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[Down and Dirty]

OK because I'm that kind of dork, and a huge fan of Weird Al Yankovich, and I kept hearing "Fight Song" by Rachel Platten on the radio, I made my own lyrics for it. Enjoy!

Mech Song

Like a light mech in the open
With its big legs in commotion
Like how an SRM can break armor open
I might only have one mech - but I can make an explosion!

And all those mechs in scanner range
Lock LRM's and bring the rain!
I will spot and I will snipe:
Can you hear us, boys? That's right!

This is my mech song!
My walking death song!
Your ass is next sooooooong!
My laser's turned on!
Eat lead you mor-on!
I'll take you all on!
And I don't really care if you think you're eliiiiiiiite:
Cuz' I've still got a goddamned PPC!

We're losing mechs and I'm chasing creeps
Everybody's fallin' back, retreat
In too deep - flank back to C3...
A laser sears, my armor's gone,
There's a fire burning in my chrome
I bob and weave, yeah I bob and weave

And all those mechs in scanner range
Lock LRM's and bring the rain!
I will spot and I will snipe:
Can you hear us, boys? That's right!

This is my mech song!
My walking death song!
Your ass is next sooooooong!
My laser's turned on!
Eat lead you mor-on!
I'll take you all on!
And I don't really care if you think you're eliiiiiiiite:
Cuz' I've still got a goddamned PPC!
A goddamned PPC...!

Like a light mech in the open
With its big legs in commotion
Like how an SRM can break armor open
I might only have one mech - but I can make an explosion!

This is my mech song!
My walking death song!
Your ass is next sooooooong!
My laser's turned on!
Eat lead you mor-on!
I'll take you all on!
And I don't really care if you think you're eliiiiiiiite:
Cuz' I've still got a goddamned PPC!
Now I've still got a goddamned PPC...