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#21 Xiphias

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 08:37 AM

Hmm, Jade Falcon might want to look into speeding up the timeline. Anyone up for a trial of absorption?

#22 MischiefSC

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 09:06 AM

View PostilKhan Judge Dreddrensky, on 25 August 2015 - 07:40 AM, said:

While i appricate your request for refusal (appearantly no trueborns seem to have enough courage), as an davion pilot you will not be eligible to request such a trial until you have become a bondsman to a Clan wolf with a tier 1 bloodname. If that happens please contact tasker for an appointed time and place. Ave mechwarrior.


Shenanigans!

Victor "Someone Carry Me" Steiner-Davion called the filthy Clanner out on their happy make-believe fun-time Trials of Pompous Self-importance several times.

I am Khan of Clan Mischief. My demand for a Trial can not be refused!

Seriously. I'll tell.

#23 Atlai

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 09:17 AM

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd...



This is now an Atlai thread.

#24 thinkn bout thos Beans mans game

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 09:26 AM

View PostMischiefSC, on 25 August 2015 - 09:06 AM, said:


Shenanigans!

Victor "Someone Carry Me" Steiner-Davion called the filthy Clanner out on their happy make-believe fun-time Trials of Pompous Self-importance several times.

I am Khan of Clan Mischief. My demand for a Trial can not be refused!

Seriously. I'll tell.


Please refere to the Micheal A. Stinkpole book "In Clanner Arms: Part 1 of a 3 part love story of a trueborn and his truerock" for a detailed listing of the necessary steps that must be taken before attemping a trial of refusal agaisnt a Khan level Wolf.

AROOOOOOOOO-AUUUGHHHHH A SPIDER - Three ron

#25 pbiggz

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 09:30 AM

I smash together rock. I demand rock smashing contest. Trial of rock.

Edited by pbiggz, 25 August 2015 - 09:30 AM.


#26 IlKhan Prepaid Kerensky

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 09:40 AM

The days of clan running dog are over.

We are Clan Wolf.

All hail the Il Kahn! May the strong stand tall with him and may the weak be put out to starve.

#27 Chef Kerensky

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 09:46 AM

View PostMason West, on 25 August 2015 - 09:17 AM, said:

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd...



This is now an Atlai thread.


Uhh, no, this thread is about Ilkhan Judge Dreddrensky. Please read the topic.

#28 Crockdaddy

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 09:47 AM

Hello from Kuritan space. Dear Coordinator has asked me to follow all NKVA threads. He is enjoying your vacation almost as much as you are.

#29 MischiefSC

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 10:04 AM

Don't quote St. Stackpole to me. I've got a Davion tag, according to Stackpole I'm going to win by deus ex machina no matter what you do.

Thong out and get your beef-flavored food-like product. Your Clan lacks the introspection, self awareness and overall seems of humor to be the leader of anything.

Don't be surprised when I show up with a hottie Kurita princess on my lap and have an absurdly Mary Sue Uber mensch from Liao actually fight for me, while I sip chilled sencerre and my glorious manly locks flutter in the breeze.

Cuz Davion, b**ch. Do you speak it.

#30 Chef Kerensky

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 10:36 AM

View PostCrockdaddy, on 25 August 2015 - 09:47 AM, said:

Hello from Kuritan space. Dear Coordinator has asked me to follow all NKVA threads. He is enjoying your vacation almost as much as you are.


Our cultural exchange program has proven very fruitful thus far despite several attempts to stifle the good word of Dear Coordinator by self-appointed "Volunteer ilKhans"

#31 Atlai

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 12:41 PM

View PostChef Kerensky, on 25 August 2015 - 09:46 AM, said:

Uhh, no, this thread is about Ilkhan Judge Dreddrensky. Please read the topic.

I can't read.

#32 Scoops Kerensky

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 01:04 PM

View PostMason West, on 25 August 2015 - 12:41 PM, said:

I can't read.

*sweats profusely*

Oh sorry, forgot we were all clanners here, ha ha ha. Is this better?

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#33 Crockdaddy

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 01:35 PM

View PostScoops Kerensky, on 25 August 2015 - 01:04 PM, said:

*sweats profusely*

Oh sorry, forgot we were all clanners here, ha ha ha. Is this better?

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Looks alot like ARK.

#34 Atlai

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 01:36 PM

View PostScoops Kerensky, on 25 August 2015 - 01:04 PM, said:

*sweats profusely*

Oh sorry, forgot we were all clanners here, ha ha ha. Is this better?

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Ah... Hmm... Yes... Oh I see...


So it seems the wolf's (wolves?) have a new Ilkahn, very good.

<o

#35 aniviron

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 01:45 PM

View PostilKhan Judge Dreddrensky, on 24 August 2015 - 08:35 PM, said:

Additionally, if you can not be bothered to like your own post, why should I, as IlKhan, be bothered to read it?


Truly, the wisdom of the khan of khans shines through.

#36 Chef Kerensky

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 01:52 PM

View PostMason West, on 25 August 2015 - 12:41 PM, said:

I can't read.


Me neither.

#37 Samurai Hanse Davion

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:16 PM

IlKhan Possess Wisdom Of Kerensky. Behold His Plan:

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#38 thinkn bout thos Beans mans game

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 03:00 PM

View PostSamurai Hanse Davion, on 25 August 2015 - 02:16 PM, said:

IlKhan Possess Wisdom Of Kerensky. Behold His Plan:

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For this is truth. Behold my best technicians hard at work using newly minted clan technology. Lets see your Inner Quirks top this:
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Edited by ilKhan Judge Dreddrensky, 25 August 2015 - 03:01 PM.


#39 Tasker

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 04:28 PM

View PostChef Kerensky, on 25 August 2015 - 01:52 PM, said:


Me neither.


#40 MischiefSC

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 04:39 PM

View PostSamurai Hanse Davion, on 25 August 2015 - 02:16 PM, said:

IlKhan Possess Wisdom Of Kerensky. Behold His Plan:

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Broken chain is broken.

Where do you stop for Roast Beef 'N Cheese Slider and Jamocha Shake?


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This is why the Clans will never beat Davion. Their kids menu is crap.

Ball pit.

Ice cream.

With sprinkles.

Is 1 more mech bay really worth giving that up?



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