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#1 Ted Wayz

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 05:52 AM

Has anyone come up with a MWO drinking game? Thought of one the other night. If the map you are playing shows up in the mode montage you have to take a drink. For instance the skirmish montage shows mining collective, terra therma and forest colony. So if you have mining collective/skirmish you would have to drink.

Any others out there? Hopefully better.

#2 Clownwarlord

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 05:59 AM

Anytime you see a disconnect on either team you take a drink.

If playing CW and you see a 12 man while pugging it then take a drink ... actually down the bottle because it going to be rough.

Anytime you see a gold mech take a drink.

#3 TheCharlatan

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 05:59 AM

As a Forumwarrior, you have to drink any time someone asks for a new mech.
You can get drunk just by looking at the thread's titles in General Discussion most of the time.

Edited by TheCharlatan, 28 December 2015 - 06:00 AM.


#4 FlipOver

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 06:13 AM

Every time you miss a shot, you drink up.

I don't know about you, but I'm betting we'd see much more competitive matches even in PUGs :P

#5 Digital Pseudonym

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 06:29 AM

Isn't there enough reasons to drink . . .

#6 Sadist Cain

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 06:33 AM

Everytime you change target you gotta take a drink.

How's that focus fire now?

#7 DaZur

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 06:44 AM

Heh...

I thought playing MWO was the drinking game?

#8 Ted Wayz

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 07:21 AM

View Postclownwarlord, on 28 December 2015 - 05:59 AM, said:

Anytime you see a disconnect on either team you take a drink.

If playing CW and you see a 12 man while pugging it then take a drink ... actually down the bottle because it going to be rough.

Anytime you see a gold mech take a drink.

I think for the gold mech you need to down the bottle. I never see them except in my mechbay.

#9 Khobai

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 07:27 AM

every time paul decreases cbill earnings take a drink

#10 MeiSooHaityu

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 07:30 AM

Every time someone blames their team for a loss. Take a drink.

#11 adamts01

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 07:32 AM

I drink a liter of beer if I'm just f****** around in my LRM boat in the solo que. If I try to work as a team and take the matches even slightly seriously, it requires 2 liters. I suppose the game part is "drink whenever an assault on your team makes it his mission to catch a light."

#12 Narcissistic Martyr

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:04 AM

When mwo crashes, take a drink.

#13 AlphaToaster

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:19 AM

Whenever a light mech is the last mech standing for it's team, take 1 drink for every surviving mech on the opposite team.

If the light wins, take that same number of drinks again.

#14 5LeafClover

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:24 AM

Whenever you win, down a drink.

That's all our PSR problems solved.

#15 MeiSooHaityu

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:25 AM

View PostNarcissistic Martyr, on 28 December 2015 - 08:04 AM, said:

When mwo crashes, take a drink.


In my case, that would make a boring drinking game.

I've run MWO on two separate computers and the client has been pretty stable. Huh *shrug*.

#16 Narcissistic Martyr

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:28 AM

View PostMeiSooHaityu, on 28 December 2015 - 08:25 AM, said:


In my case, that would make a boring drinking game.

I've run MWO on two separate computers and the client has been pretty stable. Huh *shrug*.


It seems to really really hate AMD cpu and GPU combos...

All my intel+nvidea friends never have trouble

#17 LordMelvin

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:28 AM

- Take a drink for each kill / kill with most damage dealt

- Take a drink when you die.

- Take a drink when you overheat

- Take a drink for surviving a match if still above 60%.

- Take a drink for not winning by primary objective

Hard Mode:

- Take a drink when you hit minimum heat for that map (first 20 seconds of match don't count).

- Take a drink for every component you lose. ST loss counts twice for taking the arm with it.

- Take a drink for every assist

- Take a drink for every alpha strike

- Take a drink for every 100 damage dealt

Lethal Mode:

- Finish your drink if you get a headshot.

- Take a drink for each gauss shot you land.

- Take a drink for stripping armor off a component in one shot.

Edited by LordMelvin, 28 December 2015 - 08:36 AM.


#18 Helsbane

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:39 AM

1. In CW, every time you end up on a team with, oh, for forums sake, we'll call him Col. Brickdwelling, take a shot each time he says 'gentlemen' over in-game VOIP. You'll be hammered by wave two.

2. Each time your feet get hung on an obstacle that you should really be able to simply step over, you know, because legs, take a shot.

3. Every time an invisible wall stops you from killing a target, take a shot.

4. Each time a lurm boat hanging out at 800+ from the fight starts crying for locks, take a shot.

5. When that lurm boat gets gutted like a fish by the first light to reach him, simply point and laugh (shot optional).

And, for the truly hardcore among you...

6. When your UACs jam, take a shot for each of them that are unable to fire.

#19 MeiSooHaityu

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 08:39 AM

View PostNarcissistic Martyr, on 28 December 2015 - 08:28 AM, said:


It seems to really really hate AMD cpu and GPU combos...

All my intel+nvidea friends never have trouble



Weird. Bummer. :(

Just as reference...
My old Lappy was Intel CPU, AMD Video Card
My new Lappy is Intel CPU, NVidia Video Card.

#20 Ezazel

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 09:26 AM

When ever you use a coolant, have one for yourself too. A cold beer preferably.





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