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[ShadowDarter]

in one of the Devs posts, it was commented on that the programming guys might not know how to program the physics of hula girls...

1.) is this true?

2.) Will this effect the communities expectations for Hula girls and bobble heads.

The public needs to know these answers, so we can make sure we are saving our hard earned money for fluff items.


(Parody post.)

[Greyrook]

An unacceptable possibility. Somebody go down to the Piranha studio and FIRE somebody.

[Renaissance]

Hopefully we'll have hula girls of various factions available. A House Steiner hula-girl would look really nice in my cockpit.

[Maxxinator]

(should be off topic)
If those hula girls don't deliver with the 1:1 simulation that we all are expecting, I'm going through everything I have at the man responsible to try to get him fired!

[Oppi]

Renaissance, on 01 July 2012 - 03:50 AM, said:

Hopefully we'll have hula girls of various factions available. A House Steiner hula-girl would look really nice in my cockpit.

You mean a "hula-atlas", don't you ?

[BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON]

Hula-girls are the sole reason why mech stay upright... all this talk about requiring gyroscopes is rubbish RUBBISH! It's a conspiracy set about by gyro manufacturers for hundreds of years to swindle hard working Mechwarriors out of their money!

I have earth-shattering proof that all gyroscopes are just hula-girls enclosed in tons of metal! EARTH SHATTERING!

[Mild Monkey]

Renaissance, on 01 July 2012 - 03:50 AM, said:

Hopefully we'll have hula girls of various factions available. A House Steiner hula-girl would look really nice in my cockpit.

Do you really want a 100 ton Hula girl dangling in front of yah? Steiners...

[Maxxinator]

BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON, on 01 July 2012 - 03:54 AM, said:

Hula-girls are the sole reason why mech stay upright... all this talk about requiring gyroscopes is rubbish RUBBISH! It's a conspiracy set about by gyro manufacturers for hundreds of years to swindle hard working Mechwarriors out of their money!

I have earth-shattering proof that all gyroscopes are just hula-girls enclosed in tons of metal! EARTH SHATTERING!

[Renaissance]

Any problem can be solved by throwing enough Atlas 'mechs at it.

[Temu]

BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON, on 01 July 2012 - 03:54 AM, said:

Hula-girls are the sole reason why mech stay upright... all this talk about requiring gyroscopes is rubbish RUBBISH! It's a conspiracy set about by gyro manufacturers for hundreds of years to swindle hard working Mechwarriors out of their money!

I have earth-shattering proof that all gyroscopes are just hula-girls enclosed in tons of metal! EARTH SHATTERING!

Hula girls belong on the dash.. it's the weeble-woobles that are inside the gyro

[Ubertron X]

Edited by Ubertron X, 01 July 2012 - 04:20 AM.

[Maxxinator]

Eject with Hula-Girl, or die with Hula-Girl (period).

[Point Blank]

I AM DISGUSTED AND OUTRAGED.

My all caps heading should show the amount of anger I am expressing.

Something MUST be done. We cannot simply wage warfare without hula girls wobbling about!

Picture relevant:

[Kodiak Knight]

Ok, it is now clear that 95% of all funds from the Founder's Packs must immediately be allocated to Hula-Girl physics developement!!!

Edit: Who am I kidding?

Allocate ALL the funds!

Edited by Kodiak Knight, 01 July 2012 - 05:15 AM.

[Squidhead Jax]

C'mon, people. All they really need to do to provide a decent approximation of a hula girl's proper motion due to the mech's speed and condition is to just make the wobble more random the faster you're going.

[BFalcon]

ShadowDarter, on 01 July 2012 - 03:39 AM, said:

in one of the Devs posts, it was commented on that the programming guys might not know how to program the physics of hula girls...
(Parody post.)

This is a lie!!! It is a cunning deceit so that they can justify getting real hula girls in for "studies" and so that Paul can add to his bobble-head and hula-girl collection using company funds!!

(I, too, am kidding... )

[Zack Delphirian]

Greyrook, on 01 July 2012 - 03:45 AM, said:

An unacceptable possibility. Somebody go down to the Piranha studio and FIRE somebody.

Yeah ! Or better yet, SET FIRE to somebody !!

[Terror Teddy]

Could i get a bobble head Atlas in my Atlas cockpit?

[Hikaru]

My vote is for Kurita Bikini ISF Ninja bobblehead.

[Wildcat]

And if the Hula Girls head fulls off its a sign that the Atlas is exceeding the Manufacturers recommended Maximum Speed !!