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#1 cSand

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:18 AM

EDIT

Many Quickdraws were destroyed but KRAZEDOMEGA has proven himself to be the worthiest of Quickdrawer'ers by posting a beautiful score of 1030!!! Congratualations man!

Thanks everyone who joined in the fun, O7 I love seein people rock a QKD so GJ to EVERYONE!!!!




.. AND cSand didst survey, from the window of his mighty and battle-weary QKD-4H, and didst speaketh over the microphone to those listening in the hall of chat, "VERILY, THERE BE TOO FEW QUICKDRAWS UPON THIS BLOODY FIELD OF BATTLE"
And through his headphones didst come cries of "STFU NOOB" and "QUICKDRAWS SUCK, YO"

And he looked up to the sky and implored the lord all mighty for a gift to bestow upon only the mightiest of mechwarriors, that he may see indeed, who doth possess the courage and fortitude of scrotum, to proceed forth in the holiest of chassis and break open heads. And the lord didst turn on his PC and connect to teamspeak, and said unto cSand "LOOK YE IN YOUR CHILD'S CLOSET, FOR YOU ARE MOVING SOON AND THERE MAY BE FOUND A WORTHY PRIZE. Also the locust 3v is 2$ in the store so toss that in as a nice bonus."

And cSand didst look upon the pile of cardboard boxes in his child's closet and came upon a worthy gift for the finest of mechwarriors. And he didst turn on his PC, log into the forums, and create:

CSAND'S ULTIMATE

EXTREME GIVEAWAY















I have in my possession a 12" BattleTech AXEMAN toy, complete with Axe, pilot, and missiles that you can shoot out the shoulder.


It will go to the first pilot who can show me they are worthy of such a prize. It will be accompanied by a Locust 3v from the gift store.

Naturally, the only way to do this is be to meet the following conditions:

-Do over 1000 damage.
-In my favourite mech, the QUICKDRAW.
(Any variant!)
-In Skirmish, Assault, or that other mode nobody plays. No CW.
-Screenshot the final score screen, with you typing "EAT YOUR HEART OUT, cSand!" Into the chat window, followed by the DATE (must be today or later).

Meet these conditions, be the first to post it here. Then I will mail it to you in as nice a box as I can find.

PRIZES:
- 1 12" Axeman figurine
- 1 Locust 3v from the gift store :) :D
Cause someone with the level of balls required to succeed here, must surely and obviously have the balls to pilot that deathtrap.


cSAND HAS SPOKEN! LET THE BALLSIEST PILOT CLAIM THE PRIZE


edit: Lady pilots of course are welcome too. Women may also have large balls. We're talking conceptual balls here not real ones.

edited for epic intro

edit: pic

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Edited by cSand, 01 June 2015 - 07:54 PM.


#2 Darlith

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:23 AM

OMG I remember having that toy as a child, along with a Hunchback IIC I think it was with jade falcon markings. Those things were the best!

#3 Deathlike

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:26 AM

I would decline the figurine (I wouldn't know what to do with it).

Unfortunately... I'm not sure if I'd invest in a 4H to do it...

#4 Levi Porphyrogenitus

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:26 AM

Alas, the -4G is the Trial, and there's no way I'm dumping c-bills on any of my accounts on Quickdraws.

I wish all those who decide to participate the best of luck. I love the Axeman.

Remember, Information is Ammunition!

#5 cSand

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:28 AM

Ok I changed it so ANY QUICKDRAW

#6 Deathlike

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:34 AM

View PostcSand, on 31 May 2015 - 10:28 AM, said:

Ok I changed it so ANY QUICKDRAW


LET THE QUICKDRAWZ COMMENCE!

#7 cSand

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:35 AM

View PostDeathlike, on 31 May 2015 - 10:34 AM, said:


LET THE QUICKDRAWZ COMMENCE!



If you win, you gotta take the Figure! Or gift it to a person of your choice!

(I'm moving here, lol)

#8 627

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:39 AM

nice one. Not enough hate for quickdraws at the moment here (sh!tty notebook and no good internet here) but when I get home next week I'll go for it.

I doubt I can remember what to type then, though ;)

oh and pix or it isn't real :D

#9 Torric

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:53 AM

God damn you almost make me want to buy a Quickdraw. Almost.

#10 Scout Derek

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 10:57 AM

Awesome giveaway. I won't participate because I wanna let others try and win stuff :P

#11 stjobe

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:15 AM

I'm not gonna lie, I never piloted a Quickdraw in my life, nor have I any intention to do so, BUT:

What does that Axman figurine look like?

Pictures, man, pictures!

Edit: Oh, and good job giving stuff away. That's always fun :)

Edited by stjobe, 31 May 2015 - 11:16 AM.


#12 cSand

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:17 AM

View Poststjobe, on 31 May 2015 - 11:15 AM, said:

I'm not gonna lie, I never piloted a Quickdraw in my life, nor have I any intention to do so, BUT:

What does that Axman figurine look like?

Pictures, man, pictures!

Edit: Oh, and good job giving stuff away. That's always fun :)


Just added in a pic to the OP. :D

#13 627

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:20 AM

so do you ship overseas? I'm so close to build a lurm quicky just because :D

#14 cSand

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:21 AM

Hey I'll ship to the ISS if you live there, lol :D


If it's super far away I won't be choosing expedited shipping or anything so you may have to wait a couple weeks to receive your glorious action figure :D

But the Locust will arrive ASAP :D

And I will package up the figure nicely so it doesn't get wreck in transit!

Edited by cSand, 31 May 2015 - 11:23 AM.


#15 Templar Dane

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:41 AM

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But in all seriousness, I'd be easier to do in a locust.

#16 cSand

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:46 AM

View Postlordtzar, on 31 May 2015 - 11:41 AM, said:

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But in all seriousness, I'd be easier to do in a locust.



lol

#17 Ultimax

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:48 AM

I'm not entering this one, but kudos to Csand for this and good luck to the contestants!

#18 Burktross

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:51 AM

Wait in the Heavy queue?
Puh-lease, I'm neglecting even my Orions... :(

#19 InspectorG

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:54 AM

How come that Axeman gots a fist on his junk?

#20 cSand

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 11:56 AM

View PostInspectorG, on 31 May 2015 - 11:54 AM, said:

How come that Axeman gots a fist on his junk?


Everyone need a fist in the junk now and then to keep em honest :|




TBH, I don't think mine has the fist sticker there if I remember correctly





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