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Poetry: Tale Of The Unknown Gamer


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#1 0rph3us

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Posted 09 March 2016 - 11:03 PM

Tale of the Unknown Gamer

There was once was a gamer who felt sad and alone,
All he ever wanted was to be well known.
Then he thought of the game he played,
I will do something with this, but what could be made?

There was definitely something this game lacks,
I mean all they ever do is release new mech packs.
Then it came to him, he was so full of pride.
I will dedicate my time to making a guide.

Time had passed and the guide was done,
He admired his work, as it had not been fun.
It was worth it he thought, if it gained him attention.
He used it to join a unit, whose name I won’t mention.

New members had joined to fill their reserves,
The gamer thought they should all give him the respect he deserves.
He showed them his guide and soul did he bare,
But an upstart told him that he didn’t care.

He dismissed the upstart, who no one knew.
He’s not worth my time, besides what can he do?
Then something happened, that he did not expect,
The upstart became popular and the gamer’s pride was wrecked.

He watched the upstart closely, so he could later infer,
That a kick was necessary and it had to occur.
But then the plan had to be suddenly dropped,
The unit leader was involved and the expulsion was stopped.

All that time the gamer took to scheme and plot,
Amounted to being all for naught.
In the end if the popularity of others is what you bemoan,
Then you are destined by your own hand to be sad and alone.

Edited by 0rph3us, 10 March 2016 - 12:12 PM.


#2 MarineTech

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Posted 10 March 2016 - 11:13 AM

One, out of 9 ostriches, are confused by this poem.

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#3 0rph3us

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Posted 10 March 2016 - 12:13 PM

View PostMarack Drock, on 10 March 2016 - 10:39 AM, said:

Donald Trump disagrees

I have changed the last line,
I hope this is a more acceptable rhyme.

Edited by 0rph3us, 10 March 2016 - 12:22 PM.


#4 Sader325

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Posted 10 March 2016 - 05:05 PM

Theres so much god damn meta in this post you guys dont even know.

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Posted 10 March 2016 - 05:29 PM

The kick was so justified it literally makes me sick that it didn't happen.

4/10 for making fun of an event that killed my interest in a unit and a game in one fell swoop.

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Posted 11 March 2016 - 06:45 PM

View PostMarack Drock, on 10 March 2016 - 09:43 PM, said:

Am I the only one that doesn't give 2 flying ***** about meta?


Wrong kind of meta.





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