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[Sjorpha]

Back from our daring journey on foreign seas, we have ridden the mare of the edge of the world, we have seen statues cry, the sun swallowed by the moon, a thousand elephants dancing around the roots of yggdrasil...

We bring tidings of strange ships and stranger races still, but none of them as strong as the proud hirdmen of the FRR, none as fierce as our berserkers, none as wise as our galdermen, none as jolly as our huskarls and wenches with mead and mushrooms in their bellies!

Once more the banner of the free republic flutters in the wind from the dragon head of our majestic mothership, once more we shall together laugh and slaughter and steal and drink the blood of those who would see our freedom taken from us!

It's good to be home.

[DaemonWulfe]

Welcome home, brothers!

[Tarogato]

I would raise some mead in celebration, but there's no mead up here in birdland and I need to lay low or else they might suspect tomfoolery and see me for the stravag I am.

[nehebkau]

Tarogato, on 02 March 2016 - 09:52 PM, said:

I would raise some mead in celebration, but there's no mead up here in birdland and I need to lay low or else they might suspect tomfoolery and see me for the stravag I am.

The green chickens aren't smart enough for that -- besides if you just go 'BOO' they go flying off to hide in the nearest tree. Have to be careful in Emerald now for fear of knocking over a tree and killing one of my team-mates hiding in its branches.

[Rushin Roulette]

Dont worry about that. Just dont forget to bring the FRR Standard anti-chicken module in every mech you launch:

Spoiler

[Sjorpha]

If you forgot the module just refer to this basic chicken fighting tutorial:

Spoiler

[DaemonWulfe]

What the hell did I just watch?

[N1al]

This is why we invented the Internet.

[Sjorpha]

Oh **** guys, they're on to us: Secret FRR anti CFJ project leaked.