Really PGI? You release something as broken and unfinished as this without even just a little bit of testing? Do you not realize what an impact this will have on MY overall enjoyment of this game, for which I have spent REAL money on??? What are you guys, freakin canadians? This is like, the work of A JAPANESE CANADIAN or something, since we know how bad their work ethics are. I would have expected more from such a prestigious company located in our Great American Nation!
Long story short: I equipped the 'Turn Left' Module on my Phoenix Wendigo Cat(Or as those clan scum call it the Nova Giraffe) which was SUPPOSED to give my mech the now removed ability to turn counterclockwise. Sure, it did that fine, BUT IT ALSO REMOVED MY ABILITY TO TURN RIGHT AND OR STRAIGHT!!
SO, I AM NOW GAY! AND CAN ONLY TURN LEFT!!!
Thanks a lot IGP, I'm quitting for at least three hours again.


Turn Left Module Is Broken! Plz Fix Now!
Started by Atlai, Apr 01 2016 04:38 PM
7 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:38 PM
#2
Posted 03 April 2016 - 09:32 PM
Mason West, on 01 April 2016 - 04:38 PM, said:
Really PGI? You release something as broken and unfinished as this without even just a little bit of testing? Do you not realize what an impact this will have on MY overall enjoyment of this game, for which I have spent REAL money on??? What are you guys, freakin canadians? This is like, the work of A JAPANESE CANADIAN or something, since we know how bad their work ethics are. I would have expected more from such a prestigious company located in our Great American Nation!
Long story short: I equipped the 'Turn Left' Module on my Phoenix Wendigo Cat(Or as those clan scum call it the Nova Giraffe) which was SUPPOSED to give my mech the now removed ability to turn counterclockwise. Sure, it did that fine, BUT IT ALSO REMOVED MY ABILITY TO TURN RIGHT AND OR STRAIGHT!!
SO, I AM NOW GAY! AND CAN ONLY TURN LEFT!!!
Thanks a lot IGP, I'm quitting for at least three hours again.
Long story short: I equipped the 'Turn Left' Module on my Phoenix Wendigo Cat(Or as those clan scum call it the Nova Giraffe) which was SUPPOSED to give my mech the now removed ability to turn counterclockwise. Sure, it did that fine, BUT IT ALSO REMOVED MY ABILITY TO TURN RIGHT AND OR STRAIGHT!!
SO, I AM NOW GAY! AND CAN ONLY TURN LEFT!!!
Thanks a lot IGP, I'm quitting for at least three hours again.
This is more then likely the dumbest thing I have seen in a long time, your tried to troll and failed so miserably instead you were just racist and then proclaim your gay? Do you have something against gays? Or Japanese? Canadians?
IGP has nothing to do with this game anymore....so again either a dumb troll or just misinformed completely.
Either way, reported for being a bigot and a waste of space.
#3
Posted 04 April 2016 - 09:24 AM
Revis Volek, on 03 April 2016 - 09:32 PM, said:
This is more then likely the dumbest thing I have seen in a long time, your tried to troll and failed so miserably instead you were just racist and then proclaim your gay? Do you have something against gays? Or Japanese? Canadians?
IGP has nothing to do with this game anymore....so again either a dumb troll or just misinformed completely.
Either way, reported for being a bigot and a waste of space.
Okay well to be honest I can see how you misunderstood my horrible attempt at trolling as being serious, so let me clear some things up, as in no way was this entire post to be taken seriously. (I made it in response to the April Fools post

First, I am actually Bi-sexual, not the stupid high-school Bi-sexual but the regular kind that can appreciate beauty in both sexes.
Second, I am Canadian, my family and I live in the U.S. now but nearly my entire family above my parents are Canadian.
Third, the jab at Canadian Japanese was directed towards Paul, one of the developers who is Japanese and Canadian.
Fourth, I have been to Japan, and I know first-hand the amount of dedication and drive they put into their work, they have the strongest work ethic I have ever seen, I was merely poking fun at Paul.
I'll admit this wasn't the best Troll effort I have ever done, personally I don't think I will ever surpass my Atlai days, so I'm sorry about that.
#4
Posted 07 April 2016 - 07:29 AM
My Left Turn Module actually only works when I'm in reverse. If I'm driving forward, it makes my Mech skip along like a 6-year-old.
PGI, do you have any idea how hard it is to fire accurately while skipping? I had to strip all my weapons and equip shotguns in their places!
PGI, do you have any idea how hard it is to fire accurately while skipping? I had to strip all my weapons and equip shotguns in their places!
#5
Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:54 AM
Rock out with ya rooster out
#6
Posted 08 April 2016 - 03:38 PM
How about with yer owl out?
#7
Posted 22 April 2016 - 12:39 AM
Damn you beat me to it
#8
Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:05 AM
I'm very quick.
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