstreak, 02 April 2015 - 03:12 PM.

[Kristov Kerensky]

I'm loving the work they've put into OUR UrbanMech, we've been pitching fits for it since before Closed Beta, and it's really awesome to see how much PGI has put into making it come true for us finally.

Am I the only one who thinks it's death animation should include the 'lid' popping up.....

[Bishop Steiner]

Kristov Kerensky, on 03 April 2015 - 07:16 AM, said:

I'm loving the work they've put into OUR UrbanMech, we've been pitching fits for it since before Closed Beta, and it's really awesome to see how much PGI has put into making it come true for us finally.

Am I the only one who thinks it's death animation should include the 'lid' popping up.....

I think anytime the mech takes 20 dmg in a shot the lid should pop.

[Kristov Kerensky]

Bishop Steiner, on 03 April 2015 - 07:19 AM, said:

I think anytime the mech takes 20 dmg in a shot the lid should pop.

That actually has me lol here at work, thank god no one is in my office!

[EgoSlayer]

Wildstreak, on 02 April 2015 - 03:10 PM, said:

The Church League should set up Urbie night similar to Bingo night, 24 UrbanMechs slugging it out in Private Matches, don't even need Premium, who cares about Map & Mode.
I got hypnotized into spending $40.


They can go up to 4 JJ.

There is a group setting up a least one Urbie night:

http://brethrenmwo.e....com/urbiederby

Stock only...

[Juodas Varnas]

Damn it, i shan't break!

I must resist the temptation!

[Bishop Steiner]

Juodas Varnas, on 03 April 2015 - 09:09 AM, said:

Damn it, i shan't break!

I must resist the temptation!

But....


You do.

You need...the epic hipster nonconformist nonawesomess that ONLY the Church of Urbietology can bring you.

Just 20 USD can change your life...forever. You can't even do dinner and a movie for that anymore.

Do it.

























DO IT.




























DO IT!!!!!!!!!

EgoSlayer, on 03 April 2015 - 08:05 AM, said:

There is a group setting up a least one Urbie night:

http://brethrenmwo.e....com/urbiederby

Stock only...

I'll be there.........

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 03 April 2015 - 09:16 AM.

[Wabbit Swaya]

Too funny Bishop, that is the ringtone I use for the pastor and deacons at my gf's church... to my future mother-in-laws chagrin...hehehe