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[Chef Kerensky]

Greetings and jubilation, ignoble peasants of the galaxy! And an extra-special greeting to the smelly dirt farmers of House Liao! NKVA thanks you for your measly gift, from you, to us, of the planet Sarna, which according to my exhaustive google research now officially makes NKVA the loremasters of the Battletech universe. I have spoken with the president of the planet and he said he even has a wiki!

Ha ha ha.

Rest assured this responsibility will not be taken lightly by myself or any of our history keepers, who at this very moment are engaged in fixing various idiosyncrasies and correcting misinformation prevalent in the game's universe up until this point. Khan Lincoln Osis? More like Khan Lincoln Assis. Ha ha ha. And what is this nonsense about Dear Coordinator dying? Says who? Certainly not the new Battletech authors! (that's us)(Ha ha ha.) Please look forward to the forthcoming release of the newest edition rulebooks, complete with rambling nasheeds penned by Samurai Hanse Davion himself in the margins and stellar fingerpainted cover art! Kentares IV was a lie. Oops. How did that get here? Ha ha ha.

Rest assured, the license is in very good hands. I mean, it certainly couldn't get any worse. Ha ha ha.


Stay tuned for further updates.

[Scoops Kerensky]

Jinjiro did nothing wrong.

Well ploid, fellas!!

[Star General Tso Kerensky]

GOT EEEEEEM

[Harvey Batchall Kerensky at Law]

This is all legal and binding, thanks you

[Tasker]

*points to planet Sarna*

You will never get this! You will never get this! Loremaster of the universe!

[Onionbird]

Dang, what an auspicious occasion. We invited 52 million of our closest Davion friends to the inauguration!

[Samurai Hanse Davion]

[Tunk45]

i learn new recipe from new liao dirt farmer family. get a box of 30 dirtboy country dirt patties. keep em frozen. when you're ready, place the frozen patties in the skillet. pretty tasty for dirt planet. ha ha ha.

[Mustafa Kemal Ataturk]

Harvey Batchall Kerensky at Law, on 15 September 2015 - 04:56 PM, said:

This is all legal and binding, thanks you

Harvey Batchall Kerensky at Law, on 15 September 2015 - 04:56 PM, said:

This is all legal and binding, thanks you

Thank you

[Richter Kerensky]

Extraction Flight arrived at Mother Base:
Dirt x 7500
Special Boy x 12

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

rename sarna to new harajuku

[MischiefSC]

Given that like 80% of Battletech lore is absolute terrible crap, good luck with that.

You're Clanners now. CLANNERS. Thus your shenanigans are only 60% as funny.

Also Clanners don't get chicken tendies and no passes to the ball pit.

So shameful. North Kurita Sellout Army. It's like Milli Vanilli all over again. The only question is which one of you runs off stage and which does the running man.

Props on taking Sarna though. Against Liao that is generally a lot of ghost drops.

Edited by MischiefSC, 15 September 2015 - 05:59 PM.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

we join underdog team becasue we tire of OP quirk mechs

[Chef Kerensky]

MischiefSC, on 15 September 2015 - 05:55 PM, said:

Given that like 80% of Battletech lore is absolute terrible crap, good luck with that.

You're Clanners now. CLANNERS. Thus your shenanigans are only 60% as funny.

Also Clanners don't get chicken tendies and no passes to the ball pit.

So shameful. North Kurita Sellout Army. It's like Milli Vanilli all over again. The only question is which one of you runs off stage and which does the running man.

Props on taking Sarna though. Against Liao that is generally a lot of ghost drops.

??? We are house Kurita??

[Coordinator Toxic Kerensky]

MechaNagato, on 15 September 2015 - 06:00 PM, said:

we join underdog team becasue we tire of OP quirk mechs

Yeah MischiefSC. We saw what was on the PTS and knew IS was about to become even more OP. As LRMs are already a weapon for the truly skilled (us), underpinning all of our tactics and landslide victories, we need no overpowered ｉｎｆｏｒｍａｔｉｏｎ　ｗａｒｆａｒｅ　ｑｕｉｒｋｓ to give us a handicap.

Edited by Coordinator Aigis Kurita, 15 September 2015 - 06:16 PM.

[MischiefSC]

Coordinator Aigis Kurita, on 15 September 2015 - 06:11 PM, said:

Yeah MischiefSC. We saw what was on the PTS and knew IS was about to become even more OP. As LRMs are already a weapon for the truly skilled (us), underpinning all of our tactics and landslide victories, we need no overpowered ｉｎｆｏｒｍａｔｉｏｎ　ｗａｒｆａｒｅ　ｑｕｉｒｋｓ to give us a handicap.

I am not oblivious to your use of irony.

PTS is broken but PGI knows that and Russ has said that until weapon balance is done none of it's going live.

Besides. Doesn't matter. There is no good excuse for going Clanner. Forum warriors don't let forum warriors go Clanner. Self respect is worth more than a mech bay. Maybe even a mech bay AND a cockpit decoration. Admittedly North Kurita is generally called 'Clan Smoke Jaguar' after the first week of any CW reset but still.

Et tu, Scoopsae? Yes, Clans make way more money in CW. You guys were one of the last groups (aside from 228) to regularly still play and still stay on the IS side of the line. It is, I admit, a bit disheartening to see so many groups finally give up and move to the easy money.

You guys made trashtalk in CW hipster style popular, and then in hipster fashion sold out for the pretend space-ducats. It's bad enough that CW still has the same fundamental design flaws for the last year, do you have to highlight them?

[Samurai Hanse Davion]

yes

[Livewyr]

It's like the Onion.. only a waste of bandwidth.

[YaKillinMeSmalls]

Die, clanner.

[MischiefSC]

YaKillinMeSmalls, on 15 September 2015 - 09:24 PM, said:

Die, clanner.

All that needs to be said.