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[Joseph Mallan]

Juodas Varnas, on 28 September 2015 - 04:44 AM, said:

[Sarlic]

I got no girlfriend, wife or children.

I guess i am the underhive of these tiers?

[Tiger Dad]

@El Bandito, I was laughing my butt off... Props to your wife. Props to you for taking it in such stride. And coincidentally, gonna turn off blue tooth on my computer now.... And NOT tell my wife about this.
@TLBFestus, ditto.

[El Bandito]

Tiger Dad, on 28 September 2015 - 06:28 AM, said:

@El Bandito, I was laughing my butt off... Props to your wife. Props to you for taking it in such stride. And coincidentally, gonna turn off blue tooth on my computer now.... And NOT tell my wife about this.

Well, it was either take her joke like a man and make her happy, or argue with her about it, and get into a lose-lose position. But I am going to check for hidden USBs for some time before I start my matches.

[Deathlike]

El Bandito, on 27 September 2015 - 08:56 PM, said:

So here I was, enjoying the last day of the weekend while avoiding house chores--cause I wanted to finish the Assault class 1 million C-Bill rewards, when suddenly all hell went loose. The darn map keeps showing up, consumables firing itself, and HUD went away. I don't even know where the HUD key is to make it appear again!

Naturally I suspected hacks, so promptly after dying I unplugged my net cable, restarted my computer with new IP address, but the unseen ******* was still messing with my computer. After five minutes of cursing, I heard wife laughing her ass off from the next room. The vivacious vixen had played tricks on me using a wireless keyboard!

I guess the moral of the story is that one should do the chores if the wife demands it. But not before many minutes of intense revenge tickles.

Wife OP, please nerf... with sugar and spice, and everything nice.

[Khorender]

Thought all this was funny until I noticed the wife reading over my shoulder..