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[Kalimaster]

You know you have a practical joker in your Mechbay when:

You open your cockpit and a rubber snake falls out.

Your Mech's cockpit is filled with shaving cream.

There is a target painted on the back of your Mech.

[GonaDie]

When somebody leaves a chocolate bar on your seat

When you find a new button which does nothing

When somebody farts in your cockpit just before your combat drop

[Juodas Varnas]

When all of your AC10 ammo is replaced with LBX10 ammo and you almost die because of it.
Ahh, good times.

[HumpingBunny]

When someone leaves two bunnies of the opposite sex on the seat after you just detailed your 'Mech.

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

You realize your mech is dragging something. You look down and realize someone chained a port a potty to your mechs leg.

Your lance mate has a giant: "I'm with stupid <------" tag proudly emblazoned on the front torso of their mech with the arrow pointing at you.

An overhead disco ball activates inside the cockpit everytime you engage night vision.

You notice the damage your mech sustained in previous fights was fixed using bondo and you are now piloting a bondo mobile.

You wake up one morning and realize someone painted your mech bright pink.

The back portion of your mechsuit and your command console both have complimenting patches of velcro on them.

You try to nuke some surats from orbit and all that happens is a firecracker goes off.

[SnagaDance]

When somebody places loads of useless monitors in your mech cockpit..........

[MarineTech]

SnagaDance, on 18 August 2015 - 11:02 AM, said:

When somebody places loads of useless monitors in your mech cockpit..........

[Lily from animove]

When you find a sign on your Energyboat: fresh wax, don't overheat.

[Dirk Le Daring]

SnagaDance, on 18 August 2015 - 11:02 AM, said:

When somebody places loads of useless monitors in your mech cockpit..........

Thread won.

[GonaDie]

When somebody replaces your cockpit controls with a keyboard and mouse.

[Lily from animove]

The only manual for your mauler will be a short clip:

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

Your warhorn sounds like this.

[Torezu]

Someone switches the wiring for the right and left arm and leg controls.

The LRMs fire SRMs that arc up a short distance and explode with firework rockets.

The Cool Shot button turns on the cockpit air conditioning.

[Davegt27]

Your radio does not xmit (so you are really only talking to yourself)

Oops they already do that lol

Your IFF always shows you with a red dorito so both sides fire at you

You are tier 5 but the other side is always tier 1

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

People shop' memes using your portrait and proliferate it all over the HPG network.

Edited by I Zeratul I, 20 August 2015 - 01:21 PM.