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[IraqiWalker]

That Dawg, on 22 May 2015 - 01:09 PM, said:

Is there some camo skin or module that would let me bring a locust into my clan CW drop??

No. Not unless your locust kills a kitfox, and wears it's skin.

[King Chimera]

Lots of locusts and 1 cataphract, just sitting there. Alone. Surrounded by a bunch of tiny bugs.

[Hawk819]

Add me to the list.

[IraqiWalker]

Xiyumos, on 23 May 2015 - 04:19 PM, said:

Lots of locusts and 1 cataphract, just sitting there. Alone. Surrounded by a bunch of tiny bugs.

Terrified to the bone

Hawk819, on 23 May 2015 - 04:23 PM, said:

Add me to the list.

I don't think entries past the 21st qualify.

[Palor]

I am starting to wonder if the OP for this thread is alright.

[Scout Derek]

@Palor

I'm okay, there's been, well, I can't say specifically but family problems...

[Amer]

So it's really happening! LOLCUST FTW!

[Palor]

Glad to hear you are ok. Good luck with the family thing.

[Onimusha shin]

Scout Derek, on 24 May 2015 - 10:13 AM, said:

@Palor

I'm okay, there's been, well, I can't say specifically but family problems...

good luck with family things. i had a bout of it lately too. specifically bad case of viral infection. errgh!

[STEF_]

Onimusha shin, on 24 May 2015 - 09:43 PM, said:

good luck with family things. i had a bout of it lately too. specifically bad case of viral infection. errgh!

ONI!
Good luck to you and your family too!

cya on ts.

(with sexy voices! lol)

[Raso]

IraqiWalker, on 22 May 2015 - 11:48 AM, said:

The draw ended yesterday.

Still didn't lose crap.

[White Bear 84]

LOCUST FANATIC..

READS GIVEAWAY THREAD AFTER EVENT CLOSES.

[SnagaDance]

As is already known Scout Derek has been hit with some family tribulations. He and his family are in our thoughts.

But is this all that is happening??

Our reporter has stated there are rumors that Scout Derek has actually been sitting behind his computer CONTINUOUSLY for the past few days, staring at 61 new Locust and 1 new Cataphract in his mechbay. Having been unable to resist the temptation of redeeming all those lovely codes himself.

A family friend that wished to remain anonymous stated that she couldn't believe Scout Derek would ever do something like that, though it did make her think of an event in his childhood that closely resembled it. Our anonymous source said that one day young Scout Derek was asked by his mother to share a tray of freshly baked chocolate-chip cookies with his siblings, but instead he ate all of the cookies himself. Overcome with shame and remorse he subsequently climbed into a tree in the back yard to hide and refused to come out for the next few hours.

And there you have it. A surprising similarity I am sure you will all agree. And with that we at the Daily Malicious Slander take our leave of you. Remember to tune in to Malicious Slander again, home of the news as we want it!

[eFTy]

I got killed by Scout Derek yesterday in a 12-0 match...
A Locust 3V would make me feel better about it.

[Brizna]

I never forgive people who kill me, that's why I hate you all

[Scout Derek]

I am here.

And the Lolcust results tomorrow.



"Insert Yes! from Bison here"

[Xetelian]

I want one so bad.

[Burktross]

Scout Derek, on 26 May 2015 - 02:01 PM, said:

I am here.

And the Lolcust results tomorrow.



"Insert Yes! from Bison here"

[That Dawg]

http://i.imgur.com/KGmML9b.gif bwahahahahaha

[Gravitas]

[[Lolcusting intensifies]]