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[Chef Kerensky]

Hello everyone. Friendly warning from your local neighborhood NKVA to be very careful not to learn how to play the game too well, because this is now against the terms of service and will result in a ban for cheating.

Have a good day!

[Coordinator Toxic Kerensky]

Hmm...perhaps PGI should investigate this guy? Doesn't anyone else find it highly suspicious how he SOMEHOW knows where enemies are?

Edited by Coordinator Aigis Kurita, 12 May 2015 - 03:26 PM.

[Nightmare1]

That OP makes zero sense.

[Sable]

another perfect example of the wannabe goon/troll douchebaggery coming from NKVA. As if you guys weren't annoying enough in game now you're trying bring it to the forums?

[Coordinator Toxic Kerensky]

"wannabe goon" lol

[Knyx]

Sable, on 12 May 2015 - 03:20 PM, said:

another perfect example of the wannabe goon/troll douchebaggery coming from NKVA. As if you guys weren't annoying enough in game now you're trying bring it to the forums?

Nah just a bunch of people with Histrionic Personality Disorder all in the same unit. They think they are actually good, but always proven otherwise, hence why almost all posts and replies show such wanting.

[Chef Kerensky]

Knyx, on 12 May 2015 - 03:27 PM, said:

Nah just a bunch of people with Histrionic Personality Disorder all in the same unit. They think they are actually good, but always proven otherwise, hence why almost all posts and replies show such wanting.

1v1 me m8 ill rek u in the gabber

[Onionbird]

Knyx, on 12 May 2015 - 03:27 PM, said:

Nah just a bunch of people with Histrionic Personality Disorder all in the same unit. They think they are actually good, but always proven otherwise, hence why almost all posts and replies show such wanting.

We're good enough that you accused us of cheating for weeks on end. I assume PGI now has your reports so they'll be watching us?

[Coordinator Toxic Kerensky]

Knyx, on 12 May 2015 - 03:27 PM, said:

Nah just a bunch of people with Histrionic Personality Disorder all in the same unit. They think they are actually good, but always proven otherwise, hence why almost all posts and replies show such wanting.

Edited by Coordinator Aigis Kurita, 12 May 2015 - 03:44 PM.

[Lanancuras]

Hmm? As far I'm concerned NKVA wasn't accused of cheating or using hacks themselves, there were just some rumors that they were friends with dangerous criminal scum against whom justice has been applied to after overwhelming evidence. But they wouldn't be the only ones to be deceived by that person.

And I might have misunderstood the OP, but surely the NKVA doesn't want to imply that they think getting good equals using third party cheats, now do they? Your Dear Coordinator would never approve of such decadent and honourless actions and would be very disappointed in the NKVA.

[Chef Kerensky]

We were definitely deceived by the good advice and effective builds that turned our unit into an unstoppable force that won 90% of our matches on Tukayyid. Boy were we fooled, guess it must have been the aimbots and wallhacks that taught us how to play, right? There is definitely no way that a legitimate player was burned as an effigy to appease the screaming masses who, at this very moment, are turning on one another. People are definitely not flipping their lids on one another in a hilarious McCarthyesque freakshow right now and accusing beloved icons of the community named after food items of being hackers.

[Armored Yokai]

Sable, on 12 May 2015 - 03:20 PM, said:

another perfect example of the wannabe goon/troll douchebaggery coming from NKVA.

at least they aren't word of lowtax

Edited by Armored Yokai, 12 May 2015 - 04:13 PM.

[IlKhan Prepaid Kerensky]

13.5% of all matches played by members at The NKVA gamer house have to be in LRM boats to reduce elo below the critical cheat detection threshold.

As everyone knows, ELO that is too high is concrete 100% proof of maphacks. So far not very many players have hit this ELO bracket, maybe only one. Just be careful out there guys, we thought we were gods too.

[Chef Kerensky]

What's more the development team composed of less than a dozen people who don't have enough time to ensure the new CW map has dropships was definitely able to roll out a cheat detection system within the span of one week and implement it without so much as an announcement. They have refused to detail their cheat detection system (in contrast to, say, Valve's explanation of their VAC ban system: https://support.stea...=7849-Radz-6869) but this should in no way be taken as a sign that there is none.

[Lanancuras]

Chef Kerensky, on 12 May 2015 - 04:07 PM, said:

We were definitely deceived by the good advice and effective builds that turned our unit into an unstoppable force that won 90% of our matches on Tukayyid. Boy were we fooled, guess it must have been the aimbots and wallhacks that taught us how to play, right? There is definitely no way that a legitimate player was burned as an effigy to appease the screaming masses who, at this very moment, are turning on one another. People are definitely not flipping their lids on one another in a hilarious McCarthyesque freakshow right now and accusing beloved icons of the community named after food items of being hackers.

The only people I see suggesting the NKVA is cheating is NKVA itself. Sure, there might be some angry people that can't handle anyone being better than they are but these people are to be found absolutely anywhere, no matter the game.

No, you are legit and good players having seen you guys in action myself, but unfortunately not everyone around you tried to get legitimately good. It would do you guys a lot of good to just distantiate yourselves from these kind of people and just move onwards. With the skill your unit possesses you don't need people like that.

I really don't understand why the NKVA feels threatened about this as it has nothing to do you with you guys.

[thinkn bout thos Beans mans game]

Lanancuras, on 12 May 2015 - 04:19 PM, said:

The only people I see suggesting the NKVA is cheating is NKVA itself. Sure, there might be some angry people that can't handle anyone being better than they are but these people are to be found absolutely anywhere, no matter the game.

No, you are legit and good players having seen you guys in action myself, but unfortunately not everyone around you tried to get legitimately good. It would do you guys a lot of good to just distantiate yourselves from these kind of people and just move onwards. With the skill your unit possesses you don't need people like that.

I really don't understand why the NKVA feels threatened about this as it has nothing to do you with you guys.

Freedom is merely priviledge extended, unless enjoyed by one and all

Edited by ilKhan Judge Dreddrensky, 12 May 2015 - 04:33 PM.

[Kain Demos]

Armored Yokai, on 12 May 2015 - 04:11 PM, said:

at least they aren't word of lowtax

Some people say they are.

[Rebas Kradd]

inb4ktown

[Nightmare1]

Chef Kerensky, on 12 May 2015 - 03:32 PM, said:

1v1 me m8 ill rek u in the gabber

*Hollers to the crowd*

"Does anyone here speak gibberish?"

[Chef Kerensky]

Lanancuras, on 12 May 2015 - 04:19 PM, said:

The only people I see suggesting the NKVA is cheating is NKVA itself. Sure, there might be some angry people that can't handle anyone being better than they are but these people are to be found absolutely anywhere, no matter the game.

No, you are legit and good players having seen you guys in action myself, but unfortunately not everyone around you tried to get legitimately good. It would do you guys a lot of good to just distantiate yourselves from these kind of people and just move onwards. With the skill your unit possesses you don't need people like that.

I really don't understand why the NKVA feels threatened about this as it has nothing to do you with you guys.

Not threatened, incensed. Let me spell it out: a friend of the unit was falsely accused, charged, and banned for cheating. This player did not cheat, and has never cheated, but everyone is patting themselves on the back for a job well done because they're such good detectives, they can see the cheats by watching the pixels. It's okay guys, none of us REALLY lost to a girl. She was just cheating the whole time.