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[Private Backside]

Hello there, fellow Mechwarriors!

What you see under that ^^ rather non-descript forum name is actually a long standing member of the community, venerable veteran warrior MonkeyAss.
Since i registered in 2012, countless SRMs was flinged at my adversaries, various planets is literally covered by wrecks of my enemies mechs (ocassionaly friends too, have to admit), all wubbed lazers put together can form about a 1 Petawatt beam.
Not to mention words of wisdom i shared in chat with respectful audience.

So imagine my surprise when today i woke up a totally different person. Who am i? What am i doing on that tree? Why is there garlands of ears on a strings hung everywhere around me?

To sum it up, what the turtle dong happened? Name got censored or what?

I don't want to be that silly MECHWARRIOR254286. I am MonkeyAss, a man that once beat five enemies while piloting one legged Comando (true story).

Now i'm going to stare at rain through the glass window (dramatic blues in the background).

Sincerelly yours (not really, just figure of speech)
MonkeyAss. Or MECHWARRIOR254286. Or whatever i wake up tomorrow.

upd:
disregard, someone reported my name, that's all. as a non-native english speaker i didn't know that someone may find "ass" or "monkey" offensive.
all in all this topic is not actual anymore.

Edited by Mechwarrior254286, 29 October 2015 - 07:43 PM.

[GonaDie]

R.I.P

Ass nicknames.

[Tank]

Huh... And there I was thinking that this story was about him waking up Lio.

P.S. I guess all all ass is grass now..
*me and my stupid puns..*

[800]

My condolences, had my name banned recently in World of Tanks, i was named "kkk". Ain't sure how was that offensive, had the name for 3 years and nobody complained bout it, its not an acronym, not capitol letters, jsut 3 identical letters ffs... but yeah guess developers aint want any issues.