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Jump Jet Fixes Inbound?

Started by orcrist86, Jun 25 2015 10:34 AM

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#1 orcrist86

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:34 AM

From Paul's twitter
... opens toolbox... grabs 40mm socket... approaches Class I jump jet...

https://twitter.com/...3953381376?s=09

#2 Alistair Winter

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:40 AM

My reaction when they're finally fixing jump jets...

... and Paul is going to normalize them.

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#3 JustEvil

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:45 AM

Paulconomy isn't good, so I'm not sure about Pauljets.

#4 Shadow Magnet

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:49 AM

The end is near!

If they only would be so honest and rename the in-game items to hoover jets...

#5 Kristov Kerensky

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:51 AM

View PostShadow Magnet, on 25 June 2015 - 10:49 AM, said:

The end is near!

If they only would be so honest and rename the in-game items to hoover jets...


Hoover jets? They either crossdress or produce energy, which is it?

*edit*

OR they vacuum the floor, almost forgot that Hoover!

Edited by Kristov Kerensky, 25 June 2015 - 10:51 AM.

#6 Gas Guzzler

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:52 AM

YES YES YES YES YES YES

Pure joy. That is what I feel right now.

#7 orcrist86

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 10:54 AM

For now I'll assume he uses comstar style guides and wrench = buff, and hammer =nerf. Assume. Ass.u.me.

#8 Juodas Varnas

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:06 AM

Oh god.
He's going to make them even worse!

Don't let Paul anywhere near Jump jets!

#9 Mechteric

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:19 AM

Only Class I jets?


Last I checked, all jets were stupid and floaty.

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:20 AM

Thinking on it, Hoover jets that suck you down to the ground might actually be the 'fix' Paul has in mind, he is, after all, the reason they work as they do now....

*sigh*

Edited by Kristov Kerensky, 25 June 2015 - 11:20 AM.

#11 stjobe

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:20 AM

View PostJuodas Varnas, on 25 June 2015 - 11:06 AM, said:

Oh god.
He's going to make them even worse!

Don't let Paul anywhere near Jump jets anything!

FTFY.

#12 Mechteric

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:22 AM

View PostKristov Kerensky, on 25 June 2015 - 11:20 AM, said:

Thinking on it, Hoover jets that suck you down to the ground might actually be the 'fix' Paul has in mind, he is, after all, the reason they work as they do now....

*sigh*


Not only to the ground, but through the ground! All hail the Mole Mechs!

#13 Ronan

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:22 AM

I kinda like his follow on tweet... 800m/s forward... lulz

#14 JustEvil

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:23 AM

View PostKristov Kerensky, on 25 June 2015 - 11:20 AM, said:

Thinking on it, Hoover jets that suck you down to the ground might actually be the 'fix' Paul has in mind, he is, after all, the reason they work as they do now....

*sigh*

Suck down you, your enemy, and everything else. Oh my, that's a black hole. Might be viable as a last resort tactic. :P

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:23 AM

So next patch will introduce Paul Jets ™?

#16 Mystere

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:29 AM

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:35 AM

nice

Edited by reign, 25 June 2015 - 11:38 AM.

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:36 AM

The summoner is so nice.. Hopefully this helps out some other less than desirable mechs.

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 12:46 PM

View PostKristov Kerensky, on 25 June 2015 - 10:51 AM, said:

Hoover jets? They either crossdress or produce energy, which is it?

*edit*

OR they vacuum the floor, almost forgot that Hoover!

What do vacuums do?

They suck.

Follow now? ;)

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 01:26 PM

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