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[Kalimaster]

Greetings, Salutations, and Targetizations

I AM KALIMASTER

I would like to welcome you to MWO. It is an honor to have you join us. I have only this advice for you as you join our ranks.
Be Patient. This is not an easy game to learn as you come up against veteran players. Take a moment a play the tutorial as well as playing for a short while on a Training Map. Good Luck.

Edited by Kalimaster, 08 December 2015 - 09:00 AM.

[Rushin Roulette]

Marack Drock, on 08 December 2015 - 09:41 AM, said:

First rule of this game.

if you see Kalimaster... shoot him. Even if he's on your team he is always the enemy

Whut? And here I thought the rules were;

1st RULE: You do not talk about Kalimaster.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Kalimaster.
3rd RULE: If Kalimaster says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the fight carries on until he cant tap any more.
4th RULE: Only two teams to a fight.
5th RULE: One match at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, just FF and ES.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to or until the timer runs out.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at MWO, you WILL be clubbed.

Edited by Rushin Roulette, 08 December 2015 - 09:48 AM.

[Kalimaster]

I do believe that you guys enjoy tormenting me, and turning my posts on their head.

P.S. Just remember Marack Drock, I won't hesitate to fire LRM's at you if I see your Mechs if they are fitted with Red letters. Consider my opening salvo my "Hello".

[Kalimaster]

lol

We shall see....