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#1 Manthony Higgs

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 04:05 PM

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HELLO I AM TEDDY KURITA AND MY MUSTACHE RULES WITH AN IRON FIST

#2 Armored Yokai

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 04:33 PM

Kurita is sure to add you to the list because this could be a 5th succesion war caused by the likes of you
(not meant to offend)

#3 Tieya

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 04:38 PM

he have a awesome mustache :<

#4 Thanatos1973

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 04:40 PM

UUmm.... what happened to his right eyebrow? ;)

#5 Vladdaimpaler

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 04:41 PM

Always always remember Battletech is the future of warfare, from 1985.

#6 Tieya

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 04:44 PM

this pic was taken in 3050 not bad :<

http://www.sarna.net...re_Kurita_1.jpg

#7 Manthony Higgs

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 04:52 PM

I like to think that the Mustache picture was taken when he was a rebellious, drug addled teenager.

#8 Insidious Johnson

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 05:19 PM

He was obviously modeled after Ted "Theodore" Logan.

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#9 SwordofLight

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:51 AM

View PostManthony Higgs, on 26 May 2012 - 04:52 PM, said:

I like to think that the Mustache picture was taken when he was a rebellious, drug addled teenager.


Now now, little one, no need for jealousy. I know before the sex change, your princess used to sport a fine mustache. Isnt this 'her'?

http://upload.wikime...-_retouched.jpg

and the after shot:

http://outofordersho...-Love-Crazy.jpg

Davion must have been pretty hard up for an alliance, but then the Federalies have never been known for their taste, breeding, or morals.

Edited by SwordofLight, 27 May 2012 - 07:54 AM.


#10 WiCkEd

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:57 AM

View PostManthony Higgs, on 26 May 2012 - 04:05 PM, said:

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HELLO I AM TEDDY KURITA AND MY MUSTACHE RULES WITH AN IRON FIST


I think this constitues a thread solely intended to **** off a group of DCM pilots....

#11 SpikeTank

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 08:02 AM

Thats not a real mechwarrior mustache.....


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THIS IS:DDDD

#12 Deathbane

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 08:10 AM

Still looks less derpy than Victor Davion :)

#13 GoGo Yubari

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:56 PM

Oh come on, early Teddy is awesomeness! The mustache is simply additional proof. Apparently he was some type of 3025 hipster. His father didn't approve, though. Later on, I feel he became a little too Mary Sue-ish and contibuted to the eventual pussification of House Kurita. Oh well.

#14 Steinar Bergstol

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 07:43 AM

Ah yes. The moustache image. Heh, it's even mentioned in Heir to the Dragon when Theodore is in command of the Legion of Vega (an assignment given to him as punishment, really, by Takashi as the Legion was where the DCMS shipped its misfits, screwups, criminals, ne'er-do-wells and anyone out of favor with the powers that be. While fighting Lyran invaders (if memory serves) it is mentioned that he no longer has the moustache and that he's uncertain if the style is even in fashion in the more civilized parts of the Combine anymore.

So at the time that photo was taken of the coordinator's heir that moustache was, apparently, the height of fashion. ;)

You're now free to imagine hordes of young mechwarriors sporting the same style of facial hair. :(

#15 SwordofLight

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 08:15 AM

View PostDeathbane, on 27 May 2012 - 08:10 AM, said:

Still looks less derpy than Victor Davion ;)


Oh, I have seen him on ISN, isnt this him?

http://images.tribe....c3-334af263d118

Edited by SwordofLight, 29 May 2012 - 08:17 AM.


#16 JazzySteel

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 08:37 AM

Would the REAL Victor Steiner-Davion please stand up!?

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Like the love-child of Neil Patrick-Harris and Dean Martin

Edited by JazzySteel, 29 May 2012 - 08:39 AM.


#17 SwordofLight

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 11:03 AM

Oh, well, if we're posting actual portraits:

Here is our beloved Emperor: http://oook.info/easia/Yojimbo-14.jpg

And heres one when I graduated from U Pros': http://i2.listal.com...-screenshot.jpg (I'm the taller one)

#18 Chuggernaut

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 11:05 AM

Ah, good old fashioned 1980s sourcebook art. It was so hilariously bad.

Katrina Steiner looks like some kind of crazy grandma Dracula in her picture from one of the House books. Wish I hadn't lost it in my HD crash.

Edited by Chuggernaut, 29 May 2012 - 11:09 AM.


#19 Belldandy Morisato

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 10:09 PM

I can't believe that a bunch of honorable DCMS pilots let themselves be dishonored by a lyran. Then again, that was back in the 80s, and the characters have changed much since then.

#20 SwordofLight

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 04:33 AM

View Postbelldandy morisato, on 29 May 2012 - 10:09 PM, said:

I can't believe that a bunch of honorable DCMS pilots let themselves be dishonored by a lyran. Then again, that was back in the 80s, and the characters have changed much since then.


What, are you saying that our glorious Emperor, Heir to the Star League, and Coordinator of all the Draconis Combine doesnt bear a striking resemblence to Torshiro Mufune in Yojimbo? Shame!





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