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#1 Emilio Lizardo

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Posted 25 January 2016 - 05:47 PM

We were fighting in River City yesterday.

I offered an open invitation to "dance". You challenged me to single combat in upper city. I came across the bridge and met you.

However, I did bring the rest of my lance (just in case). My mistake was not telling them to allow us to engage alone, one on one, in the honorable samurai duel you expected.

I, sir, am no samurai. My version of Bushido would make Kerensky blush. Still, I owed it to you to keep the fight fair, my Jenner IIC to your Warhammer...

...but my lance jumped in and tore you to pieces.

I truly am sorry. Your ensuing rage and the response from the remaining 11 'mechs in your company made for the most intense match of mechjock wit I've seen to date. It was a brilliant, brutal fight and your comrades avenged your death at least nine times. I did (almost) feel dishonorable and do regret not defeating you myself, man to man.


Most Sincerely,

Dr. John Whorfin

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Posted 25 January 2016 - 09:40 PM

Just...just.. lololol

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Posted 28 January 2016 - 05:23 PM

Lord Whorfin...

Just as I expected from you and your Red Lectroid cronies. Back to Planet 10 with you before I put in a call to a certain professor at the NAIS.

#4 Emilio Lizardo

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 07:05 PM

View PostMarineTech, on 28 January 2016 - 05:23 PM, said:

Lord Whorfin...

Just as I expected from you and your Red Lectroid cronies. Back to Planet 10 with you before I put in a call to a certain professor at the NAIS.


Please be my guest, as I have met the cursed Buckaroo Banzai in his Highlander many times already. New Avalon and all its pomp and French pageantry will soon be under my control, with the pathetic New Avalon Institute of "Science" as the next host of YoYodyne Industries! Banzai doesn't even realize that the man he thinks is Hanse Davion is none other than a Lectroid under my command.

#5 Carl Vickers

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 07:16 PM

Considering you cant actually capture New Avalon those are interesting words Emilio.





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