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Balance The Players Not The Game.
Started by sycocys, Oct 21 2015 07:18 AM
6 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 21 October 2015 - 07:18 AM
Starting with the forums -
Post in memes: -150% damage
Ragequit post (but you don't actually quit): All owned mechs converted into MG dumpsters.
-10% damage per person that has you on their ignore list - healer role created!
Don't post your tier - no radar
In-game -
Tier modifiers are cumulitive -
Tier 1: Guass rifles have a 30 second cool down
Tier 2: Lasers produce +300% heat
Tier 3: LRMs have -90% range (but still have the same min range)
Tier 4: Max speed of 54kph - stop running away from your assaults!
Tier 5: A buff! Flamers do 1000% damage
Voip off - no info sharing from your team
Voip on - you aren't going to pay attention anyhow
All chat on - GGClose
All chat off - did we just have a match?
Not in a group - title unlocked - Rambo and W/L is now determined at random
In a group - title unlocked - Cheater - prepare to be nerfed
If your mech build is listed on metamech - movement controls are reversed and mapping is randomized every match
Bought a Gold Mech? Omnipods swap randomly on all clan mechs right before you drop.
Bought a hero? Well you already got screwed, gg.
Bought nothing? Limited to Flamers and MGs until you buy something.
--
May as well have a laugh, the rage posts over tonnage limits will carry on for another 2 weeks at least.
Post in memes: -150% damage
Ragequit post (but you don't actually quit): All owned mechs converted into MG dumpsters.
-10% damage per person that has you on their ignore list - healer role created!
Don't post your tier - no radar
In-game -
Tier modifiers are cumulitive -
Tier 1: Guass rifles have a 30 second cool down
Tier 2: Lasers produce +300% heat
Tier 3: LRMs have -90% range (but still have the same min range)
Tier 4: Max speed of 54kph - stop running away from your assaults!
Tier 5: A buff! Flamers do 1000% damage
Voip off - no info sharing from your team
Voip on - you aren't going to pay attention anyhow
All chat on - GGClose
All chat off - did we just have a match?
Not in a group - title unlocked - Rambo and W/L is now determined at random
In a group - title unlocked - Cheater - prepare to be nerfed
If your mech build is listed on metamech - movement controls are reversed and mapping is randomized every match
Bought a Gold Mech? Omnipods swap randomly on all clan mechs right before you drop.
Bought a hero? Well you already got screwed, gg.
Bought nothing? Limited to Flamers and MGs until you buy something.
--
May as well have a laugh, the rage posts over tonnage limits will carry on for another 2 weeks at least.
#2
Posted 21 October 2015 - 07:25 AM
sycocys, on 21 October 2015 - 07:18 AM, said:
Starting with the forums -
[...]
Bought a Gold Mech? Omnipods swap randomly on all clan mechs right before you drop.
Bought a hero? Well you already got screwed, gg.
Bought nothing? Limited to Flamers and MGs until you buy something.
--
May as well have a laugh, the rage posts over tonnage limits will carry on for another 2 weeks at least.
[...]
Bought a Gold Mech? Omnipods swap randomly on all clan mechs right before you drop.
Bought a hero? Well you already got screwed, gg.
Bought nothing? Limited to Flamers and MGs until you buy something.
--
May as well have a laugh, the rage posts over tonnage limits will carry on for another 2 weeks at least.
Use moron phrasing like circuitously splitting a statement into a rhetorical question and an answer? Temp-ban from forums for 1 week.
(and yes, that self-ironically applies to this post as well. But worth it.)
Edited by Paigan, 21 October 2015 - 07:28 AM.
#3
Posted 21 October 2015 - 07:26 AM
That doesn't balance out in the game.... lol
Edited by sycocys, 21 October 2015 - 07:28 AM.
#4
Posted 21 October 2015 - 07:44 AM
Just wait until a 2 x 6 get a "sync drop" just right and bring 750t vs a mixed 12 Pug who are maxed out @ 640t. Doh!
Not many will be laughing, sadly but many players will end up with Mechs converted into MG dumpsters. LOL!
Not many will be laughing, sadly but many players will end up with Mechs converted into MG dumpsters. LOL!
#6
Posted 21 October 2015 - 08:27 AM
http://www.heavygear.com/store
At least I am glad they did not make you buy weapons with real money like Heavy Gear is doing. GOOD God! Light Autocannon .95 cents. Not sure if you can still get them for TEC game currency.
Edited by SaltBeef, 21 October 2015 - 08:33 AM.
#7
Posted 21 October 2015 - 09:31 AM
Fierostetz, on 21 October 2015 - 08:13 AM, said:
Wait, so you're hostile towards people that fund the game that you play?
I've spent more than my own fair share - though admittedly I wouldn't get the gold mech buff.
SaltBeef, on 21 October 2015 - 08:27 AM, said:
http://www.heavygear.com/store
At least I am glad they did not make you buy weapons with real money like Heavy Gear is doing. GOOD God! Light Autocannon .95 cents. Not sure if you can still get them for TEC game currency.
At least I am glad they did not make you buy weapons with real money like Heavy Gear is doing. GOOD God! Light Autocannon .95 cents. Not sure if you can still get them for TEC game currency.
Haven't been keeping up on that game too much, last time I looked it was still in alpha with limited server time. I bet Russ likes the idea of MC for weapons though!
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