14 replies to this topic

[Heffay]

So many of you will be heading to the Great White North in the very near future, possibly for the first time. Most likely for the first time. Fortunately, some nice Canadians (that's really redundant, since all Canadians are nice) make a handy documentary for you to understand the way of the Beaver. Be sure to review these handy videos before interacting with the natives, as there are certain protocols that should be followed when dealing with strangers in a strange land.

http://www.imdb.com/...8/?ref_=nv_sr_1



It's available on Netflix, so you can watch it from the safety of your hotel room before venturing out. Watch out for moose, and enjoy the launch party!

[Johny Rocket]

Its a horrible country, don't go. For real they are so damn nice its sickening. Freakin Canuckastanis and their gravy on fries, I gain 10lbs every time Im dragged up there.

[Wingbreaker]

I HEARD VANCOUVER IS A ****-TIER TOWN TO DEVELOP IN. I MEAN WHO REALLY EVEN GOES THERE?

TIER 5 TOWN, BRUH, GET A REAL CBD. WHAT EVEN IS THAT WANNABE TRAM SYSTEM? SKYTRAIN? GIT GUD, SCRUB. GOTTA HAVE DAT STREETCAR FOR MAD REPS.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE AREA WITH GAS LAMPS? WOW. WHAT A TERRIBAD URBAN PLANNING COMMITTEE.

Edited by Wingbreaker, 10 December 2015 - 05:10 PM.

[Smoked Brisket]

I'd like to apologize on behalf of all my fellow Canadians for being too nice...I'm sure we can do better if you just get to know us. Just a heads up for any noobs to the Canadian landscape though, mind the polar bears and the moose. They are a rampant plague on major centers like Vancouver and Toronto. And if you ever get to Quebec...don't slip on the poutine!

Edited by Tadmium, 10 December 2015 - 05:37 PM.

[Wildstreak]

I will mostly agree that a number of Canadiens are ok but like any country they have a share of jack***es, I met 3 from Winnipeg once years ago, the things they said and were serious about....

[Ted Wayz]

Can't tell what this thread is aboot.

Have a nice day, eh!

[MoonUnitBeta]

TIM HORTONS

TIM HORTONS

[Gas Guzzler]

Think I should be able to handle it. Its not rocket appliances.

[Lyoto Machida]

Gas Guzzler, on 10 December 2015 - 06:01 PM, said:

Think I should be able to handle it. Its not rocket appliances.

At least it won't be like the other launch party, with a meaningless CW PowerPoint presentation...if you see Paul, hassle him about ghost heat.

[nehebkau]

Tractor Joe, on 10 December 2015 - 05:03 PM, said:

Its a horrible country, don't go. For real they are so damn nice its sickening. Freakin Canuckastanis and their gravy on fries, I gain 10lbs every time Im dragged up there.

Let me the first to apologize on behalf of Canada. We will be happy to make you fries without gravy.

Wildstreak, on 10 December 2015 - 05:40 PM, said:

I will mostly agree that a number of Canadiens are ok but like any country they have a share of jack***es, I met 3 from Winnipeg once years ago, the things they said and were serious about....

People from Winnipeg (Known as Winterpeg) often suffer from issues associated with the horrible stretch of cold in the winter that keeps them igloo bound and the relentless mosquito clouds in the summer that keep them cabin-bound. Let me be the first to apologize on behalf of Canada. We suggest that the next time you are so confronted by someone from Winnipeg simply say the phrase "Does that look like a cloud of mosquitoes" and they will quickly leave the area.

Wingbreaker, on 10 December 2015 - 05:08 PM, said:

I HEARD VANCOUVER IS A ****-TIER TOWN TO DEVELOP IN. I MEAN WHO REALLY EVEN GOES THERE?

TIER 5 TOWN, BRUH, GET A REAL CBD. WHAT EVEN IS THAT WANNABE TRAM SYSTEM? SKYTRAIN? GIT GUD, SCRUB. GOTTA HAVE DAT STREETCAR FOR MAD REPS.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE AREA WITH GAS LAMPS? WOW. WHAT A TERRIBAD URBAN PLANNING COMMITTEE.

Canada does apologize for the obvious short comings that you have mentioned. If you would tell us of your next visit we will endeavour to remedy those issues before you arrive.

Edited by nehebkau, 10 December 2015 - 06:58 PM.

[Sylonce]

MoonUnitBeta, on 10 December 2015 - 05:54 PM, said:

TIM HORTONS

TIM HORTONS

It's true... we like cheap coffee for some reason

[Mystere]

Tractor Joe, on 10 December 2015 - 05:03 PM, said:

Its a horrible country, don't go. For real they are so damn nice its sickening. Freakin Canuckastanis and their gravy on fries, I gain 10lbs every time Im dragged up there.

nehebkau, on 10 December 2015 - 06:51 PM, said:

Let me the first to apologize on behalf of Canada. We will be happy to make you fries without gravy.

Blasphemy! I want my fries with gravy and ... grilled spicy merguez sausages.

Edited by Mystere, 10 December 2015 - 07:07 PM.

[FupDup]

Eh?

[Kira Onime]

Don't forget maple syrup flavored everythang














..... eh

Edited by Kira Onime, 10 December 2015 - 07:15 PM.

[TLBFestus]

Heffay, are you going, and if you are please don't wear those jeans with the worn knees. Try to dress up a bit.