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[3xnihilo]

One mech, two mech
Red mech, blue mech
This one bears the Davion sword
This one follows Blake's word
Look over there in Charlie three
Is that a Daishi that I see?
And there in bravo seven
Send that Urbanmech to heaven
What's this on my mini-map
Is that a locust behind my back?
I saw his dorito bright and red
But that's all folks 'cause now I'm dead!

[Kristian Radoulov]

Awesome. lol

[whiskey tango foxtrot]

So True...roflol

[3xnihilo]

The Locust

I like this mech it's small and quick.
You'll like it too if you keep your wit.
I like this mech it's small and fast.
But you won't laugh as I run past
And six small pulse lasers toast your. . . leg.
That's why the locust is a plague.
I like this mech, this mech can zoom.
Look out or this mech will cause your doom.
Because this mech can gun, this mech can run.
Yes gun and run and run and gun
Right by a streak crow, boy this mech is . . .
BOOM!

-Dr. Zeus

[C E Dwyer]

I'm just waiting for the appearance of

Clan I am !
Who has an adventure with a Green Pilot that doesn't like airstrike spam but learns to love it

Great work 3x

[3xnihilo]

I like my lasers blue and yellow
And PPC's that float like jello.
But I do not like green laser spam
I do not like it clan I am!

[jper4]

i'm a little urbie
short and stout.
here is my laser
and my autocannon too.
when my engine gets charged up
watch me zoom
my kph is now over 32!

yes i'm a special urbie
yes it's true
here's an example of what i can do
aim my mighty cannon,blow out a whale's back
jump in the air and watch them drop!

[3xnihilo]

Bravo, Bravo!

[3xnihilo]

Spider 5v

I am willing to bet That you have never yet
Met a mech that jumps like this mech jets.
Count the jump jets 1, 2, 3
How many jump jets do I see?
4,5,6,7
8,9,10,
Does he have 11?
No, he has 12. I am here to tell
He can reach the top of the Citadel.
But wait, oh this is sad.
You see this mech is very bad.
While other mechs have weapons 4 or 5
6, 7, 8, or 9,
This one has only two.
Stuck inside where there's no room
For more than lasers medium or small.
So no one wants him. None at all.

-Dr. Zeus

Edited by 3xnihilo, 24 April 2015 - 03:38 PM.

[3xnihilo]

Commandos

If you would like to know
How fast the fastest mech can go.
Then I think that you should know
That you should go commando.
They are not big, they are not strong.
But don't you get this mech wrong.
With a speed of one seventy-one
This mech is sure a lot of fun.
No, oh no, don't let them fool you
Or those srm's are sure to ruin you.
And with their weapons in their arms
Their enemies are never safe from harm.
Just don't stop, 'cause if you do
Dual guass rifles will ruin you.

-Dr. Zeus

[3xnihilo]

Moved these all over here where they probably should have gone in the first place:

http://mwomercs.com/...02#entry4389902

[whiskey tango foxtrot]

Just outstanding ! makes my day...

[3xnihilo]

whiskey tango foxtrot, on 04 May 2015 - 05:36 AM, said:

Just outstanding ! makes my day...

Thank you! My kids love them so I will probably be adding some more at the fan fiction forum linked in my sig.

[Cupid and Psyche _]

Nice

[3xnihilo]

Tranquil Winds, on 16 May 2015 - 01:46 PM, said:

Nice

Thanks, I have a few more at the link in my sig. I have too much fun writing these

[Spungie]

My CN9-AL feels inspired and wrote this (actually he dictated to my hunchback since he has no hands)

Waiting for my moment
Ac20 at my side
I have you on my sensors
You've got nowhere to hide
When I'm under fire
I twist my torso right
I can take a lot of hits
and still be in the fight

[Mad Skull]

That is great. I like it. LOL!!!!!

[Spungie]

It's worth noting that the centurion died shortly after.

[3xnihilo]

Here is one for your Hunchback:

The hunchback's hunch can pack a punch
And I am sure you will like this mech a bunch.
Yes, the hunchie's hunch is punchy.
The hunchback's hunch packs
AC's, Gauss, and lasers.
And tears up any foe it faces.
But the problem with a hunchback
Is if your foe should choose to punch back
The hunchie's hunch is the first to go.
So an XL engine is a no no.
If an enemy should suddenly appear
There's no need to shake with fear.
Just show them your left side,
Then turn and punch them with the hunch side.

[Spungie]

Awesome ^ sounds like Rap.
We'll if it's rap we are doing...

Down here in the lower city things are getting kinda crazy...
Ghetto Hunchbacks got work to do
Yo
These f****** Hunchbacks should be criminalised
You can see it just from here there ain't no fear in his eyes
Little ******* said 'heres a surprise, don't you even have time to move your torso aside?'
You'll find
All the guns are on the right side
Ain't got nothing on the left
He's either humping a hillside
Or making friends with death
[abrupt end]

*Hunchies are actually my favorite mech.