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[Chef Kerensky]

Haha. Hahahahhaa. Hahaha. Okay no, seriously, hold on. Gimme a minute. Hahahahahaha.

Okay, I'm ready.

*clearing throat*

Ahem. Today again House Kurita has pressed inward on what little remains of Smoke Jaguar territory following a remarkable event - the shifting of all planetary ownership to its original state at the outbreak of the invasion! Little can account for these mysterious circumstances other than whispers on the lips of every Kuritan Samurai that Dear Coordinator himself reached down from His Celestial Throne and strangled father time himself, taking control of all the cosmos along with time and space and resetting House Kurita's northern border to its rightful state, praise be to Him!

Regardless of what caused these circumstances, there is only one thing that can result: The complete and utter annihilation of The Laughable Clan Smoke Jaguar. At the current time their jettisoned warriors scream and beg for mercy under continued fire from honorable Samurai flamers.

Ha ha ha.

Today they have lost not only one of the few remaining planets in the Inner Sphere under their puny, fumbling control, they have also lost the symbol of what can laughably be called their culture. ISF agents estimate that with the fall of Rockland, clanner morale will decline by a sharp 69%, throwing their forces into further disarray and leaving the vitals open for honorable Samurai to strike the final blow! And then another. And another. And so on.

Ha ha ha.





P.S. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Rockland! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Tasker]

RIP to all clan pilots that died.

[Hobotorius Augustus Kerensky]

How Can Clanners Bang Rocks While We Hold Rockland? It is just and fair to deny their unnatural urges say great Coordinator.

[CostcoHotdog86]

[Scoops Kerensky]

Deprived of their natural source of mirth and amusement in Rockland, one can only pray for the swift death of clanners as they asphyxiate, like sakana stranded from umi.

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

Live footage of Honourable Kurita Samurai ending plight of Clanner

[moderatepudding]

beta²

[Vassago Rain]

[IlKhan Prepaid Kerensky]

Look at these immense riches we have liberated for Dear Coordinator!



Oh no wait these are rocks. Or a heap of dead clanners it's tough to tell.

[Kinski Orlawisch]

Ohhhh NKVA is back to CW after hiding under a stone from CGB at the big Event.

I don t understand the HAHAHA. IS mechs are easy mode in CW. I think you sometimes visit a Kinderarden to steal some Lolly Pops and then you feel great. LOL.

[Reitmeier]

Edited by Reitmeier, 03 May 2015 - 03:39 AM.

[Vassago Rain]

[Bagor Aga]

Your ferry to eternity has sailed, didn't notice? The First Beta test Kurita did not pass. At the same time IS lost the prospects of revenge. Wait, when the fish come up with some what new to lure clans in their nets again. And still you'll fight by our rules. Just wait... awhile.

[Khereg]

Chef Kerensky, on 02 May 2015 - 10:37 PM, said:

P.S. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Rockland! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Rockland, Occupying Unit: -MS-

You're welcome.

Edited by Khereg, 03 May 2015 - 05:31 AM.

[Novawrecker]

Bagor Aga, on 03 May 2015 - 04:31 AM, said:

The First Beta test Kurita did not pass.

Don't know what blunt you're smoking, test-tuber, but we denied you Luthien (hardcore), we took first place from all the IS houses and took 2nd place over all. Not sure what test you're talking about, but if anyone passed, House Kurita was assuredly amongst them.

[LordKnightFandragon]

Clanners OP!

[pbiggz]

[Summon3r]

you guys CW? HAHHAHA HAHAHAHA?

[Chef Kerensky]

Bagor Aga, on 03 May 2015 - 04:31 AM, said:

Your ferry to eternity has sailed, didn't notice? The First Beta test Kurita did not pass. At the same time IS lost the prospects of revenge. Wait, when the fish come up with some what new to lure clans in their nets again. And still you'll fight by our rules. Just wait... awhile.

Nani

[Ursh]

How many clan pugs did you have to roll to achieve that?