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#1 Rinkata Prime

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 02:00 PM

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Even Banshee looks more like Awesome, and yes Banshee can show all its weapons.
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Awesome with Banshee style PPCs VS Nipplesome
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A true Awesome VS Awesome with Banshee style PPCs
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Awesome VS Nipplesome - PPCs position comparison (thanks to skorpionet)


AWS-11M? (O_O)
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Edited by Rinkata Kimiku, 08 July 2015 - 08:28 AM.


#2 Rinkata Prime

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 02:22 PM

NIPPLERIZE !!!

#3 TheMadTypist

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 02:39 PM

PPC nipples has been a running joke for months, "just wait till the awesome gets PPC nipples", a resigned expectation of the kind of quality you can expect from PGI's makeovers. And with everyone doubting them, saying they'd never get it right... PGI went ahead and met everyone's expectations of a minimally viable product, the "legomech" we'd been joking about for ages.

They do so well with the new 'mechs. Why do they keep failing the old ones?

#4 Mavairo

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 02:41 PM

View PostTheMadTypist, on 07 July 2015 - 02:39 PM, said:

PPC nipples has been a running joke for months, "just wait till the awesome gets PPC nipples", a resigned expectation of the kind of quality you can expect from PGI's makeovers. And with everyone doubting them, saying they'd never get it right... PGI went ahead and met everyone's expectations of a minimally viable product, the "legomech" we'd been joking about for ages.

They do so well with the new 'mechs. Why do they keep failing the old ones?


Because if they old ones look good. Thats less incentive to sell new shiny ones.

#5 oldradagast

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 02:41 PM

On the plus side, it seems that at least some of the missile launchers on the Awesome are now high-mounted, so the huge, cardboard box, sagging gut launchers may be a thing of the past. Oddly, though, it seems at least one variant (9M, I guess) has a launcher texture on the left arm shoulder armor plate... as in the missiles somehow fire out of the armor plate vs. being a box on the plate. I don't have that variant - just going from a screenshot in another thread - but it looks odd.

#6 Deathlike

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 02:47 PM

View PostTheMadTypist, on 07 July 2015 - 02:39 PM, said:

PPC nipples has been a running joke for months, "just wait till the awesome gets PPC nipples", a resigned expectation of the kind of quality you can expect from PGI's makeovers. And with everyone doubting them, saying they'd never get it right... PGI went ahead and met everyone's expectations of a minimally viable product, the "legomech" we'd been joking about for ages.

They do so well with the new 'mechs. Why do they keep failing the old ones?


That was a prediction that occurred long ago.

Now that we actually got to reap the benefits of the joke, it only continues to reinforce the predictable nature of those in charge.

It's always fascinating.

#7 MATRAKA14

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 02:57 PM

Well, even the parody has bigger ppcs ...

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#8 Rampancy

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 03:00 PM

Now take some screenshots from angle that aren't dead-on.

The Awesome's PPCs are fine, and the stacked torso hardpoints look really good from the sides.

#9 Mavairo

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:00 PM

View PostRinkata Kimiku, on 07 July 2015 - 02:00 PM, said:

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And this was done....


Because PGI.

#10 Rinkata Prime

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:01 PM

Even Banshee looks more like Awesome, and yes Banshee can show all its weapons.

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#11 oldradagast

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:07 PM

It gets worse...

Take any Awesome with 2 energy weapons in the torsos. See where they put the 2nd one? They LOWERED it?! Now, it hangs at the bottom of the torso, much like the Atlas's autocannon.

So, let's review:

Positives:
+ Got rid of the sagging gut, cardboard box missile launchers

Negatives;
- Assorted ugliness introduced via Lego-Mechs, including PPC nipples.
- Insane scattering of missile launchers all over the place. The entire right half of the 8V is now somehow a rocket launcher, the 9M's left arm is a crazy mix of launchers, including a split one and one that somehow fires missiles from the left shoulder armor plate.
- LOWERING of the mech's direct fire weapons... the one, flippin' easy thing they could have done to improve the mech's viability, and nooooo... they do the exact opposite. Come ON!

#12 Nightshade24

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:09 PM

View PostMATRAKA14, on 07 July 2015 - 02:57 PM, said:

Well, even the parody has bigger ppcs ...

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it's not bigger per se... it's just longer.

View PostRinkata Kimiku, on 07 July 2015 - 04:01 PM, said:

Even Banshee looks more like Awesome, and yes Banshee can show all its weapons.

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why didn't the awesome get banshee grade ppc's?...

View Postoldradagast, on 07 July 2015 - 04:07 PM, said:

Positives:
+ Got rid of the sagging gut, cardboard box missile launchers


To me this was the only negative the awesome had. I loved those missile boxes...

Edited by Nightshade24, 07 July 2015 - 04:19 PM.


#13 Tennex

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:09 PM

Nipples are pretty awesome tho. Just saying

#14 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:14 PM

View PostMATRAKA14, on 07 July 2015 - 02:57 PM, said:

Well, even the parody has bigger ppcs ...

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Hey, my awesome just got off of frozen city when I took that pic

#15 Rinkata Prime

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:14 PM

Awesome: [O -- O]
Nipplesome: [o -- o]

Edited by Rinkata Kimiku, 07 July 2015 - 04:16 PM.


#16 Eider

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:18 PM

They seem to be doing better now.. coincidence? i think not.

#17 Rinkata Prime

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:38 PM

and NIPPLERIZE again!!!

#18 Deathlike

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 05:14 PM

View PostEider, on 07 July 2015 - 04:18 PM, said:

They seem to be doing better now.. coincidence? i think not.


There is actual hitbox magic going on, if you weren't actually paying attention.

#19 kapusta11

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 07:35 PM

I hope PGI will never touch Banshee.

Edited by kapusta11, 07 July 2015 - 07:36 PM.


#20 His Holiness Pope Buster

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 07:41 PM

I read the word "nipple". I am in this thread!





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