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[El Bandito]

So here I was, enjoying the last day of the weekend while avoiding house chores--cause I wanted to finish the Assault class 1 million C-Bill rewards, when suddenly all hell went loose. The darn map keeps showing up, consumables firing itself, and HUD went away. I don't even know where the HUD key is to make it appear again!

Naturally I suspected hacks, so promptly after dying I unplugged my net cable, restarted my computer with new IP address, but the unseen ******* was still messing with my computer. After five minutes of cursing, I heard wife laughing her ass off from the next room. The vivacious vixen had played tricks on me using a wireless keyboard!

I guess the moral of the story is that one should do the chores if the wife demands it. But not before many minutes of intense revenge tickles.

[KharnZor]

lmao

[Mcgral18]

She knows of the mystical rShift+F11 combo?


I think someone set you up.

[El Bandito]

Mcgral18, on 27 September 2015 - 09:00 PM, said:

She knows of the mystical rShift+F11 combo?

I think someone set you up.

I'm gonna call my best friend and have a little chat with the bugger. He plays MWO too, and he might have a hand in this.

Edited by El Bandito, 27 September 2015 - 09:08 PM.

[Zordicron]

I approve of this level of trolling.

[Scar Glamour]

You should school your wife properly, mate.

[Prc]

hahaha that's funny

[TLBFestus]

My wife needs no keyboard.

She simply walks in the room and starts talking, sometimes she doesn't even need to talk, and my game nose dives. The force is strong in her.

[DaZur]

Both I and my son have a tendency to block out my wife/his mom when we're engrossed in our play...

Her way around this is to walk up and randomly push buttons on the mouse and keyboard (while we frantically attempt to thwart her malicious intent).

It's awfully hard to explain to your teammate whom you just alpha in the back that it was your irritated wife who did it and not you...

Edited by DaZur, 27 September 2015 - 09:45 PM.

[TheSteelRhino]

That, is awesome.

[KharnZor]

VorpalAnvil, on 27 September 2015 - 10:16 PM, said:

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........just no

Edited by Scout Derek, 28 September 2015 - 07:07 AM.
Redacted unconstructive comment

[-Vompo-]

Forever alone but at least I don't get trolled by a wife or a gf.

[Kiiyor]

El Bandito, on 27 September 2015 - 08:56 PM, said:

The vivacious vixen had played tricks on me

[Troutmonkey]

Kiiyor, on 27 September 2015 - 10:33 PM, said:

If you pause the gif at the right time you can see the word gullible written on the ceiling

[Kiiyor]

Troutmonkey, on 27 September 2015 - 10:48 PM, said:

If you pause the gif at the right time you can see the word gullible written on the ceiling

[Sarlic]

That's a keeper!

(Or better said: She is a keeper)

Edited by Sarlic, 28 September 2015 - 12:01 AM.

[Joseph Mallan]

El Bandito, on 27 September 2015 - 08:56 PM, said:

I guess the moral of the story is that one should do the chores if the wife demands it. But not before many minutes of intense revenge tickles.

This is the moral to all stories that involve a wife El!

[El Bandito]

Joseph Mallan, on 28 September 2015 - 01:22 AM, said:

This is the moral to all stories that involve a wife El!

Yeah, resistance is indeed futile.

[Boulangerie]

My 2 year old can do things to computers with keyboard shortcuts which I had no idea was even possible.

[Juodas Varnas]

El Bandito, on 28 September 2015 - 03:28 AM, said:

Yeah, resistance is indeed futile.