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[C E Dwyer]

Valkaryie, on 12 June 2015 - 09:53 AM, said:

Lrm losers havre no skill and are ruining the game lrm losers need a nerf enough is enough they cant aim they need a nerf poptarts at least could aim we nerf all the direct fire weapons how about a nerf on no skill losers that run all lrms.

First. If your going to be a dumb ass and stand out in the open your going to die quickly.

Second. People with skill tell us frequently, that LRM's are useless, so I guess you don't fit in that category

Third. Clearly you were the loser and not the LRM,pilot or you wouldn't be ranting like a spoiled child in the general forum.

Four. This sort of thing should be in the Barracks whine section, but you thought you were so special you had to put it here.

Five. This rant isn't going to change anything, it just gives others an opportunity to laugh at you, and make sure they carry some LRM's just for you.

[Mighty Spike]

Novakaine, on 12 June 2015 - 11:35 AM, said:

Haw Haw u one hatin gitz.
Az Nova recallz Nova took on each in singled kombat.
Nova kan't helpz stoopid brawly robot guyz did'nt shootz der lazors back at Nova.
Brawly robotz guyz are stoopid.
Oh'z and Nova killz last two brawly robot guyz with me own lazors.
Using lazors too easy make Nova feel like brawly robot gitz.
Nova feelz dirty now, Nova go take bubbly bathz with Mr. Ducky and Hola girlz.

+1 made my day

[Boris The Spider]

OK LRMs are OP - 2 LRMs are only effective against noobs - 58... why are we even bothering with this?

[Monkey Lover]

Soy, on 12 June 2015 - 11:39 AM, said:

"oh what a big man you are..!

hey lemme buy you a pack of gum show ya how to chew it"

I don't know if you noticed I had 1 armor on each part of that mech and I found my own locks. What more do you want ? Lol should I.stand still so you' can shoot.the lrm boat easier.

Edited by Monkey Lover, 12 June 2015 - 12:22 PM.

[GeistHrafn]

• Drive fast mech
  
• Enemy UAV up
  
• Get locked onto by no LOS LRM boat
  
• Run to nearest enemy Dire Whale
  
• Tuck in underneath him, putting him between LRM boat and your mech
  
• Repeatedly Alpha Dire while "friendly" LRMs smash him.
  
• PROFIT

[MechWarrior3671771]

Wait. Is this thread parody or is it real?

[Alistair Winter]

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[Tiger Dad]

@Novakaine, damn, you really gotts show me your builds. I don't lurmboat much but when I do, I only get like 2 kills.
Now cause of this thread, I wanna bring out my Shadowhawk 2D2 with 4 lrm5s and just shoot my load...

[Soy]

Monkey Lover, on 12 June 2015 - 12:21 PM, said:

I don't know if you noticed I had 1 armor on each part of that mech and I found my own locks. What more do you want ? Lol should I.stand still so you' can shoot.the lrm boat easier.

who needs armor when you can afk at base, make sandwich, come back and play 1 handed eat sandwich and watch game of nerds

thats why lrms are for *******

[bad arcade kitty]

Valkaryie, on 12 June 2015 - 09:53 AM, said:

Lrm losers havre no skill and are ruining the game lrm losers need a nerf enough is enough they cant aim they need a nerf poptarts at least could aim we nerf all the direct fire weapons how about a nerf on no skill losers that run all lrms.

lrm losers have no skill,
lrm losers make me very ill,
lrm losers are ruining the game,
lrm losers can't even aim,
lrm losers, that's enough,
lrm losers, they need a... buff!

(:

[Gas Guzzler]

Soy, on 12 June 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

who needs armor when you can afk at base, make sandwich, come back and play 1 handed eat sandwich and watch game of nerds

thats why lrms are for *******

LRMs are hard mode man, highest skill requirements of all weapons in the game, dontchaknow?

[Flutterguy]

Gas Guzzler, on 12 June 2015 - 02:13 PM, said:

LRMs are hard mode man, highest skill requirements of all weapons in the game, dontchaknow?

That only applies when they're being used against highly skilled players. Those are not the players who complain about LRMs.

[Gas Guzzler]

Flutterguy, on 12 June 2015 - 02:16 PM, said:

That only applies when they're being used against highly skilled players. Those are not the players who complain about LRMs.

That was sarcasm. It actually never applies.

[Soy]

i complain about lrms

they're for *******

there, easy

see?

wasn't so hard stating that

[Monkey Lover]

Soy, on 12 June 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

who needs armor when you can afk at base, make sandwich, come back and play 1 handed eat sandwich and watch game of nerds

thats why lrms are for *******

Can't use Artemis unless you have los. I still find it funny how people hate lrms. Every map for the last year + has been anti lrm. Lrms have been nerfed to nothing, there are at least 3 ecm mechs on each game now and lots more 2- 3 ams mechs to top it off.

What more can they do to help you people.

Edited by Monkey Lover, 12 June 2015 - 02:33 PM.

[Marvyn Dodgers]

Okay folks, you know the drill, cake on the left, birds on the right, please feed the former to the latter

[Flutterguy]

Marvyn Dodgers, on 12 June 2015 - 02:45 PM, said:

Okay folks, you know the drill, cake on the left, birds on the right, please feed the former to the latter

Feed drills to the birds. Thanks friendly Mod!

[Blood Rose]

*Sigh* another one of these threads?

Someone find the OP a video of the real LRMpocalypse, circa summer 2013. When LRM's sought the centre torso directly and flew at warpspeed. When 100+ tubes per side was common. When AMS did **** all.

THAT should shut him up.
The LRM's we have now are an utter joke and not worthy of the name.

[MarineTech]

Wazzat?

This made it to K-Town?

You know what that means boys and girls.

[hybrid black]

Soy, on 12 June 2015 - 11:39 AM, said:

"oh what a big man you are..!

hey lemme buy you a pack of gum show ya how to chew it"

yeah you mad