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[Cyborne Elemental]

See thats the one thing you don't know about Bishop, he doesn't actually play this game, he just sits here in the forums 24/7 posting nonstop

Over the course of 2 1/2 years, and thousands of games, I've seen Bishop twice that entire time.

Edited by Mister D, 10 January 2016 - 02:45 PM.

[Bishop Steiner]

Nightmare1, on 10 January 2016 - 02:19 PM, said:

I also heard that Bishop's tears can cure PC viruses.

...Too bad he's never cried.

cancer, too.

[DrxAbstract]

Edited by DrxAbstract, 10 January 2016 - 02:59 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Bishop Steiner, on 10 January 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

cancer, too.

Bishop once took Cancer, boiled it, and ate it. The Zodiac hasn't been the same since.

[Coralld]

Bishop is the Urbi in the YouTube vid "Why BT sucks."

There is also word that the reason why that huge hurrican didn't hit Bishops house a while back is because it realized Bishop lived there and feared that Bishop would some how trap it and force it to join his army of forum warrior slaves.

Edited by Coralld, 10 January 2016 - 03:57 PM.

[Bishop Steiner]

Nightmare1, on 10 January 2016 - 03:31 PM, said:

Bishop once took Cancer, boiled it, and ate it. The Zodiac hasn't been the same since.

mmmm... the melted butter was sweet that day....

Coralld, on 10 January 2016 - 03:57 PM, said:

Bishop is the Urbi in the YouTube vid "Why BT sucks."

There is also word that the reason why that huge hurrican didn't hit Bishops house a while back is because it realized Bishop lived there and feared that Bishop would some how trap it and force it to join his army of forum warrior slaves.

almost had my own personal wind farm...... instead now I'll try to trap and use all the hot air being blown by certain butthurt forumites.....

[LordKnightFandragon]

Nightmare1, on 10 January 2016 - 02:19 PM, said:

I also heard that Bishop's tears can cure PC viruses.

...Too bad he's never cried.

I could make him cry, just make videos of people defiling the Urbie, he will break down at the horror eventually.

[Gamuray]

I've heard that you can't actually destroy Bishop in game, assuming you ever get to see him. Even when it says "____ has destroyed Bishop Steiner", that's just your brain in denial. Truth was, he destroyed your mech's head with one of his enslaved forum posters shot out of a gauss barrel.

[Dexter Herbivore]

Bishop Steiner, on 10 January 2016 - 10:23 AM, said:

32,653 posts actually.

And well, let's see it took me like.... 10 minutes to post how many times in the Lemmy Thread? (and I was looking up videos on youtube.)

I was going to say that the Lemmy thread would've boosted your AND John Archer's post numbers.

[Bishop Steiner]

LordKnightFandragon, on 10 January 2016 - 06:09 PM, said:

I could make him cry, just make videos of people defiling the Urbie, he will break down at the horror eventually.

no... all that you will accomplish then?

[Captain Stiffy]

Quality over quantity.

[Nightmare1]

Bishop once spit out of the open window of a 10-story building. The spittle landed on a COM-2D standing below. The next day, the COM's pilot went to start it up and found it had morphed into an AS-DDC overnight.

[Bishop Steiner]

Captain Stiffy, on 10 January 2016 - 07:06 PM, said:

Quality over quantity.

[Captain Stiffy]

Bishop Steiner, on 10 January 2016 - 07:19 PM, said:

[Metus regem]

Captain Stiffy, on 10 January 2016 - 07:06 PM, said:

Quality over quantity.

"Quantity has it's own kind of quality."

-- Joseph Stalin

[Captain Stiffy]

Metus regem, on 10 January 2016 - 08:07 PM, said:

"Quantity has it's own kind of quality."

-- Joseph Stalin

Obviously wasn't talking about girls

[Metus regem]

Captain Stiffy, on 10 January 2016 - 08:09 PM, said:

Obviously wasn't talking about girls

Dude ran Russia during and after WWII, he might have....

[Xetelian]

Bishop Steiner, on 10 January 2016 - 10:23 AM, said:

32,653 posts actually.

And well, let's see it took me like.... 10 minutes to post how many times in the Lemmy Thread? (and I was looking up videos on youtube.)

Add in being semi-retired now,and having worked in sales before that... (seriously, aside from weekends and big event days, most days in retail sales are slooooooow.... especially when you sell mattresses.... fortunately, at 12% commish, you only need a few a week, lol) and you have plenty of time to post. Heck Joe Mallon still has more than I do.

That, and I have tried to get into other games over the last few years to play when not on here or out fishing or diving or doing commission art.... but so far haven't found one that stuck. I got Fallout 4, Pirates of the Burning Sea, Star Wars, Heavy Gear accts... all collecting dust because none of them have been worth the hype.

And don't get me started on Star Citizen......

32,672 since this thread started. Literally made 30 more posts since this thread was made.

I have a bad forum/MWO addiction, an addiction that has cost me 2 of my 3 wives and 300 dollars I could have used at the casino near my trailore park and at least the casino has free coke products.

[Bishop Steiner]

Xetelian, on 10 January 2016 - 08:19 PM, said:

I have a bad forum/MWO addiction, an addiction that has cost me 2 of my 3 wives and 300 dollars I could have used at the casino near my trailore park and at least the casino has free coke products.

wow, you should really join a support group to help you with that....

2 out of 3 wives... do you live in Utah or the Middle East?

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 10 January 2016 - 08:21 PM.

[Metus regem]

Bishop Steiner, on 10 January 2016 - 08:20 PM, said:

wow, you should really join a support group to help you with that....

2 out of 3 wives... do you live in Utah or the Middle East?

Well taking the words casino and trailer park being used together, I'd say Utah.

Edited by Metus regem, 10 January 2016 - 08:55 PM.