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[Szandor]

Burning BattleMechs
Twisted wreckage strewn across
Ghost Bear hunting grounds.

[Holy Franck]

spewing LRM
seeing death from my mad dog
killing with passion

[OneAndOnlyObsidian]

A full 3-man team
hides stupidly behind hills
they all die to LURMs

[Chronic Noobetism]

Tina requests poems

Why could I not post to her

Haiku thread before?

The noob dies quickly
Now he has more time to type
Cannot help team much

My first forum post
Fitting that I write this verse
On my first post here

Skill is slow to gain

Perseverance over time

Might make future threat

Need double heat sinks
Conversion costs much money
Team suffers 'til then

I die and write stuff
Team does not appreciate
My poetic verse

Edited by Chronic Noobetism, 17 September 2015 - 02:05 AM.

[Liquid Leopard]

Marauder finds me
f@pping to the beat of a
different drummer

Edited by Liquid Leopard, 16 September 2015 - 04:35 PM.

[Evil Ash]

"An Ode to a Freebirth scum."

By Star Colonel Nikolai Malthus.

Adam Steiner sucks

Clan Jade Falcon is cooler

Somerset is mine.

EDIT: I realized this is a battletech the animated series haiku and not an MWO one. Lets try this again.

"Party Boat Fever"

Weapons are Online

Medium Pulse Lasers Too

I Overheated

Edited by Evil Ash, 16 September 2015 - 04:50 PM.

[BitXer0]

Anticipation
Enemies Within My Sights
Fire MechWarrior

[Java Junkie]

The Last Omni-Mech!
Soon out of coolant flushes,
Explode into Ash.

Edited by Java Junkie, 16 September 2015 - 05:12 PM.

[Voodoomancer]

New Dragon purchased
No skills in tree are unlocked
This thing is SOOOO SLOOOOOW!

[shockdiode]

Light years from mechbay
Air freshener malfunction
No more burritos

Edited by shockdiode, 16 September 2015 - 05:41 PM.

[Voodoomancer]

Insane Jester smile
reflects huge engine, mad speed
and sweet laser death

[Voodoomancer]

Dragon-1N meets
Dire Wolf. Face-off! Who will win?
Dire Wolf stands no chance.

[Liquid Leopard]

shockdiode, on 16 September 2015 - 05:40 PM, said:

Light years from mechbay
Air freshener malfunction
No more burritos

Tears of laughter now
Seeing the fart joke haiku
I am a post hor

Edited by Liquid Leopard, 16 September 2015 - 05:48 PM.

[gangle]

CASE on cupholder
Dire Wolf with Autocannons
Bring on the recoil

[Liquid Leopard]

Someone else actually wrote this one, but didn't think it was worth posting.
I love it:

PGI's artwork

Harmony Gold can suck it

Marauder coming

Edited by Liquid Leopard, 16 September 2015 - 06:13 PM.

[gangle]

Viridian Bog
Sneaky flanking maneuver
TheB33f Bear-Drops me

https://youtu.be/RmveKR2vN4k

Edited by gangle, 16 September 2015 - 05:59 PM.

[Domenoth]

Meticulous flank
Corner up ahead. Surprise!
ECM Atlas

gangle, on 16 September 2015 - 05:58 PM, said:

Viridian Bog
Sneaky flanking maneuver
TheB33f Bear-Drops me

https://youtu.be/RmveKR2vN4k

I posted without reading any of the entries, I swear! I guess flanks gone wrong are just a thing in MWO?

Another because this is fun:

I have found, it seems
The fastest way to find games
is to click cancel

Kappa is secured.
Now moving on to Sigma.
Assault lance went Eps.

Edited by Domenoth, 16 September 2015 - 06:45 PM.

[Liquid Leopard]

I'm on a roll now
Haiku is too damn easy
I crack myself up

[Luscious Dan]

Hero Marauder,
now with max three hundred engine.
Well bargained and done.

[Macc_]

The many flashbacks

The Ravens, streaks, lag shield, squawks

The 3L menace

Edited by Macc 1666, 16 September 2015 - 07:11 PM.