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[Richter Kerensky]

After spending months in Clan space due to receiving faulty nav computers from unreliable vendors who are now smoking holes in the ground, the North Kuritan Volunteer Army has finally returned to its rightful home on Luthien. It's time to celebrate with our traditional meal of sake and ramen, cooked fresh on the top of a burning pile of Kentares IV traitors and enemy combatants who happened to spontaneously combust for no reason when we landed and you can't prove anything. Ha ha ha ha. Everyone knows that's the way to bring out the real flavor in the beef bowls. Everyone pile in the car boys, we're going to Ken's!

*drives five miles on the freeway*

Why is everyone driving on the right side of the road instead of the left? Why are all these cars so big and why are all the signs in English? Wait, did we miss the exit? Check your GPS man.

*passes giant billboard for Arby's*

Uh oh.

...Maybe we'll requisition some chicken tendies while we figure this one out.

Edited by Richter Kerensky, 24 September 2015 - 01:34 AM.

[Sputty]

[Richter Kerensky]

The biggest problem with this detour is that we still haven't been able to inform Dear Coordinator that we now count among us the rightful ilKhan of Clan Wolf.

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

After being trapped within the confines of Totally Bad and Definitely Not Good clan mechs such as the Timby Wolf, Storm Cow and Arctic Cheater, It is a relief to be one with my Battlemaster 85 Ton Superior Assault Mech once again.

[Richter Kerensky]

It was a real challenge to use neglected and underpowered Clan technology in order to instantly kill overquirked overpowered Inner Sphere Purple Dodos and Dirt Farmers by shearing off their enormous XL side torsos from 600 meters away.

[Richter Kerensky]

I find out Davion training program of putting new pilot in mech and having decorated veteran explain basic systems and movement to them and challenge them to reach smoke markers. No wonder Davion soft, not use Kurita method of beating peasant over head and strap inside Firestarter cockpit for them to awaken on battlefield.

Edited by Richter Kerensky, 24 September 2015 - 01:58 AM.

[thinkn bout thos Beans mans game]

*Wakes up groggily*

*Moves to mirror, sees funny pope like hat made out of old SPACE BEER cases on my head with " I am the Real IlKhan" written in permanent marker*

"Boy, that was a crazy Month. Note to self, never drink that much again. Blergh, if those Clan Wolfers have taught me anything, its that like all things in life, everything is better with Moderation"

[B0oN]

So, NKVA found their way back home ... or nearly

Eh, happens, even to the best group of serious-fun-injectors that there are in MW:O .

Lads, but one thing you should have learned as Kuritans already ... you gotta drink more to be a true samurai/wolf .
No wonder one of you woke up groggy with a hang-over as big as Jupiter, some beer-can crown and the one or the other really nasty space-sickness, so in all friendship : guys, get to a trusted medic/doctor, you might wanna know what you imported into the IS after your little "detour" ^^

[Deathlike]

I think there was an error.

You know how driving in space requires 3 dimensions?

There's a reason whY eX-Clanners should not be snooZing at the wheel of the dropship.

Even Dear Coordinator demands you to not text while driving. Shameful.

[ice trey]

Ok Cool. Give us a general idea when you guys'll be scheduling drops and I may have a reason to fire up MWO again when CW gets a little momentum again.

Edited by ice trey, 24 September 2015 - 05:33 AM.

[Sputty]

I can finally wear a dress again now that I'm out of clanner space.

[pbiggz]

AMURICAAH

DAAVIONNNNNNNNNNNN

[Chef Kerensky]

[Putting on cowboy hat] A man's gotta eat, Julian.

[MischiefSC]

Welcome back! Coupons and passes to the ball pit have been requisitioned. Kurita space has been officially declared No Fun Zone.

Davion TS is obligatory for CW. Come play, we'll all rp being sociopathic fascist slavers for a bit so your change from Clans won't be as traumatic, err, quiafu? Quibble? Whatever that goofy script kiddie slang those kids use when they want to look cool.

Then in proper Davion fashion we'll invade Liao space, stomp around laughing and throwing trash at the poor people before we go home for port and cigars.

[Chef Kerensky]

MischiefSC, on 24 September 2015 - 12:32 PM, said:

Welcome back! Coupons and passes to the ball pit have been requisitioned. Kurita space has been officially declared No Fun Zone.

Davion TS is obligatory for CW. Come play, we'll all rp being sociopathic fascist slavers for a bit so your change from Clans won't be as traumatic, err, quiafu? Quibble? Whatever that goofy script kiddie slang those kids use when they want to look cool.

Then in proper Davion fashion we'll invade Liao space, stomp around laughing and throwing trash at the poor people before we go home for port and cigars.

...I do love throwing trash at poor people.

[MischiefSC]

Chef Kerensky, on 24 September 2015 - 01:48 PM, said:

...I do love throwing trash at poor people.

You don't think Davion invaded Liao for the scenery do you? All 6 cbills a year in tax revenue the Capellan March generates?

Cheap labor to make your cardigans and spats too.

All the best stuff is in Davion. Why would anyone want to leave?

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

MischiefSC, on 24 September 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

You don't think Davion invaded Liao for the scenery do you? All 6 cbills a year in tax revenue the Capellan March generates?

Cheap labor to make your cardigans and spats too.

All the best stuff is in Davion. Why would anyone want to leave?

if they want to be forum babysat

[MischiefSC]

Have you tried pretending you're actually your character and RPing to an awkward degree, taking the game and yourself way too seriously to and then reporting everyone who threatens your self delusions?

If you guys spent enough on the game you can have a lot of success with that so I've heard. Creepy may fail irl but it's the secret sauce of success on game forums.

Edited by MischiefSC, 27 September 2015 - 03:52 PM.

[stevemac]

Richter Kerensky, on 24 September 2015 - 01:32 AM, said:

After spending months in Clan space due to receiving faulty nav computers from unreliable vendors

Thats what happens when you shop the Liao home shopping network

[Depressing-Fire]

Chef Kerensky, on 24 September 2015 - 09:12 AM, said:

[Putting on cowboy hat] A man's gotta eat, Julian.

Still $10 or 4 dairy queen coupons for a date there smokey?