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[Potato Farmer]

Unit Name: JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Tag: CENA
Current member count: 1

Status: RECRUITING

Why we want you:
You have a problem with authority and are not afraid to rise above.
You return **** with bigger, better, and stronger ****.
You have no problems with telling people off by saying "YOU CAN'T SEEEEE MEEEEE!"

Who should apply:
No one, and I mean NO BLOODY ONE who uses LRMs.
No one who is OK with losing.
No one who needs hand holding (ARE YOU FIVE?).

When should you apply:
RIGHT THE F*** NOW

Where should you apply:
RIGHT THE F*** HERE

What should you bring:
It.
BRING IT



Disclaimer: This is an actual unit (despite being a joke unit). Now if you're really keen just add me in game and I'll maybe think about letting you in you silly scrub.

NOW GIVE ME F***ING TWENTY!