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[Voodoo 6]

Coffee + Desk job + (30/60/120)

Over the ratio of blood one has in their body / amount of adrenaline in your system from almost whizzing yourself with excitement(squared) x forum posts you've made x the hours you have stayed on these forums waiting.

= J

J represents your MWO Factor.

J(# days how old your account is + hours you've lost sleeping + dreams you've had of M.W.) = W T F

W T F x .1 = The percentage probability you will kill yourself if you don't get a beta key tomorrow.

Edited by Voodoo 6, 09 July 2012 - 10:10 AM.

[Sidra]

Good thing I learned patience from D3 and it's "beta" invites and such XD Seriously though just have soem patience, we will get our mechs soon...TM

[Abagnatius]

Oh my...

Time to scribble down my will.

[AkuPyro]

So what you are telling me is the square root of Pie does not equal Cake?!

[Sidra]

AkuPyro, on 09 July 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

So what you are telling me is the square root of Pie does not equal Cake?!

The cake therefor is a lie

[Atlai]

2=2....................i win.

[Insidious Johnson]

This equation views the glass as half empty. You didn't factor in A (anticipation) / F(Founder's In Date) -( J x .1) > (J X .1). This assumes an even distribution of anticipation and does not account for news spikes. While the short term spike skews the numbers, in the long term anticipation will even out when hindsight(H) is applied. So, H = A / F - (J X .1). It only gets better as we get closer to playing, not worse.

[Chillybill]

Sidra, on 09 July 2012 - 10:24 AM, said:

The cake therefor is a lie

no thats wrong! The truth is the cake "is" a lier

[Astaroth]

You're killing me, Smalls.

[Voodoo 6]

Insidious Johnson, on 09 July 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

This equation views the glass as half empty. You didn't factor in A (anticipation) / F(Founder's In Date) -( J x .1) > (J X .1). This assumes an even distribution of anticipation and does not account for news spikes. While the short term spike skews the numbers, in the long term anticipation will even out when hindsight(H) is applied. So, H = A / F - (J X .1). It only gets better as we get closer to playing, not worse.

True, but more intense, like getting to that point with a woman way too fast and needing to try and relax before you pop, you know?

[Rychard Starheart]

*divides by zero*

[Voodoo 6]

I'm dead...