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Slenderman Vs Me


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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 07:13 AM

The other day I was thinking, I am a heck of lot spookier than Slenderman. Why?

1. Slenderman has never fired LRM's at you.
2. Slenderman has never tired to sneak up on someone with duel gauss rifles.
3. Slenderman does not have the title Bad Company.
4. Slenderman has never done a Hat Trick.
5. Slenderman has never had to use ear plugs because he spooked a little kid so bad on Halloween that the little fella had to go into therapy.

Then there is the fact that I keep hearing this strange rumor that he isn't even real, and you all know that somewhere, sometime, I'm going to pop up and rain LRM's all over you.

#2 Lily from animove

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 07:47 AM

because of the No 1 and the last sentence, I vote for renaming the thread into Clown Vs Me.
brinig lrm's is as spooky as ronald mc donald.

#3 GonaDie

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Posted 14 September 2015 - 07:52 AM

HA! Your LRMs don't terrify me!





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