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[StompingOnTanks]

Since the new Star Wars movie teaser is out I thought I'd start this just for fun.

So, my friends and fellows - what is THE WORST movie you have EVER seen, and why?

For me, it was "The Most Dangerous Game" - the film version, of course. I simply could not get into that movie. Even after I read the story, which I liked.

Why? Most of the really old black-and-white movies with corny audio, effects, dialogue and music instantly put me off. I can't help it. That, and because I had just finished reading the book when I saw it, made it seem 300 times worse, and I noticed every last thing they changed.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings

Or

Manos: the Hands of Fate

Edit:
If you need an explanation on WHY....

We watch Mystery Science Theater 3000

Edited by Shar Wolf, 29 November 2014 - 03:03 PM.

[TheSilken]

Any homemade or other low budget Redbox movie

[Gremlich Johns]

Incubus

[Unnatural Growth]

Paid real money to see "The Gong Show Movie" when it came out. (Don't ask me why, but there you go).

Only movie I've ever walked out on because it was sooooo bad.

[MarineTech]

Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Why? Seriously, Ed Wood was a whack-job and the movie is just horrible.

[Egomane]

The Homesman

[Ano]

Relevant answer: Robot Jox

*chortle*

[B L O O D W I T C H]

Pootie Tang

[Alreech]

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Dear_Wendy
A co-production between Denmark, Germany, France, and the United Kingdom about the American gun problem.

[StompingOnTanks]

Alreech, on 30 November 2014 - 06:04 AM, said:

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Dear_Wendy
A co-production between Denmark, Germany, France, and the United Kingdom about the American gun problem.

*Reads plot out of pure curiosity*

I have now come to the conclusion that not a single person in Europe has an even basic understanding of guns.

[TheSilken]

Neither did the writer of Wanted

[SaltBeef]

Nacho Libre!! I could not give it away at a garage sale. I was gonna use it as a shotgun target but kept forgetting to bring it.

[STEF_]

LOL
ages ago I wrote in newspaper as movie critic....
you really really have NO idea of the quantity of creap/thrash/dead brain movies I had to watch.... really.
Luckily enough I changed my job... or I would have killed some producer/directors/actors out there......

[Rear Admiral Tier 6]

the ultra epic Carnosaur-trilogy

What can go wrong in a movie where a hippie says to T-Rex "greetings green brother"

Or Zardoz maybe,but atleast that was funny.

[Hex Pallett]

Can't speak of all-time, but in recent years?

World War Z.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock, on 30 November 2014 - 06:34 PM, said:

... I liked that movie.

As a zombie movie it's okay, but what I don't like about it is they totally ruined the zombies. If you actually read World War Z by Matt Groening (which you should), you'll see that his zombies are actually:

1.) Only killable by headshots and will keep coming regardless of body damage until their head is cut off/destroyed. Not sure if the movie followed this, I can't rememember.

2.) They can do the wall piling thing, but it's much slower and takes time, and there's no way in **** they could do it all the way up the size of a skyscraper.

3.) They don't ignore people who are sick. They eat EVERYONE and EVERYTHING that moves, except other zombies and inanimate objects. Animals included.

So yeah, that immediately turned me off as soon as I watched the trailer.

[Nightmare1]

Disney's Frozen, hands down.

Sheesh, I still can't believe I got suckered into watching that!

[Logan Hawke]

Nightmare1, on 01 December 2014 - 05:09 AM, said:

Disney's Frozen, hands down.

Sheesh, I still can't believe I got suckered into watching that!

I cry every time someone starts jerking it to how great they think Frozen is instead of just liking good movies like Tangled...

[Nightmare1]

Logan Hawke, on 01 December 2014 - 05:29 AM, said:

I cry every time someone starts jerking it to how great they think Frozen is instead of just liking good movies like Tangled...

Yeah, I had some macho buddies of mine swear by it, so I figured that maybe I should give it a shot. I like watching Pixar cartoons with the family and thought that perhaps it would be similar. What my buddies neglected to tell me was that they all watched it with their ladyfriends; that makes a heap of difference! I was the laughingstock of my family when we finished it (I have three younger brothers, no sisters).

Fortunately, I had also picked up 47 Ronin, which turned out to be pretty good and restored me into the good graces of my family when it comes to selecting movies. I still shudder when I think about Frozen though; Ugh!