112 replies to this topic

[exiledangel]

lets keep this going

[PsychoMike55]

Joined this unit after escaping the clans and it is the most fun in Quick play, Scouting, and CW I have had since starting. They're not formal at all and really just looking to have fun along with pulling some rather strange tactics. Hence the reason for the unit tag of "Hold my beer, and watch this". So if you want to have some fun with this game, stop by and give them a look at: http://502ndpanzer.enjin.com.

[exiledangel]

New player to the game tired of dropping solo. then join the 502nd panzer regiment

[Guitar Czar]

Looking for a good time? Don't call a prostitute! Join the 502nd Panzer Regiment!



I mean I guess you could call a prostitute, then join the 502nd Panzer Regiment. Maybe take turns doing drops? I don't know, just, I mean, look, prostitutes are people too, okay? They deserve fun every once in a while just like the rest of us.


Er, uh, anyway, yeah, join the 502nd Panzer Regiment!

[Racerxintegra2k]

I think what Guitar means is free STD with membership to 502nd. Plus if you act now you also get some of the funniest dudes in MWO to drop with. Win or lose you'll like the way you look. We guarantee it.

But seriously we have the goal and organizational structure if you want to take it moderately serious and try and learn and help House Davion crush its enemies .

Edited by Racerxintegra2k, 11 August 2016 - 06:15 AM.

[Mikeysixgun]

I posted an application on the website. I am currently looking for a unit to do quick play with while I get more comfortable with the game. Then hopefully jump into some CW

[Jerry Beard]

Welcome aboard Mikey. You need to get on TeamSpeak. the address is on the unit homepage. We look forward to seeing you. We will do what we can to get you up and running...

[Tsula]

Still looking for player who want to do things out side the normal. Also welcome to all the new meat shie... I mean new recruits.
We are Duncan Fisher approved unit. https://soundcloud.c...9/df502recruit1

[Sorcim]

Looking for a few GOOD pilots, or half way trainable ones.... Must enjoy carnage, and a bit of mayhem.

Looking to shoot a few snakes, or jade falcons. Bring your LBX-10's and join the hunt.....

Need help getting rid of some troublesome falcon's, or annoying bears? Call 502nd extermination services, and ask for Jerry. Jerry's kids, do it ALL!!!!

This ad brought to you by the Recreation and Welfare officer of the 502nd Panzer Regiment ~ Sorcim

[Sorcim]

This ad brought too you by, 502 Panzers, and Guitar Czar's Money lending, and Leg breakers.... The friendliest lone shark on New Waldheim

NEEDED: More leg breakers, and people of ill repute. The 502nd Panzers are in need of some new "muscle" and find ourselves here.

What we bring to your possible "new" position:
1. BEER and lots of it.
2. Regular visits to the commanders stable of willing Sheep
3. Decent Enlisted club, with pool tables, and lap dancing on Sundays.
4. Team building....
5. Ammo allowance for target practice. (Live targets provided by Steiner, and Jade Falcon).

What we need from you!
1. The satisfaction of hearing that "CRACK" of a titanium support rod across some ones head, NOT associated with da 502nd (and maybe to a lesser extent other Davion units).
2. Must supply OWN mech, we'll cover your unit fee once we've verified your not "DA Man", or a Liao sympathizer. (or was that Steiner?)
3. Willingness to work with others, even if they chum bait.
4. Pictures of your............ (NEVER MIND later requirement)


Please respond to:
http://502ndpanzer.enjin.com/home

One of the bosses will take care of ya's ....

This Message prepped and reviewed by:
LT (formerly Major) Sorcim, and the 502nd Rec & Welfare Department (and Accounts Receivable).

[exiledangel]

Friendly reminder that we are still recruiting!!!

[Tsula]

Looking for active and fun unit. Look no further than the 502nd

[echochild]

I just shot you all a recruitment request. Noob light mech pilot in need of a good whipping, errrr... getting me better at being a Noob light mech pilot.

[Tsula]

echochild, on 02 October 2016 - 11:35 AM, said:

I just shot you all a recruitment request. Noob light mech pilot in need of a good whipping, errrr... getting me better at being a Noob light mech pilot.

Welcome to the 502nd. We'll break ya in only way to learn is play and learn from mistakes. be open minded

[exiledangel]

couch's!!!! That is all!!!!

bump

[Tsula]

Still open and looking for players.

[Dilbot]

I joined up with this unit recently and they are a great bunch. Super friendly and great to drop with - no one even judges me for running about in a Locust doing silly, silly things...

[exiledangel]

looking for a new player friendly unit look no further we run training 7 days a week and on request. want to learn how to pilot a specific mech we can help

[exiledangel]

ANOTHER bump still looking for more pilots

[Tsula]

Still open for recruitment. Still active. Outside the normal fun. "Hold my beef and watch this" 502 life.