Jump to content

Holy Crap. Anyone Ever Heard Of The Mantis Shrimp


12 replies to this topic

#1 Kalimaster

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Shredder
  • Shredder
  • 3,811 posts
  • LocationInside the Mech that just fired LRM's at you

Posted 04 April 2015 - 09:46 AM

There are other things I'd rather come back as, such as a cat. Have some human bring you food, give you a nice place to sleep, and gives you lots of attention.

#2 DONTOR

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Ace Of Spades
  • Ace Of Spades
  • 3,806 posts
  • LocationStuck on a piece of Commando in my Ice Ferret

Posted 04 April 2015 - 10:33 AM

Ya 13 colors wins it for me too.

#3 Atlai

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 3,439 posts
  • Locationfrom the East of the South end of the North

Posted 04 April 2015 - 10:38 AM

Posted Image

Why not both?

#4 Atlai

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 3,439 posts
  • Locationfrom the East of the South end of the North

Posted 04 April 2015 - 10:52 AM

View PostMarack Drock, on 04 April 2015 - 10:43 AM, said:

hahahaha really though? I don't know if that would be possible as it would drown the cat head.

Does logic have to apply?

#5 Alienized

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Rage
  • Rage
  • 3,781 posts
  • LocationGermany

Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:00 AM

Posted Image

sloth dislikes.

#6 Alienized

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Rage
  • Rage
  • 3,781 posts
  • LocationGermany

Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:09 AM

View PostMarack Drock, on 04 April 2015 - 11:04 AM, said:

haahaha. So you'd come back as an animal that moves a maximum of 13 feet a minute (slower than a baby crawl lol)? jk


yep. i totally would. sloths are wonderful animals.
also, they swim faster than they are on land.
also, they are faster in the trees as on land.
in fact, a sloth should not be on ground at any point :D

#7 Alienized

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Rage
  • Rage
  • 3,781 posts
  • LocationGermany

Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:13 AM

View PostMarack Drock, on 04 April 2015 - 11:11 AM, said:

Can't see Ultraviolet though.


do they need that? :D their fur is living :P

#8 Corbenik

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The Fallen
  • The Fallen
  • 1,115 posts

Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:25 AM

View PostKalimaster, on 04 April 2015 - 09:46 AM, said:

There are other things I'd rather come back as, such as a cat. Have some human bring you food, give you a nice place to sleep, and gives you lots of attention.

That depends if you are lucky to get a human :P

#9 Atlai

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 3,439 posts
  • Locationfrom the East of the South end of the North

Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:35 AM

View PostMarack Drock, on 04 April 2015 - 11:11 AM, said:

Can't see Ultraviolet though.

Here you go, everything you could ever need.

Posted Image

+1 Mantis Shrimp body

+1 Cat face for human control

+1 Mantis eyes for ultraviolet sight

+1 Kanohi Faxon for water breathing

Logic approved.

Edited by Mason West, 04 April 2015 - 11:36 AM.


#10 Gremlich Johns

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • The 1 Percent
  • The 1 Percent
  • 3,855 posts
  • LocationMaryland, USA

Posted 04 April 2015 - 02:42 PM

Posted Image

#11 Tarogato

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Civil Servant
  • Civil Servant
  • 6,558 posts
  • LocationUSA

Posted 04 April 2015 - 09:16 PM



#12 Iqfish

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,488 posts
  • Google+: Link
  • LocationGermany, CGN

Posted 05 April 2015 - 09:17 AM

I see your crab and raise you a slightly bigger crab

Posted Image

Posted Image

This is a coconut crab, (Palmendieb in German which translates to Palm Thief which is a ten times cooler word for this badass) and before you start to burn down your house and all of the surrounding ones, they only live in this area.

Posted Image

#13 Atlai

    Member

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Legendary Founder
  • Legendary Founder
  • 3,439 posts
  • Locationfrom the East of the South end of the North

Posted 05 April 2015 - 02:58 PM

View PostMarack Drock, on 05 April 2015 - 10:50 AM, said:

That is the best video ever.

Saw that one today when I showed my family the mantis shrimp. Needless to say they enjoyed it.

What I really like however is that everything he says is pretty much accurate, albeit delivered in a most comical way.





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users