

Holy Crap. Anyone Ever Heard Of The Mantis Shrimp
Started by , Apr 04 2015 08:21 AM
12 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 04 April 2015 - 09:46 AM
There are other things I'd rather come back as, such as a cat. Have some human bring you food, give you a nice place to sleep, and gives you lots of attention.
#2
Posted 04 April 2015 - 10:33 AM
Ya 13 colors wins it for me too.
#3
Posted 04 April 2015 - 10:38 AM

Why not both?
#5
Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:00 AM

sloth dislikes.
#6
Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:09 AM
Marack Drock, on 04 April 2015 - 11:04 AM, said:
haahaha. So you'd come back as an animal that moves a maximum of 13 feet a minute (slower than a baby crawl lol)? jk
yep. i totally would. sloths are wonderful animals.
also, they swim faster than they are on land.
also, they are faster in the trees as on land.
in fact, a sloth should not be on ground at any point

#9
Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:35 AM
Marack Drock, on 04 April 2015 - 11:11 AM, said:
Can't see Ultraviolet though.
Here you go, everything you could ever need.

+1 Mantis Shrimp body
+1 Cat face for human control
+1 Mantis eyes for ultraviolet sight
+1 Kanohi Faxon for water breathing
Logic approved.
Edited by Mason West, 04 April 2015 - 11:36 AM.
#10
Posted 04 April 2015 - 02:42 PM

#11
Posted 04 April 2015 - 09:16 PM
#12
Posted 05 April 2015 - 09:17 AM
I see your crab and raise you a slightly bigger crab


This is a coconut crab, (Palmendieb in German which translates to Palm Thief which is a ten times cooler word for this badass) and before you start to burn down your house and all of the surrounding ones, they only live in this area.


This is a coconut crab, (Palmendieb in German which translates to Palm Thief which is a ten times cooler word for this badass) and before you start to burn down your house and all of the surrounding ones, they only live in this area.

#13
Posted 05 April 2015 - 02:58 PM
Marack Drock, on 05 April 2015 - 10:50 AM, said:
That is the best video ever.
Saw that one today when I showed my family the mantis shrimp. Needless to say they enjoyed it.
What I really like however is that everything he says is pretty much accurate, albeit delivered in a most comical way.
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